Anxious Jackson

@anxiousjackson.bsky.social

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Here to laugh, and sometimes be laughed at. FC Koln, Avs, DU, and whoever is playing the Raiders fan.

Surface smoke map showing beyond heavy smoke plume from Northwest Ontario through Great Lakes Region and into mid-Atlantic region.
Meme of Doc Brown telling Marty McFly "Fandango? The streaming service??" Ala Back To The Future "Ronald Reagan? The actor??" scene.
Picture of a dock on a lake with pine trees and sun behind
1860 Munchen game at Allianz
I'm ok
Mutts Cutts van from Dumb and Dumber movie
Ryan Johansen advanced stats summary from 2021-2024, showing 3-4th line performance at best before it drops off a cliff in 2024.
Usage chart for Colorado Avalanche 2021-2022 season showing Lehkonen playing mostly with JT Compher and Nichuskin.
Eye of Sauron tower model located outside a house in Sokolnice, CZ
Estimates of impact on productivity for AI. Estimates range from cumulative level effect of 0.7% to 12% over 10-20 years. Max annual estimate is 0.6%.
Last line of first paragraph of article about Kash Patel leadership of FBI during Charlie Kirk response. Sentence from FBI agent describing him on a call saying of Patel: "He's super emotional."
Photo of Rhinenergie Stadion in Mungersdorf Köln, pyrotechnics are going off on the far end after a Köln goal
Map of US with scores for how many states you lived/stayed/visited/etc. Score is 167.
Mikko Rantanen, hockey player for Dallas Stars, has a foot in the goal crease as he makes contact with Darcy Kuemper, Los Angeles Kings goalie who got injured on the play and had to leave the game.
Final frames from a Consumer Products Safety Council video on tree watering that had a tree burn down in a living room. Screen shows "Happy Holidays" (woke) with an image of a tree in a house. For some reason, a skeleton with glowing eyes and a missing leg bone is included as some harbinger of what will come if you don't water your tree. Skeleton is similar to @dasharez0ne account avatar
Skeets celebrating David Perron and Jamie Benn's 1,200th NHL games
Chart showing Landeskog impact on current season from hockeyviz.com. Expected goals for per 60 min at +18% over average and expected goals against down 15% versus average. That's good.
David Cerny art on Vltava River in Prague, enormous purple hand on a barge floating in front of government buildings with an extended, extra-long middle finger
1990 Buick Estate Wagon
Summary commentary from Köln Hamburg football match showing Immanuël Pherai entering at 77', getting a yellow card at 78' for a bad foul, then getting a second yellow at 79' for a bad foul and getting booted.
Pastel de Nata
Warren Fogele about to meet the ice courtesy of Josh Manson
Tyler Robinson
Beastie Boys Ill Communication album cover
Bolt Thrower War Master album cover
Email from viagogo - States "XX, we need to replace your tickets" Then below, it states "The seller can't deliver your original tickets for order XX but we've got you covered with our FanProtect Guarantee. We found you new tickets at no extra cost. Review and confirm your new tickets now or explore other options." Below is a link button that states "Review New Tickets".
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Nose card scene from Roxanne
Screenshot of Madison Sheahan/Lord Farquaad
Sportclub Fortuna Köln sticker on metal sign
Visualization showing views on "Importance of Criteria for Being American" from 2016 Democracy Fund Voter Study Group by John Sides titled "Race, Religion, and Immigration in 2016". Views show Democrats, Republicans, and Trump 2016 voters views on the following ideas of being American: -Respect American political institutions and laws -Have American citizenship -Accept diverse racial and religious backgrounds -Be able to speak English -Live in America for most of one's life -Born in America -Be Christian -To be of European heritage or descent The visualizations show that Trump voters concentrated their views to the extreme side of the opposition between Republican and Democrat views. This put them more likely to view Christian, European heritage, English-speaking, USA born and raised people as "American". They were less likely to view acceptance of diversity as important to being "American". Full report available in the post.
Glass of beer down about a quarter
AP News article header showing an old man in a cowboy hat gesticulating like he is explaining something to the photographer. Headline is "Arizona communities bank on Trump's push for coal to ensure their not forgotten"
Game impact chart for Logan O'Connor 2024-25 season as of May 2 showing -13% effect on defensive zone shots, indicating positive shot supression. Also -10% effect on 4v5 penalty kill shot impact.
Trophy plaque stating: THE WERNHER VON BRAUN MEMORIAL AWARD PRESENTED BY THE NATIONAL SPACE SOCIETY TO ELON MUSK THE LEADER FOR ECONOMICAL SPACE LAUNCH: DOING THE RIGHT THING FOR THE RIGHT REASONS 28th INTERNATIONAL SPACE DEVELOPMENT CONFERENCE ORLANDO, FL, USA, MAY 28-31, 2009
Economist alert showing a new article headline "His big bet: How Vladimir Putin plans to play Donald Trump"
Text string re Mikko Rantanen, one person my brother makes the point that Rantanen is an incredible talent but Centers and Defense wins championships.
Grand Hotel Budapest Fiennes looking cleaned up and ready for duty.
Person standing behind a chair in the MN legislative chamber, long, blond hair with bangs and black suit with white shirt and dark grey tie.
Voicemail transcript states "Severe winter weather Satan's Episcopal School will be closed on Friday, November 8th. All classes and extracurricular activities are canceled."
Chart showing Buffalo Sabres player expected goals and shot share by period. Bowen Byram is a top performer in both measurements in the first period then completely gets his doors blown off in the last two periods and ends up far in the negative by the end of the game.
Parker Kelly on between period interview with half a mustache.
Isolated impact chart of Devon Toews from hockeyviz.com, showing 2.0 sG for Toews in 24-25 season. Offense is down at -4%, defense is still strong at -5%.