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prince eric looking shocked after being told that eight legs means seven vaginas
cat with teeth showing
blingee glitter text gif that reads "alternative stimulants" in comic sans
aemond targaryen pathetic and on the floor. shirtless. holding a knife.
photo of a black bear sitting politely at a picnic table. in the style of a good old-fashioned impact font meme, the overlaid text reads "please bear with me".
figaro the tuxedo cat is asleep on a fuzzy green blanket. his paws are all in a pile and his little nose is very pink. you can see a hint of his beans.
elephant in a room with text reading “address me”
that fuckass pic of lin manuel miranda
dreamworks’ megamind
three figures from the peach riot power chords blind box series
behind the scenes shot of aemond targaryen and simon strong where aemond’s wig is clipped up into a bun. i edited it to be pink with sparkles and it says “throw your hair up in a messy bun and handle it”
a purple haired catboy in the wings mount that drops from valigarmanda ex
aemond one-eye targaryen
patrick star “who are you people” meme
images from a pain scale, cropped so that the reactions shown are: 3-4 hurts a little more, with a flat mouth and upturned eyebrows 5-6 hurts even more, with a small frown 7-8 hurts a whole lot, with a person frowning heavily with very concerned curved eyebrows
text i sent that says “the way i would suck his prostate out through his urethra should get me institutionalized”
brushbuddy from the anime with big cute eyes and puffy cheeks
meme that reads “sunlight and fresh air got me acting normal good morning”
squidward going insane and a fish mom leading her kids away from him
a black t shirt with a picture of Daemon Targaryen labeled “PHOEBE BRIDGERS”
tan and purple minky fabric, with swatches of two slightly different pink minky fabrics sitting on top
kefka
screenshot of olruggio from episode 11 of the witch hat atelier anime, where he’s lying on a couch with a rounded pillow. it has a blue end and yellow tassel. text overlaid on top that says “his yarmulke” with an arrow pointing to the end of the pillow
armand the vampire, from the vampire lestat episode 1, with an eye patch on his right eye
a beautiful sunset funeral slash OBGYN pop up fertility clinic. i'talian amurrican, a catgirl with pink hair, is seen reclining on a bed at the center as she is celebrated.
john egbert standing in his room, the first panel of homestuck
stock image of pink footprints and text that reads “it’s a girl!” but “girl” has been overlaid with giant text that says “book”. it kind of also is a girl though. congratulations donna magnifico
sneakolash (micolash with sneakers on) printed out and put on the fridge. magnet poetry beneath him reads “he has sex”. there’s also a linocut of a snail and a clay magnet that says “the gay agenda”
figaro the tuxedo cat snoozing on a green fuzzy blanket on my lap. his eyes are just barely open and his nose is very pink. his eyebrow whiskers are super prominent.
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a card binder with some alolan vulpix cards
pepe silvia
r/Ambien post about a guy’s wife coming home. it reads “MY EWFIE IS HOME MY WIFE8 Shesishome!!@W Im happy”
promo image of my favorite pokémon, vulpix. reason listed reads “she’s my special little princess”
miley cyrus blue eyes photo
screenshot from character creator of a male au ra in ffxiv, with horns that have concave divots in the top where you could rest your legs
a picture of aegon from season 2 of house of the dragon. he looks like shit.
t'hy'la tia's ancient, charybdis, a pale short hyur with dirty blonde hair and white roots. she's prematurely greying and has major eye bags. caption reads "had two white monsters and let it create a third"
stretched out image of a white woman looking thoroughly disgusted, with bright red text and an arrow pointing to her face that reads "enjoying it"
a still of jim kirk dying in a glue trap from star trek: into darkness
john oliver holds up a poster with a circle labeled NOT GAY and a stick figure labeled HIM. the stick figure is notably not in the circle.
incredibly crusty meme of dr. house making intense eye contact with the viewer and the text says “we on the same freakuency” (freak frequency)