Anthony In TX

@anthonyintx.bsky.social

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Death first to vultures and scavengers All y'all are welcome but you gotta act right he/him

A Whataburger receipt with the worst spelling of “Anthony” I’ve ever seen
A man wearing a Sickos FC Jersey
A profile of a mixed-breed dog named Willow
Trump and his idiot minions driving giant, heavy SUVs over the reflecting pool
Fire Marshall Bill
Willow, you silly, silly girl
Foxglove the cat He’s a dick but I love him
Willow, a husky/cattle dog/shepherd mix.
Maggie, a pug/shih-tzu mix who was incredibly stupid and the sweetest dog on the planet
Handwriting sample
The D-backs will have a "Take Me Out to the Ballgame Shake" at games this year It's a salted caramel shake with whipped cream, peanut butter sandwich cookies, Kit Kat bars, and Cracker Jack
Steve Martin as Navin Johnson in the all-time classic comedy The Jerk
The O RLY owl
Homer Simpson announcing to his bewildered family that he has decided to go to clown college.
A 2 panel comic strip about birthdays and death
A toddler stuffing pretzels in his mouth, affectionately titled "Tubby on a Train"
A bunch of incredibly stupid, racist, awful people holding up MASS DEPORTATION NOW! signs from 2024, showing they wanted exactly what this monstrous, ghoulish admin is doing, no matter what they claim today
"these are the 7 house Democrats who voted to give ICE another $10 billion on thursday btw"
Definition of terrorism by Encyclopaedia Britannica
JD, please fire your barber, you fucking racist, fascist, weaselly hack
Willow, who sleeps with no fewer than 3 toys at any given time
Jamey Chadwell rubbin' some church on it
Scrub babies?
Insurrection
RIP Maggie 15 great years of pure stupidity
A husky-shepherd-cattle dog mix named Willow sitting in front of a Christmas tree
A phone alarm set for 4:00am every weekday
A white supremacist piece of shit wearing a shirt with a Confederate flag design and Nazi SS symbols Because he's a racist piece of shit
A pair of Nike Air Max 90 Premium in the colorway "Summit White Ashen Slate Pure Platinum Bright Crimson"
An NPR BlueSky post about suffragists using bakesales to raise money and awareness preceded by a post about baking cookies.
Do your stupid racist chant now, bitch
Jesse Watters, the real-life Ron Burgundy, who will say anything you put in front of him
Indianapolis Colts "2104 AFC Finalist" banner
Duke's Mayo Bowl potential matchup of Louisville vs Ole Miss
An orange striped tabby cat named Foxglove
One of the all-time best Facebook posts, about the consequences of leaving the toilet seat up
The poster for the movie Reality Bites, which is set in Houston, Texas
A picture of a very fat baby Anthony in TX
A mixed-breed dog named Willow wearing a jack-o'-lantern costume
A mixed-breed dog named Willow
Picture of a giant dork in his dork costume next to his dorkmobile... uh, sorry, picture of a "cyberpunk" next to his pussy magnet
A neon sign that says "You Had Me at Gelati," but Me at looks like Meat
Hans Moleman saying, "I was saying release the Earhart files"
A picture of my old dog Maggie, who gave us nearly 15 years of unconditional love
The cover art for Blind Melon's self-titled debut album
A mixed-breed dog (we don't yet know exactly what she is) named Willow
An orange tabby named Foxglove
Photo of an ICE agent's foot, compensating for his tiny penis with boots that are entirely too big.
USA athlete Sha'Carri Richardson looking triumphantly at the competition during the anchor leg of the 4x100m relay Olympic final
Maggie the pug/shih-tzu mix, sitting on a fuzzy pillow. She was a perfect dog.
A pair of Nike SB Dunk shoes in the color way "carbon monarch"
The crew from the sci-fi (Syfy) show "Farscape," but the Pilot is missing.
A hot dog from Becks Prime
A picture of JD Vance with an attitude- and behavior-appropriate mustache styled like one of history's greatest monsters
"they don't know" meme featuring a quote of right-wing nonsense from sentient pustule JD Vance
An absolutely absurd vehicle owned by the Rockford, IL police department