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Elongated screenshot from tumbr. cupsnake: "You know what the Green heron is basically the best heron because it is like 90% neck so when it is all folded down it looks like a giant head with wings and legs" Photograph of a green heron in the foled state, and indeed it does look as described. "but then suddenly ZOOP" Second photograph of the green-capped, rust and grayish heron in the extended state. He/They are a loooooooong boi. The body of the bird seems absurdly small for that towering neck, barely even an enlargement at the end of that erect and turgid member. "fucking green herons" erraticartist: What the fuck
The Death at the grabber machine meme on a gray background. Death has successfully grabbed a little human figure with the machine. The text reads, "Dick Cheney?!? FUCK YEAH!!!"
Screenshot of headline and picture of Curtis Yarvin from San Fransico Standard article. The headline and blurb read: Citing fear of Democratic 'vengeance,' Curtis Yarvin says he may flee the US. The far-right blogger doesn't think the Trump Administration has done enough to dismantle democratic institutions. The picture of Yarvin shows him standing in a Silicon Valley business space, empty wine glass in his upraised hand. He's wearing a blue-gray jacket and an olive green shirt which fails to conceal his paunch, both with band collars, no lapels, and gradient-tinted aviator glasses. His hair is overgrown from a short haircut by about four inches, floofing out on either side of a middle part to curl near his ears. He looks like he's about to ply you with the line about how he and his wife saw you across the room and like how you look, but he doesn't have a wife.
A condiment station in the shape a bas relief spotted cow, with a big goofy, almost salacious smile, and uncomfortable eye contact. The condiments are dispensed by squeezing teat-like silicone condoms, arranged along the cow's belly in a line, rather than in an udder arrangement. The word "squeeze" is visible right beneath the teats, and "Condiment Cow" is blazoned across the body of the animal in what was intended to be a playful font. The overall effect is...unsettling and uncomfortable.
Nazi SS officer's hat with Totenkoph on the hat band, right under the Nazi eagle with the swastika.
A screenshot from the Luther insult generator. Under a portrait of Martin Luther is the quote, "Why would anyone tolerate such things from someone like you, a rotten paunch, crude ass and fart-ass?" From Against the Roman Papacy, an Institution of the Devil, pg. 335 of Luther's Works, Vol. 41 Below that is a button which says Insult me again*
Four panel cartoon by Nathan W. Pyle with two bald eagles sitting in easy chairs. One is reading a newspaper while the other sips tea. Tea-sipper: Do you think the Owl is a predator? Reader: Of course not. He's never bothered me. Tea-sipper: Exactly. (Pauses to sip tea) I don't know what Mr. Mouse was going on about.
A post from Tumblr. A picture of two plastic skeletons posed together. One is vaguely realistic, but the other has solid 'bone' tits over its ribcage. daemontool says: straight people are terrifying they can go as far as to give the girl skeleton a pair of bone titties to indicate a straight relationship tokomon replied: BONE TITTIES
Glitched out laundry meme. Sisyphus pushing a giant boulder up the mountain, drawn in black-figure Greek pottery style, which has figure, foreground and rock in black, with an orange/terracotta background. Over the rock are the words "The fucking LAUNDRY," and at the bottom, "AAAAAAAAAAAAA"
Horizontally divided two panel cartoon meme of students passing notes in class. A famous image of Karl Marx's face has been edited over the note passer's head. A red "Make America Great" hat has been edited onto the head of the person receiving the note. The lower panel shows a close up of the note receiver casting an angry look over their shoulder. The note in their hands reads: "your fears about socialism have been realized under capitalism"
"We're all trying to find the guy who did this" meme
Torah mantle (presumably with a Torah inside) showing a similar kind of gold and multicolor embroidery on a velvet or velveteen ground. The embroidery shows a stylized golden crown and elaborate scrolls in the corners. I'm sorry, I'm not good enough at Hebrew to translate the words. Usually it has an appropriate text inscription and then a dedication in memory of someone who died, in whose honor the Torah mantle was given to the Synagogue.
Screenshot of Raypanmurder's sheets. The first one reads: "See you in Valhalla. HH brother." HH is used by the alt-right as short for "Heil Hitler." The second skeet is a meme with a picture of Steven Miller. It has top and bottom text which read: "The Talmudic Network/ sends its regards, N-WORD." The meme has a white rectangle next to Miller's head, which is supposed to be an Israeli flag, but with a swastika instead of a Mogen David. The swastika is mostly covered by a "cool" emoji. A picure of a roaring lion is on the left. There is text on the blue stripes on the top and bottom of the flag: "This post was fact checked by real zionazi rapists: true" with true written in Hebrew with a checkmark in a green box.
Screenshot of part of the website description of the "dog statue" which looks tremendously like a penis: "At a length of 17cm/6.69 inches, the statues are perfectly sized to add a subtle touch of grandeur without overwhelming the space."
The National Association for Gun Rights, meanwhile, noted that only a Title III court can adjudicate someone as "mentally defective" for purposes of firearm restriction. "It is a judicial branch function, not an executive branch function," NAGR president Dudley Brown told Newsweek in a statement. "This process – is available today as it may apply to transgenders [sic] or to any American suffering from mental health issues, but taking rights away from any American without due process is an affront to the Constitution. All ex parts gun bans are unconstitutional."
Screenshot from the ant cloning reproduction article: "...evolved into a natural case of cross-species cloning, resulting in the maintenance of a male-only lineage cloned through distinct species ova. We term females exhibiting this reproductive mode as xenoparous, meaning they give birth to other species as part of their life cycle."
A giant plastic articulated skeleton straddles the bed of a red Jeep truck, stopped at a traffic light. The skeleton's feet are resting on the truck's running boards. The arm bones rest on the roof of the cab, with palm upturned. It looks like they're riding the truck like a toy vehicle. The skeleton is wearing their seat belt. What a good undead creature.
Me: Anyway, this is amazing! It was either ball lightning or some lightning type or thunderstorm phenomenon I've never heard of [shrug emoji]
Texts with one of my partners, right after the event. Me: Holy fuck I just saw what might have been ball lightning! 5:32 PM Partner: The gods are painting... Partner: Hell yes that's so cool and dangerous Are you all inside?
Text by 'Leonidas W. Steel' I spent a long time on psychoanalyzing god itself just to realize i should have killed myself instead. It would have had the same result. Instead i have to outlive the fucker now and eat it. What a shit monkeys paw type deal to accidentally knock up.
The band Gang of Youths stares up at you from below with quizzical expressions. The background is yellow; they are wearing mostly yellow and black clothing. One member looks upside down to the camera.
Closeup from OP's image of Judy Garland as Dorothy in the Wizard of Oz showing the replaced, sharper focus grass, and what looks like part of Shrek's face, from just below the eyes to the mouth. Is the AI just pasting in images from image search?
Account called Totezkommando. Banner is a red flag with a black and white cross with a circle at the intersection containing a German imperial eagle and with an imperial cross in the upper left hand corner. The avatar is wearing a gas mask and military helmet.
Somewhere in the Mojave Desert (or is it Tattoine?), an alien moon hangs above a mountainous desert landscape in a gradient yellowish to medium cerulean blue sky. I feel like there should be ailen nomads riding strange animals in the foreground.
My skeet in response to this one: Bob Dylan voice: I did not KNOW that The statement has punctuation to represent rhythm, pitch and prosody of the statement as Bob Dylan spoke/sang it in Desolation Row
Article headline front the Gaurdian UK newspaper with picture of Gavin Newsom holding a microphone in one hand and making a fist with the other: "Gavin Newsom's podcast has featured Steve Bannon and Charlie Kirk. Is this the way to the White House?" Smaller type: "The surprise move by California's Democratic governor is either 'gutsy' or 'insane', but each episode makes headlines"
Crocheted corn balaclava on a completely expressionless human; their 1000 yard stare speaks to the suffering which is thier existence.
Close up of crocheted corn balaclava; despite the wonderful workmanship of this true piece of fiber art, the person wearing it has a dead hundred yard stare and absolutely emotionless expression, implying that they have seen some things.
Skeet by The Serfs, now deleted: "One of the most famous gay musicians in history performing at a concert to raise money for the famine in Ethiopia" Screenshot of a tweet saying "No political flags and no lectures." The picture is of a concert showing Freddie Mercury, the famously apolitical musician who had no marginalizations other than that which The Serfs assign him.
That's precisely what the richest people want you to believe. How does the top 1/10th of one percent of the population stealing your labor and then throwing crumbs at you make you "better off"? And don't say 'job creation.' A) they don't even pretend to do that anymore, and B) can you truly not imagine any alternative to being owned by the highest bidder?
Screenshot of the @chartkings.bsky.social account, titled "Ice supporters" and with the tag line "Let's remove the illegal alien scum [American flag emoji] MAGA"
Cartoon meme of kids passing notes in school. The kid passing the note has Karl Marx's head. The kid he's passing the note to is wearing a red "Make America Great Again" hat. The note reads "your fears about socialism have been realized under capitalism" The Maga hat kid is angy.
Robert Redford and Dustin Hoffman in the newsroom of The Washington Post in All The President's Men.
The back of a Cybertruck looking remarkably like a nice new steel dumpster with a plastic lid. The dumpster is parked in a rather ruinous mall parking lot, in Moreno Valley. There's a 'Tesla Dealership' there which parks its cars in the crumbling mall parking lot. I don't know if it's still there, this was about 6 weeks ago. Two palm trees stick up somewhat forlornly in the distance.
Screen from Sightengine AI detector with the chicken image showing "Likely AI-generated 99%," "GenAI 99%," and "MidJourney 98%, Dall-E 1%."
Definition of 'Racialize' drawn from Google. Racialize verb past tense racialized; past participle: racialized. 1) make racial in tone or character. "the ways in which language is used to colonize, racialize, and commodity the Other" 2) categorize or divide according to race. "A highly racialized society"
A picture of a hand holding a glass bottle with a flaming rag sticking out of it. The picture is in black and white, with only the flaming rag in color; it's orange, with hints of rainbow colors. The text reads: Be the light you want to see in this world.
Screenshot of reply by Lesbian Lenin. Sorry, I can't transcribe all this.
Interviewer: What is your "six-word memoir"? A six-word memoir describes something in just six words. Arslanian: Don't be afraid to say no. When you don't agree with a decision, you want to be able to speak up. Being able to say 'I disagree with you,' or 'I don't think that's the right path' is important – speaking to power, if you will.
Google result: definition of satire Dictionary Definitions from Oxford Languages Satire, noun. The use of humor, irony, exaggeration or ridicule to expose and criticize people's stupidity or vices, particularly in the context of contemporary politics and other topical issues.
Reward screen from a dumb mobile game which states "CONGRATULATION" at the top. Yes, one singular CONGRATULATION. YOU ONLY GET ONE.
The post Laurelink was responding to, and the subsequent thread.
A hand holds two bottles against the background of a white towel. On the left, in blue, glasses cleaning solution "Pro-Lens Cleaner, for glass or plastic lenses, anti-static and anti-fog pump spray" and on the right, with a turquoise to green gradient label, "eden fantasys [sic] Toy Cleaner, Unscented, Anti-Bacterial."
A fully beaded triangular lace shawl draped over a red brick retaining wall with a green grass lawn in the background. The shawl is knit from a gradient yarn I spun from a FiberOptic gradient dyed Merino/Silk top in the Damson to Gold colorway. The colors fade from the top in the sequence old gold, burnt orange/rust, maroon, to deep purple at the edge. The beads match the color progression throughout the shawl. The pattern of the shawl is called Haruni, and it consists of leaves, with larger leaves fanning out at the edge, with a net-like pattern between them.
Skeet from an account with the name "Former_Ice" @former22ice.bluesky.social I engaged with somebody who didn't like me saying we shouldn't punch neo-nazis (or cheer it) based only on what they say. They blocked me. Love and understanding and dialogue are the example Jesus and Gandhi (etc.) set for us, and they're enough on their own merit.
Excerpt from a CNN article about the Harris campaign: (CNN)- Three weeks into her presidential run was the first time the Biden campaign's pollsters -- now hers -- held a deep-dive call with Kamala Harris' inner circle to discuss what she's been saying on the stump. Over the line came a lot of praise, but also some suggested tweaks. First, said veteran Democratic numbers man GEOFF GARIN, summarizing thier analysis, stop saying "We're not going back." It wasn't focused enough on the future, he argued. Second, lay off all the "weird" talk -- too negative. Harris' advisers listened. They considered the arguments. They decided to stick with what the crowds were chanting in the arenas.
Screenshot of the bluesky account of Valbhav Taneja, the chief financial officer of Tesla, showing that he followed me, and an exchange in which another bluesky user called him out by account name, saying "In case you were wondering, I'm not a fan of your boss. Lol" Taneja responded "Haha really"
Screenshot from the article OP linked, which includes the word 'femtech'. I'm sorry about not transcribing the text; I'm assuming you can use a screen reader on the article. It's the second paragraph, just before the pay wall.
Me at about 23. It's a professionally taken photo showing me from mid-chest up. The background is kind of a wine color with indistinct black diagonal patterning. I'm wearing a dark blue scoop-neck dress, a triskel knot Y-necklace with three tiger eye beads, and small round gasses. I'm smiling a closed-lips almost Mona Lisa smile, but I still look sad. I have long wavy dark brown hair parted in the middle. My eyes look very dark brown.
A map showing distribution of known recluse species in the United States. Loxosceles reclusa is the brown recluse, indicated here in red. Other recluses look similar to L. reclusa; they may have longer legs, be slightly larger or smaller, but otherwise have the same diagnostic marks.
My dialect map from the New York Times dialect quiz. There is a lot of red, signifying high similarity in the Western US, and the red is darkest in Central California. The three cities shown as most similar are Sacramento, Fresno and Bakersfield. I would have expected Los Angeles to be one of the cities.
Screenshot of a Bluesky account with a Pfp of a young man, and a banner of a wooden American flag and an eagle sculpture. Bauer Werner Follows you @bauerwerner10.bsky.social The post showing in the screenshot reads: I don't talk about politics but we need a serious effective change for our great country...I did choose Trump again to get going!
Character Headcannon Generator filled with my name, Micah. Output reads: Micah sleeps in until noon.
OP's photo of a walnut tree invading her porch, now with googly eyes.
Fairy Godmother from the original Disney Sleeping Beauty with a surprised expression on her face. The text reads, "What the bippity boppity fuck is this shit?"
Meme using three panels of a Dr. Manhattan comic showing the highly muscled blue figure of a man walking, sitting and staring into the sky on Mars. The text has been replaced, and now reads: "It's 1984 I buy tickets to see Ghostbusters and Dune. It's 2021 I buy tickets to see Ghostbusters and Dune. It's 2024 I buy tickets to see Ghostbusters and Dune."
Dune meme with the Messiah standing in the desert, a line of his fighters standing behind him, but Paul's head has been replaced with the head of Boomhauer, from King of the Hill. The text reads: "I'll tell you what, man, dang ol' fear man, it's the mind-killer. I'm talking 'bout dang ol' mind-killer, man. Let it pass dadgum through me, man, and I'll tell you what man, only I will remain."
Meme showing a hand holding up the head of a gray cat who is looking very stoned. A jar of "Catmint" with Asian language characters on it (I don't know which language) is in front of the cat. The text reads "zooted"
Picture of OP's knitting with red and blue circles.
We're All Trying To Find The Guy Who Did This Meme Guy in a hot dog costume exclaiming "We're all trying to find the guy who did this" while everyone looks at him skeptically. (He is the one who did this)