Wild Gesticulations

@apolicious.bsky.social

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"he's just like this guy, you know?"

hubb sleeping between my legs, on his back, splaying out for all of gods kingdom to see his balls.
an adorable cat with his arms wrapped around a frankly enormous zucchini. eyes closed, absolutely content.
a gif from the film "Stranger Than Fiction" in which Will Ferrel's character brings his baker love interest a box of "flours," in lieu of flowers.
Drinky Crow, from The Drinky Crow show.
the cover of Lawrence Welk's autobiography, "Wunnerful, Wunnerful!"
DVD cover for "Night of The Lepus," a movie about giant radioactive rabbits.
THE MOTHAFUCKING TIME CUBE
a youtube thumbnail reading "first time hearing tool - vocal coach reacts to "sober" and Maynard James Keenan's LIVE vocals". Maynard is on the left side, and a woman is on the right with an arrow pointing to her, reading "vocal coach"
the Mayo Clinic from the movie "Airplane!" a man standing in front of a wall of mayonnaise.
a screencap of the doctor from Star Trek: Voyager (Robert Picardo) slumping down in a chair looking extremely off-put.
Tony Shalhoub dressed as a sailor singing the Village People song "Macho Man"
a single panel from the legendary Jerkcity (now known as BoneQuest) webcomic. Deuce saying "WHEN I JERK OFF I FEEL GOOD FOR ABOUT TWENTY SECONDS AND THEN WHAM IT'S RIGHT BACK INTO SUICIDAL DEPRESSION"
a recipe for chocolate chip cookie dough that leads off with "I want to start off this post with saying how saddened I was to learn of the bombing at the Boston Marathon"
a reddit post from Crythir 91, reading: "Dude you are so out of touch it's hilarious. Fat asses are big because they're full of humanity's [sic] hope and love"
a tweet from @punishedgarage showing a picture of the BTK killer standing next to his daughter (?) with his face almost in a tree branch. caption says "thinking again about this photo of the btk killer standing way too close to a tree like a fucking idiot"
a screenshot of the show American Greed with a store sign in the foreground for "in the pink," a beachwear store with an extremely unfortunate logo.
Robert Z'Dar
an email from Blue Cross Blue Shield. title: Happy Birthday, Sean - Thinking of you today. they at least could've called...
a bag of Have'a Corn Chips. that's really it.
a t-shirt featuring Floyd The Barber from the Andy Griffith show, dyed pink, in the middle of the prism from Pink Floyd's Dark Side of The Moon album cover. Pink Floyd. get it? I hope not, because it's profoundly dumb.
my cat, Nemo, sitting on a pile of luggage, staring out the back window of my car as we sped down the highway.
a youtube thumbnail of infamous babe Bryce Dallas Howard appearing on infamous babe Kattee Sackhoff's podcast.
me standing next to the octobass, which is like 12 feet tall, and the lowest-pitched stringed instrument every created.
Colonel Potter and Klinger from M*A*S*H
a post from r/chatgpt, an image of "george washington if he lived today" and he just looks like a fucking hipster in a distressed denim jacket drinking iced coffee wearing airpods.
a poster for the film "attack of the 50 foot cheerleader"
a tweet from @fart: "the guy from modest mouse sings like someone is chasing him with a garden hose"
a five-star review of the movie Battlefield Earth: "life changing"
Thundercat: "I was invited to the last show and it was very emotional for me, watching another Californian work."
a youtube thumbnail, "RAPPER LISTENS TO THE BEATLES FOR THE FIRST TIME!!"
a screenshot of a NYT breaking alert: Israel said it launched a strike against Iran, and residents reported explosions in Tehran. we are so deeply, profoundly fucked.
I don't want to look like a weirdo! I'll go with the mumu.
a photo of a sweetwater sales rep with the EXACT Ned Flanders mustache, but with a shaved head.
former president Barack Obama during a cabinet meeting, sitting across from a very stern looking Rick Perry, while Obama laughs, looking at a piece of paper I have crudely photoshopped Dickbutt onto.
a screenshot of files included in a torrent for the 1997 sci-fi series Lexx. under "Other Lexx Material (non-Mp4s)" files include Bunny_Nude_Shower_Scene and EvaHabermann@Lexx_Nude" why can't we just be normal?
tweeter Matt Walace showing the results of asking Grok to remove a ski-mask, which is obviously impossible. it shows a fair-skinned man with shitty bangs and a somehow even shittier mustache, neither of which are even hinted at in the original photo. it is hysterically bad.
EPILOGUE Art is Love. Wisdom and folly is a DIFFERENCE OF DEGREE. To realise "rhythmic juxtaposition" is culture.
a photo of an old man in a baseball cap, including a facebook post from him to Bush's Beans that reads "I;m thinking about thos Beans"