antler

@antler.bsky.social

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mercury prize winner and four-time grammy award nominee

the "cat face" poster for the 1977 Nobuhiko Obayashi movie "House" with Karl Ove Knausgaard's face added in and now it says "KNAUSE" instead
a simpsons man picture that says "posting a semi-relevant simpsons meme is the same thing as winning the online argument" in simpsons font
a drawing of harry potter, dead
a stylized picture of a naked woman wearing a tiara and holding a fish by the tail in each hand
screenshot of a duolingo german exercise in which the sentence to be translated is "in this bakery there is everything"
a screenshot of the headline from the new york times obituary "Peter Fenwick, Leading Expert on Near-Death Experiences, Dies at 89" updated to say "Almost Dies" instead
a still from the film "evil dead 2" in which the character ash is fighting his own evil hand. ash is labeled "forum," his good hand is labeled "moderator," and his possessed hand is labeled "thread someone posted 'esnupi' in"
a storefront grocery's sign offering "sweat potatoes" and "whie potatoes"
screenshot of an email preview from the sender "Eric Adams" with the subject line "Your chance to explore off-limits NYC!"
photo of the side door of a truck reading "Hawk Two A LLC" in brooklyn ny
a bluesky certified elder screenshot trophy that says (instead of a number) "how'd you get in here / do you have a code / scram / get out"
an upside-down head with six legs, from the john carpenter film "the thing" (1982)
screenshot of a new york times headline that says, "We asked nearly a dozen experts in sex and intimacy for the advice they repeat again and again."
a screenshot of a stereogum article in which the sentence "Here's what Darnielle wrote about it:" is followed by an ad unit that loudly declares, "HYPERSEXUALITY IS NOT INFIDELITY. IT'S AN ADHD RESPONCE."
a screenshot of a new york times lifestyle article entitled, "She Got Kicked Out of Canada. Their Story Didn't End There." The subhead continues, "During the pandemic, AJ Aquino flew from Ireland to visit Dr. David Poon in Toronto and was turned away. It inspired them to help other couples reunite."
a christmas statue of a bearchild standing in the corner waiting to be killed by the blair witch