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the jokes only get worse from here. adult he/sie/they i like music and video games support your local PBS station 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇸

the X website asking me to confirm that i'm a human. the process can only be done in the X app.
two people look at the full moon. one says, "woah, it's a perfect moon for a werewolf to come out." a werewolf approaches behind them, and says, "i'm gay."
i really don't wanna describe this but accessibility is important to me even on dumbass posts like this. fanart of the loud house where lincoln is floating away to heaven as an angel and his sisters are crying and reaching for him in tremendous agony.
a dish of bowtie pasta. it is garnished with bacon pieces and lots of garlic salt and oregano.
a sunset outside of a waffle house. only the waffle house sign is visible in the foreground. behind it, the cloudy sky fades from dark blue to orange and into yellow, with lines of fluffy clouds leaving grey trails across.
allan from smiling friends, shocked and surprised, mouth wide open
a golden retriever pup goes after my sleeves
a physical cheat sheet for the 2016 (twenty sixteen) version of outlook, on sale at a store.
a slice of lemon pie sits neatly in a foam container
an image of a guy pointing out of a screen at an audience. the caption originally said "THEE" but now it's been edited to just say "HE."
a close up of marge simpson's eyes with the caption "beware the eyes of marge."
minion router. sits on my floor. kevin the minion
the final score for the world baseball championship game between israel and venezuela: israel 3, venezuela 11.
a white plastic chair sitting in a booth at an antique mall. on the top handle, someone has written "please enjoy a sit down while looking."
a blue sky with white, thin clouds. sunlight radiates out from the top right corner.
the binding of isaac
my signed CD copy of middle spoon by cheekface.
the congratulations screen you get for completing all puzzles in club nintendo picross plus
polypa admires my waffle
a bart simpson plush in my hand
my strong sad plushie sits on a table next to a can of baja blast.
1 week Top artists: Logan Whitehurst & the Junior Science Club, The Go! Team, Bomb the Music Industry!, Cheekface, Snow Patrol Top albums: Goodbye, My 4-Track, Rolling Blackouts, Scrambles, Middle Spoon, A Hundred Million Suns (via Pano Scrobbler)
a purple NO DREAM shirt.
the wiki page for bytcon krypto from vast error and snowbound blood
a discord message from lou that says "i could forcefem him".
giving a thumbs-up to my television screen while the open to the sceptres-victoire game plays.
louie and his green fuzzy lizard plush. the plush wears blue shutter shades.
1. Jeff Rosenstock — WORRY. 2. Worthikids — 13 Jokers 3. Jeff Rosenstock — HELLMODE 4. Bomb the Music Industry! — Scrambles 5. Cheekface — Middle Spoon 6. Smash Mouth — Fush Yu Mang (20th Anniversary Edition) 7. Cheekface — Too Much to Ask 8. Bomb the Music Industry! — Adults!!!... Smart!!! Shithammered!!! And Excited By Nothing!!!!!!! 9. The Go! Team — Thunder, Lightning, Strike 10. "Weird Al" Yankovic — Running With Scissors 11. Math the Band — Get Real 12. Bryan Scary — Mad Valentines 13. The Garden — Horseshit on Route 66 14. The Mountain Goats — Transcendental Youth 15. They Might Be Giants — Glean 16. Jeff Rosenstock — We Cool? 17. King Gizzard & The Lizard Wizard — Flight b741 18. Geese — Getting Killed 19. The Go! Team — Rolling Blackouts 20. AJJ — Christmas Island 21. The Prodigy — Invaders Must Die 22. King Gizzard & The Lizard Wizard — Phantom Island 23. DOOM GONG — DOOM GONG 24. King Gizzard & The Lizard Wizard — PetroDragonic Apocalypse; or, Dawn of Eternal Night: An Annihilation of Planet Earth and the Beginning of Merciless Damnation 25. The Go! Team — Get Up Sequences Part Two (via Pano Scrobbler)
Geese - Getting Killed DOOM GONG - MEGAGONG King Gizzard & the Lizard Wizard - Phantom Island Telethon - Suburban Electric Cheekface - Middle Spoon PUP - Who Will Look After The Dogs? Tyler, The Creator - DON'T TAP THE GLASS Worthikids - 13 Jokers Racing Mount Pleasant - Racing Mount Pleasant
a diagram of six people. first: me, nonbinary, age 20 second: cousin 1, boy, age 14 third: brother 1, boy, age 14 fourth: brother 2, boy, age 12 fifth: cousin 2, girl, age 12 sixth: cousin 3, girl, age 5
a hardback copy of THIS YEAR: 365 songs annotated, a book of days, by john darnielle.
a green lizard plush holds an xbox controller under its paws and plays balatro on a laptop.
a bowl of beef stew.
my last F.M. scrobble stats for the past week. Top artists: King Gizzard & The Lizard Wizard, Oingo Boingo, AJJ, Jukebox the Ghost, Red Vox Top albums: Christmas Island, Let Live and Let Ghosts, Best O' Boingo, Another Light, Sounds Of Tokyo​-​To Future Top tracks: No One Lives Forever, Sound Effects Record No. 27, Deathlessness, Linda Ronstadt, Epic Season Finale (via Pano Scrobbler)
bejeweled 3 for the nintendo D S.
a green plush toy of a lizard dragon thing sits against the window of a car and looks outside, smiling. the view out of the window features a brown forest landscape and a blue sky covered with white clouds.
the green lizard plushie, now wearing pink shutter shades.
a green lizard plushie in my lap. he has a kind smile and wears a plaid bandana
a flower bud in pikmin bloom at a mural outside the doom gong venue
the "okay people! tomorrow morning, ten A.M." scene from the movie elf. the manager of the department store is telling buddy the elf that santa's about to arrive. the manager has been replaced with dr edega, and buddy's face has been replaced by ian's.
a kick the cheat plush, in my lap.
my one year listening recap from pano scrobbler. my top five artists were king gizzard, jeff rosenstock, cheekface, the go team, and bomb the music industry! my top five albums were WORRY, 13 jokers, HELLMODE, SCRAMBLES, and middle spoon, my top five songs were california here we go by the garden, balloon (feat. doechii) by tyler, the creator, phantom island by king gizzard, you always want to bomb the middle east by cheekface, and invisible by duran duran.
turnin kaikai, tied up and bloody and frowning but not in a sexy way
dan from dan vs. looking up at the viewer.
a small, old, red and blue accordion, sitting on a table.
a meme showing a person putting a frozen, packaged turkey into the fridge. the cover to the album "like a gift from god or whatever" by chris farren has been edited over the turkey. the text says: "i don't know who needs to hear this, but it's time to move the frozen 'like a gift from god or whatever' to the fridge."
a small, clear, plastic cup, filled with watergate salad: a marshmallow fluff and pistachio jell-o concoction that is fluffy and creamy. a single red maraschino cherry sits at the top.
a small golden retriever puppy stands on the floor and looks up at the counter. he has light cream-coloured fur.
my pride weed 666 flag (an eight-stripe rainbow flag that has a blue square in the top left with a circle of marijuana leaves and 666 in the center) hangs above my bed.
louie in his wizard costume. he wears a dark blue wizard hat with a wavy brim and a curled point at the top, and a dark blue cloak held together with a silver heart-shaped pin. he wears a black protective mask over his face. two yellow stars have been digitally drawn over the picture.
a personal pizza with pepperoni slices on top sits on a blue plate. one large slice has been cut from the pizza.
i'm holding a package of cheese crackers between my fingers as if it were a cigarette.
a bowl of pasta with red sauce and a meatball.
a blue news banner that says "AUTISM ANNOUNCEMENT" in large white and yellow text.
the homestuck pilot playing on a TV.
sova saying "can you lock the fuck in".
louie in his work I.D. photo. he is wearing a black baseball cap with white embroidery of two gizz gators encircling each other on it.
my tidal saved tracks. in order, they are: discord by the living tombstone and eurobeat brony, "the take over, the break's over" by fall out boy, (coffee's for closers) by fall out boy, 27 by fall out boy, 31 floors by the higher, and 7 minutes in heaven (atavan halen) by fall out boy.
louie stands and salutes to a pride weed 666 flag on his bedroom wall.
a pigeon being held at gunpoint by several soldiers.