IAm Chicken

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Hiiii 👋 IAm naym Chicken bunt IAm rilly cate 🐱 IAm love huntink bugges an ribbown snayks an gets bellies rubs

Chicken the cat if laying on a bed looking at the camera. She discovers a small red fuzz ball (her favorite) in front of her, starts playing with it before darting off screen
Chicken the cat looking off screen to the left. She’s sitting upright, stately looking, as she stares blankly at something we don’t know what.
Chicken the cat is lounging on her back, her dad’s hand on her belly.
A close up of the beans on chicken the cat’s rear paw
Chicken the cat has completely pretzeled herself on a blanket.
Chicken the cat is sitting on a book on the floor, in front of a small wooden birdhouse (a remnant of an Easter basket). She’s got her tail curled around her paws, and is sitting upright, alert, looking off frame to the left. She’s derping.
A shot of chicken the cat, taken from fairly far behind her. We see her back and the back of her head, as she sits on a chair on a balcony looking out over a number of lush green looking back gardens.
Chicken the cat has put her catbutt in the middle of a hot wheels race whirlygig track. We see her from above, looking up at the camera, surrounded by a sea of colorful orange track pieces
Chicken the cat is balancing precariously on a table on a balcony. her front paws are on the rail of the balcony, it’s quite a stretch for a cat. Luckily there’s a cat net to make sure she’s not going to overboard
A video of chicken the cat, getting her belly rubbed. We see her laying on a bed with her back legs akimbo, with a hand from right-of-frame rubbing the fuzzy grey fur on her stomach. She’s got her eyes half closed and is zoning out
Chicken the cat looks slightly perturbed. She’s laying on a pair of jeans on the floor, looking wide eyed at the camera. we see a felt ball at her feet, exactly the same coloring as she is. It is made of all the hair that came off of her during a recent brushing, and is now a toy
All of Chicken the cat’s toys are in a large glass jar. Obviously the only way she’s going to get them out is by diving headfirst into this jar. We her her mid-action, raised up on her hind legs. Her back half is in focus, because she’s got her rear paws relatively well planted, but her front paws are a tucked-in blur
Chicken the cat has completely melted. She’s splayed out on her back, half hanging over the edge of the couch. Her head is hanging down over the side, and it looks like she might slide off entirely any second. She has one front paw stretched out for balance, her back paws sticking out behind her. We mostly see a very fuzzy belly that looks rubbable.
Chicken the cat sits on the floor, under a dining set, looking off into space
Chicken the cat is sitting on a rug, looking out the window
Chicken the cat is sitting on the edge of a table. We see a close up of her paws, all line up
Chicken the cat is shedding because of the season change, so she’s getting a rub down with a nubby glove. We see her lying on her side, looking coquettishly over her shoulder at the camera. Her grey fur is streaked from getting rubbed with the glove
Chicken the cat enjoys some flirting and slow blinking while she enjoys the spring heat
Chicken the cat has found herself a nice and tight box to curl up into. She’s tucked in, looking directly at the camera
Chicken the cat, lay by on a rag rug in front of an open door. We see her fully in frame, looking at the camera with a “dignified” look on her face. Sunlight is streaming in from outside, Chicken is basking in it
Chicken the cat has crawled into one of those shoeboxes that has an attached, flip up lid. She’s curled herself up it, and is asleep. We see one of her paws resting on the lip of the box, and her head resting on that paw in such a way that one ear peeks out of the gap between the box and the lid
Chicken the cat, leggless loafing on a bed. She’s looking off into the distance, wondering what fuckery this week will entail
Chicken the cat is completely happy, asleep in a carbonate box filled with paper ready for recycling. She’s somewhere between sitting and lying on this pile, eyes squinting while she’s got one paw stretched out over the lip and side of the box
A photo of Chicken the cat outside on a balcony. She’s climbing a sad looking little tree stump in a large pot, and looks awkward as heck doing it
Chicken the cat, sitting on the floor, staring up at the camera intently. She’s just realized she’s not getting the ham.
Chicken the cat, sitting in a tiny cardboard box, looking up at the camera
Chicken the cat has managed to climb up to the top of a clothing rack that is sitting on top of a dresser. She’s standing on the clothes hanging on hangers on the rack, staring at an imaginary bug on the ceiling
A close up of chicken the cat, absolutely passed out. We see her faceplanted, with her nose in between her two front paws, asleep on a blanket
Chicken the cat, on her dad’s lap, cuddled up. She’s got her paws pretzeled together, and is looking directly at the camera.
A close up of the bottom a cat’s rear paw, with toes stretched wide
Chicken the cat has taken up a very luxuriously lounging position on the kitchen counter. She’s looking quite comfy, with her paws draped over the edge, observing her entire domain (the living room) before her
Chicken the cat caught in mid-yawn. Her mouth is is wide open, so we see her tongue and fangs. Her left front paw is stretched out, looking elongated
Chicken the cat blissed out as she gets her belly rubbed
Chicken the cat has caught her own tail. She’s laying on a blanket, looking at the camera with the tip of her tail peeking out from between her front paws
An old picture of chicken the cat. She’s standing on the back of a couch, looking just past the camera with open and bright eyes, as if she’s focused on getting a treat from the photographer
Chicken the cat on her dad’s lap, getting scratches behind the ear. She’s squinting and blissed out.
Chicken the cat is loafing. We see her up close, from the front. Her paws are folded neatly under her chest, and she’s squinting hard. Because of the perspective of the photo, we see a painting of a cloud right above her head
Chicken the cat, asleep in a special cardboard box made for cats, which her doofus owners spent way too much money on. Funnily enough, she’s sleeping in the exact same position as the illustration of a sleeping cat printed on the side of the box
Chicken the cat has found herself a high perch. She’s standing on top of a tall refrigerator looking down at the camera.
Chicken the cat has the sun straight in her face. Wr see her laying on her side, with only her head and shoulders in frame. The sunlight is making her squint, while also illuminating her whiskers which show up white against the background of her grey fur
A top down photograph of Chicken the cat, asleep in a green basket of multicolored, unfolded laundry. She is laying on top of the pile in the basket, curled up tight and very happily snoozing
Chicken the cat laying on a blanket. She’s looking directly at the camera, and is positioned weirdly. Almost like she’s laying on her back with the top half of her body) and on her side with her hind quarters. It looks… casual :)
Chicken the cat, taking the liberty of sticking her tongue in a bowl of Mac and cheese to get a nibble of the tuna in there
Chicken the cat looking over the rim of a bowl filled with mac and cheese. She’s caught on that there’s tuna in there and will not be stopped!!
A short video of Chicken the cat dipping her paw in a glass bowl of water with a windup toy of a fish swimming around in it. She’s absentmindedly prodding the fish, but really seems more interested in licking the water off of her paw than anything else
We see Chicken the cat sitting on her absolutely most favorite toy - a teal bath mat. The mat is covering to feather toys, we only see the sticks at the end poking out from underneath the mat. The picture is taken from human head height, framing Chicken in the center of the picture. She’s looking up, directly at the camera, looking both small and insistent at the same time
Chicken the cat is maxxin and relaxin after dinner. We see her on her side, on a blanket on her dad’s lap, with a hand gently rubbing her belly. She’s got one rear paw tucked under, the other over her dad’s arm and stretched out all the way. Her eyes are slowly closing as she gets the royal treatment she deserves.
Chicken the cat, laying on her side in the sun soaking up the rays of the sun. She’s got her right front paw stretched forward all the way, and is looking directly at the camera
Chicken the cat is sitting on a rickety table on a balcony. Just below her is a large pot with a pitifully sad looking stump of a tree and some lichen in it. Beyond the balcony we see a view of a inner courtyard. This has a shed in it, several trees and shrubs, etc. Across the way we see the backs of other buildings. Chicken is looking at the camera, squinting. She’s clearly enjoying the fresh air and the broad view over her domain
Chicken the cat, assuming the traditional twice-a-day shrimp position to ensure prompt feeding
Chicken the cat laying on a pillow, on a cardboard box, in front of a radiator. She’s looking at the camera, with a somewhat quizzical look on her face. There’s no indication she just gobbled up a silverfish, but she sure did!
A short clip of Chicken the cat, fast asleep on a blanket. She’s clearly put cold, as evidenced by the fact that she has faceplanted. We see her left front paw in the frame twitching. This starts off with small twitches at first, then progresses to a full paw clench. She looks supercute, doing something in her dreams :)
Chicken the cat, grooming herself. She’s on a duvet and has got one of her back paws sticking straight up, as she burrows her head in her belly for a good clean.