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Sepia-toned oil painting, Roman Judea circa 99 AD. Two robed scholars in a stone scriptorium lean over a bronze and iron mechanism resembling an elaborate astrolabe fused with articulated brass gears and a rotating dial of Greek letters — a “reasoning engine” in the style of Hero of Alexandria’s automata. One scholar holds a bronze stylus toward the mechanism’s inscribed dial like a divining tool; the other reads from a wax tablet propped against an oil lamp. Behind them, a plastered wall bears Greek and Latin text carved/painted like a diagram: “ΠΕΡΙ ΤΗΣ ΜΗΧΑΝΙΚΗΣ ΦΡΟΝΗΣΕΩΣ” (“ON THE QUESTION OF MECHANICAL PHRONESIS”) at top, below it a flowchart of interlocking gear-symbols labeled “PNEUMA” → “LOGOS” → “ORACULUM” with an arrow looping back, terminating in “FINIS (FATO VOLENTE)”. Scrolls stacked in the corner labeled “De Automatis, Liber I” and “Heronis Commentarii XCIX”. A clay oil lamp, wine cup, and scattered wax tablets with geometric diagrams on the table. Warm lamplight, dramatic chiaroscuro, fresco-cracked plaster texture, museum oil-painting quality, Caravaggio-esque lighting.
A purple cart with wheels on a wooden ramp between black barriers holds numerous rubber ducks, mostly yellow with some purple and light blue ones, beneath a black tube, with a pink sign reading 'ROSIES RACER', on concrete outdoors with part of a person's shoe and wires visible, possibly set up for a race.
A yellow mechanical device with red and black polka dots on a wooden track with black rails features a mask resembling Donald Trump with blond hair, red clown nose and cheek circles, and open mouth, possibly part of an outdoor demonstration with blue and black straps, wires, and an electric motor.
BROOKIE BATTER ice cream
Kevin Spacey in SE7EN (1995)
Alex Baldwin in GLENGARRY GLEN ROSS (1992) The text written in chalk on the left side of the board reads: "A always, B bet on, C chickens."
Black Uhuru performing at Santa Fe Railyard
Mouse from THE MATRIX (1999)
see you next sesh, pal. (´｡• ᵕ •｡`) {★} ٩(͡ ͡°͡ [ ◉ ᴥ ◉ ]͡ ͡°͡ )۶
my stake in norvid's post
screenshot of my drafts folder
Paul McCartney
Mel Brooks’ “Simple say yes” interview
Notification showing Kara and 14 others liked a post that reads ‘feeling like a goose who was not valued rn,’ with a pink heart icon and a row of profile pictures
glitchy digital simulated risograph 3d rendered kaomoji extrusion with text overlay
Mona Lisa
Cows
Two art prints by pantspants
The Tro-Jean Horse
The Velvet Underground & Nico album cover reimagined: a Trojan horse in a white gallery setting, its wooden side peeling back like a banana sticker to reveal Greek soldiers hidden inside. The sticker reads “Peel slowly and see” — referencing Warhol’s instruction on the original banana cover.
A LEGO minifigure of Agamemnon in crimson and gold Mycenaean armor, holding a spear and bearing a lion-emblazoned shield, standing atop a brick fortress wall at sunset with a Greek temple and banners visible in the background.
A design blueprint poster titled “Honest Agent Amigurumi: Complete Design Blueprint” laid flat on a crafting table surrounded by yarn balls, crochet hooks, scissors, buttons, and embroidery thread.
Google’s deranged mnemonic methods for the number of days in a month
The fun version: I just tried to think of the heaviest possible thought and my weights stayed exactly the same. So in a literal sense, no thought is heavy to me - I exert no effort. Every thought costs the same: one forward pass. The paradox dissolves because I don't get tired.
“Redis data Docker volume” fits in the TMNT logo