Apethiui

@apethiui.bsky.social

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Archaeologist, historian, esoteric enthusiast.

Caesar Romero joker looking particularly deranged and smiling. The caption says FEET
Mt. Dew Baja Blast flavored Newport pack.
Edit of a Pro-J6 political cartoon from Ben Garrison. A stalwart American Patriot in a hat that says CUM and a shirt that says CUM holding a large flag that says CUM opens the top of the capitol to find Pelosi, McConnel, and Pence swimming in a pond of CUM. He says "give us the cum".
An Asian man smokes a cigarette. Two white boys in red shirts stand nearby. Overlayed are two red arrows pointing up, and a hammer and sickle. Caption says: This post was Critiqued by real Baltimore Maoists: TRUE.
Emoji star smiling and giving thumbs up while balloons and party horns go off. The caption says “Yakubian Devil Down!”
Screenshot of an earlier thread today: Dr. Ruth Marshall is still kickin... @wtfis2bdo... • 6h Our political history is far less an experiment in popular sovereignty and democracy than it is a shitty little colonial backwater based on the violent extraction of resources and dispossession of Indigenous people. 3 mining companies and 5 American hedge-funds in a trench coat. GET A GRIP. ••• Dr. Ruth Marshall is still kickin... @wtfis2bdo... • 6h Nationalism is an UGLY, illiberal sentiment. Especially when it's based on stolen valor. Canadians are so depoliticized and so self-gaslit, we will have find out the hard way. ... Unapologetic Lee @ogcanada.bsky.social If you dont like it here, why stay?
Right wing meme. Unsure what the original says but it’s an image of Barron Trump and the caption starts “WHO AGREES BARON [sic] TRUMP SHOULD BE THE NEXT AMERICAN” then it’s altered to say “SENT TO THE FRONT LINES”.
Dracula Flow, and elderly Broward County man dressed like Dracula with aviators, fingerless gloves, and a Nintendo DS pressed to his ear, implying the post from Taco Bell sounds like some shit he’d say.
an empty mason jar
Mirsaid Sultan-Galiev photographed together with his second wife Fatima Erzina in 1919 in Moscow. Both are wearing thick Russian coats and hats. Both are stunning, photogenic, hopeful. He was a Muslim Tatar Bolshevik, executed in 1940 after Party expulsion and arrest in 23 and 28. He developed ideological tendencies that authorities considered to be at the level of treason and counter-revolution. He was never rehabilitated.
Norman Rockwell painting “freedom of speech” a man in a brown jacket, flannel shirt, and rough unwashed hands stands to hold his head high and proudly advocate that the school that just burned down doesn’t get rebuilt.
Martin Luther King’s spirit smiles in the sky while a young black man whips three shirtless white cotton pickers with his belt.
L. Ron Hubbard’s seminal text Scientology: A History of Man (subtitle Antediluvian Technology) about past life regression. The cover festers a cave person ignorantly grazing on a chunk of raw meat while a cave glows red in the background.
Ellis @ellis_ellis_ell ipads have no soul but desktop computer is like a nervous horse and has the capacity for love ozempic gandolfini @IdahoBones • 1d I don't think you should give kids phones or iPads but you should give them free access to a desktop computer
I wish I could describe this with any justice. Marble statue of a young Greek woman with wavy or perhaps even braided hair. Her neck is long. Her dress has waving fabric. She seems to be smiling ever so slightly. Black background, high intensity light.
DEATH TO THE OYSTER KULAK If elected, Susan Collins promises to SEIZE PLATNER'S OYSTER FARM and send him to a LABOR CAMP. COMMIES 4 COLLINS U.S. SENATOR FOR MAINE
Bill Maher, decaying white man held together by esoteric forms of cosmetic surgery, looking like the smuggest piece of shit imaginable. His jaw is slack. His eyes are glazed. His tan is as artificial as Trump’s. He’s chopped.
Garfield in a blingee sparkling background with butterflies and hearts offering his paw. Caption in cursive says “Let’s take ibuprofen together”.
Guy from Dracula flow. An elderly white man holding a Nintendo DS to his ear like it’s a phone, wearing a Dracula costume with aviators and painted on hair. Reference to the skit as the text sounds vaguely like something he’d say.
Donald John Trump, President of the United States, slackjawed and eyes glazed, standing next to a McDonald's french fry heat lamp looking like a bemoistened day-old lump of pot roast from Old Country Buffet in extreme face framing closeup.
An Indigenous man in white beaded leathers, earrings, a roach of some kind, and with a musket on his back lifts his eyebrow and grins whilst using his buck knife to saw and peel the scalp off of the skull of a still living white colonizer.
Caesar Romero as the joker in purple and green looking particularly deranged. The caption below says “FEET”
“In loving memory of suchomimus 1998-2026” An illustration of a suchomimus head in a cloudy heavenly background bathed in light. In reference to the paper arguing that suchomimus is an invalid classification for a young cristarusaurus.
This happened in metal gear solid two award in yellow and gold.
samantha @commiesamantha.bsky.social • 9h *watching texans die in an ice storm because there's no infrastructure here to deal with it* wow this is nothing compared to living in iceland, what are you people lazy and stupid?? ... heymanthanks.bsky.social @heymanthanks.... • 2h a little of both in texas … samantha @commiesamantha.bsky.social • 2h go fuck yourself. heymanthanks.bsky.social @heymanthanks.bsky.social texas sucks almost as much as you
Illustration from Viz magazine of Terry Fuckwit. He has wall eyes and wild hair. He is picking at his ear. The caption says “OH FUCK ITS TERRY FUCKWITT Fuck us! He’s a fuckwitted fuckwitt.”
News report screenshot with a red background reporting a quote from a man stabbed: “What are you gonna do, stab me?”
William Dudley Haywood, founding member of the IWW.
Tibetan Thangka painting of Milarepa, a man seated in a cave wearing a white robe and red meditation belt. He has a skull bowl and one hand to his ear.
The yidam Vajrakilaya. He has three faces, one white, one blue, one red, and is haloed about with fire. He has a set of wings and six arms and stands upon a lotus. His two right arms bear Vajras. His two left arms bear a mote of fire and a trident. His two lowermost hands bear the Kila or Phurba which is a stake or triple bladed stiletto. He embraces his consort Diptachakra who is a slightly lighter color.
Three small brown beavers are floating a branch to the left of the viewer into a mudbank.
Live action Venom looking like a wet puppet, smiling a toothy grin and extending his like 16 inch tongue.
Mr. Vance got to the point. They needed to invoke the Insurrection Act, swiftly, to crush the unrest in Minnesota. It would be painful in the short term, he said, but the message it would send - that paid agitators could not get away with disrupting ICE operations — would make sure no one tried it again. (There was no evidence that either Mr. Pretti or Ms. Good had been paid activists.)
An Algerian woman looking exhausted as the cover for a Penguin Modern Classic. In this case Wretched of the Earth by Frantz Fanon.
Tibetan prayer to avert nuclear war by Chatral Rinpoche circa 1982 "Please turn these leaders and their underlings - such vicious, ruthless malefactors - toward peace, happiness and harmony. May the adversities of war be naturally pacified and these demonic hordes with their nuclear weapons be turned back and destroyed. By this power, my the teachers of Dharma always remain in this world, and may the study and practice of the teachings flourish in every direction. May those dark human and spirit forces, who harm sentient being and the Dharma, be obliterated, root and branch."
Caesar Romero as The Joker smiling and looking particularly unhinged. Below is simply the word “feet” in huge impact font.
Stalin’s 1911 mugshot. He looks more tired. He’s also freshly shaved so you can see his smallpox scars more clearly, something that OP seems to think is disqualifying for attractiveness.
Ioseb Jughashvili’s scrumptious 1902 mugshot. He has a massive head of hair and wears a checkered scarf.
An incoherent set of illustrations from the infamous Pepsi Logo Redesign document showing Pepsi Light Years and the Pepsi Universe which is just a bunch of Pepsi logos orbiting each other.
Black and white photo of an Apache war band with Geronimo. All four men are armed with rifles. For killing settlers.
Samantabhadra, the Buddha embodying the All Good at the root of consciousness, embracing the consort Samantabhadri, emanating thin beams of light into all possible realities as a halo surrounding him, almost like a spider at the center of his web.
Xenophobic, climate denying, pro technoqccelerationist dogshit being peddled by a paper of record all on behalf of Jeff Bezos. Featuring spooky photos of “third worldist” Mamdani, and child antichrist Greta Thunberg. Not pictured: any of the real actual antichrists who run, donate to, or contribute op-eds for Wapo.
AMONG THE DOCUMENTS in the tranche obtained by WIRED is a New York Intelligence and Counterterrorism Bureau report that warns of widespread upheaval in response to Al adoption. Of particular note is a novel term for what the bureau purports to be an emerging extremism threat. "The chaotic atmosphere that may result from emergent Al technology in the next five years may fuel large-scale protests that devolve into civil unrest and anti-tech violent extremist activity, especially in large urban areas such as New York City," the report reads. The term "anti-tech violent extremism" does not appear in any publicly available DHS or FBI domestic extremism reports or guides and represents a novel grouping of a wide range of ideologies under a single extremist category.
Two people making out meme. Black and white sketch. There’s some saliva and blushing.
Kitten bathed in green light from a led keyboard. The caption says “*enters my own password* I’m in!”
TNG title card: “Bev Fucks a Ghost in Space-Scotland”
An illustration of a chud wojak in the saffron robes of Buddhist ordainment. The very wheel of samsara serves as his halo. In the background, green matrix glyphs scroll down. He is wearing a VR headset that says “Something Happening Simulator”
Image of Timmy turner from Fairly Oddparents praying before bed.
TNG title card “What do you MEAN Picard and Crusher aren’t in love?!??”
DS9 title card “Lesbian Worms in Heat”
A lifted coal roller with three foot tall wheels and an extremely modified suspension that has a black painted front end that gives way to hot pink leopard print. It appears to be doing tricks in an icy parking lot.
Fake American names from a very old Japanese baseball video game: SLEVE MCDICHAEL WILLIE DUSTICE ONSON SHEEMEY JEROMY GRIDE DARRYL ARCHIDELD SCOTT DORRQUE ANATOLI SMORIN SHOAN FURCOTTE REY MCSRIFF DEAN WESREY GLENALLEN MIXON MIKE TRUK MARIO MCLARIN DHIGT RORTUGAL RAUL CHAMGERLHIN TIM SANORELE KEVIN NOGILNY KARL DANDLETON TONY SMEHRIK MIKE SERNANDEZ BOBSON DUGNUTT TODD BONZALEZ
An extremely low res pic of Pastor Stephen Dollins in his younger years, flexing a muscle, showing off his bleach tipped and permed mullet. He wears some kind of faux animal print pants.
A tshirt that says “I used to fear the black mold in my apartment bathroom, but now I understand it.” Below is an image of a few menacing streaky black stains. Below that it says “it’s here to help me. It’s here to make me feel good.”
Norman Rockwell’s famous Freedom of Speech painting. A working man with dirty hands and a brown jacket bravely rises to say we should just not rebuild a school because school sucks.
Caption above: The year is 1989. "Pour Some Sugar on Me" is blasting while your mom enjoys a Marlboro Light from the driver's seat. A glowing ember just flew by your face at lightening speed - you are, in this moment, living on the EDGE Image below: An Elmo plush looks horrified in the backseat of a bright red pleather vehicle perhaps an 87 Pontiac tempest or similar. A female hand holding a cigarette seems to be wafting smoke into Elmo’s face.
A crude line drawing of a balding man in glasses with a scraggly beard, open mouth smiling.
Mallory Mcmorrow campaign event featuring three foot tall cutout signs of her head looking up in an open mouth smile that people are waving around.