Dan

@antonioslamsci.bsky.social

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*some* donkey brains

she’s electable if you vote for her t-shirt
Frank Reynolds celebrating
Sylvester the cat with a lump on his head and mouth full of piano keys
Aussie goldendoodle Josie sitting in the park
Jesus Christ that’s Jason Bourne
Liam (his shirt says “Seamus”?)
Ice T preparing to help a confused man
Bertie’s original pepper sauce
Dennis Reynolds failing to contain his rage
"I think the oil will be dropping like a rock in the very near, you know, the very near distance," Trump said.
Judd Apatow looking extremely serious
Nikola Jokic full court shot
WEMBY ENTERED INTO CONCUSSION PROTOCOL AFTER BEING THROWN DOWN THE STAIRS AT DAN FLASHES
Wemby entered into concussion protocol after being thrown down the stairs at Dan Flashes
Ron on the way to attack his son
A screenshot of Uber Eats showing alcohol delivery available from Landmark Cinemas and Cineplex Cinemas
mitt romney holding a hot dog
vegeta: it’s over 9000
The Ro Khanna cycle
Nathan Fielder playing guitar on stage with Mac DeMarco
A drawing of Nixon talking to astronauts on the moon
Facebook notification: “The admins approved your request to post and comment in Subaru Outback Enthusiast. 1d”
a libertarian man in a video thumbnail on the AZLP webpage. he is looking up at the camera, eyes widening, forehead wrinkled, mouth hanging open, his expression conveying the realization that his captor does not intend for him to survive this encounter, his short unfulfilling life is drawing to a close, that it was all for naught
“What’s next, a license to make toast in your own damn toaster?!” -Darryl Perry, a candidate at the 2016 libertarian party presidential debate
Geohell by Matthew Kenner
Quote from man stabbed: “what are you gonna do, stab me?”
Trump at a rally in Kentucky spouting a bunch of insane nonsense
an aussie doodle looking very flat on the couch
Calvin’s dad with his bike saying “i hope gas goes up to 8 bucks a gallon!”
Matt from Nirvanna The Band inspecting his Wahlburger that grants wishes
Kenneth Branagh as Andrei Sator in Tenet
Matt from Nirvanna The Band The Show, scheming with Bird to book a show at the Rivoli
the Dude discussing Lenin with Walter—“you look for the person who will benefit, and uh, you know…”
Rick telling Ilsa “maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow, but soon, and for the rest of your life” at the end of Casablanca
Google search for “i'm just a little guy i'm the birthday boy”, seeking the original text of the meme Google AI response: Happy Birthday! This popular online meme phrase is often used as a playful plea for immunity or special treatment, specifically pleading "you wouldn't punch a little guy, I'm the birthday boy". It's all in good fun to celebrate being the man of the moment. Have a great day!
“We”? what the fuck “we”?
Gustave clings on as his friend evaporates in the Gommage
jeremy renner / “don’t give me hope”
aussie goldendoodle peeking out from under a coffee table with a paw extended