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the start of Mama at the my chemical romance concert in Glasgow last night
me being gorgeous wearing my “pool boy at the vampire mansion” t-shirt
Screenshot of tesco “offers chosen for you” which has a HIV test
this is picture of me, where i’m gorgeous
Asexual Autosexual Bicurious Bisexual Demisexual Gay Man Gay Woman (Lesbian) Heterosexual Metrosexual Monosexual Objectosexual Other Pansexual Polyamorous Polysexual Pomosexual Prefer Not To Say Queer Sapiosexual Skoliosexual
picture where you can see the toilet sign and a collection of warning signs on a wall
terrible, just awful, photo of the moon where you can see jupiter beside it to the lower right. jupiter is like, unreasonably bright right beside the super bright super moon. there’s also an orb but you’re famously ignoring that
photo of a large menu for a sandwich restaurant that has, god i don’t know like 150 meats on offer then has a “Vegetarian Selection” at the bottom where the first option is “tuna” which, frankly, is a fish
screenshot of a very obvious scam text where potential victims are in a huge groupchat. one person has replied with the middle finger emoji
exfremely suspicious looking spam text from someone calling themselves FACEBOOK in all caps. i’ve blocked out the link to avoid anyone being able to accidentally visit their scam site
screenshot of a payment screen with an “offer” that reads: “Spend £436.75 more for”. there’s no offer for that wild amount of money haha
photo of a business card that reads “be gay, do crimes, follow us on instagram” which i think is heinous lol
photo of a sign that says “Love History? South Lanarkshire has it all”
screenshot of my weather app showing it's 17 degree
screenshot that reads: If it is necessary to act-and it is—it is necessary to think imaginatively, to think out loud and together in a vast and loose-warped weave. It is necessary to dream the cathedral. It will not come from some politician-and certainly not the current bench of multimillionaire Democratic old heads. It will come, if it does, from activists, workers, policy designers, ordinary people, artists, thinkers, all speaking together across time and space. For myself, when I see the explosion of mutual aid organizing, the uprising of the summer of 2020, the honeycomb of autonomous communitarian structures forming in cities I know, good and intelligent journalism and public thinking articulating what needs to be done, good art that gifts the future by engaging intensely with the present, legislation that harnesses government's power to actually protect its people, actions against predatory real estate, policies that will move us towards decarbonizing our economies, a millions-strong movement for a free Palestine, I feel profound hope.
screenshot showing the actual temperature as four degrees and the feels like temperature as MINUS THIRTEEN??
a cropped screenshot from WhatsApp where you can see... just fuckin dozens of unread conversations if i'm being honest with you. you can see some of them have time stamps from today, some say yesterday and the rest have dates ending in 2024 so they're clearly at least a few days or weeks old.
screenshot of the messages icon with a badge reading 20.
photos of a sign with chinese and english on it, the English reads: "Reminder to also rush! to punch!"
a tattoo on my side, just at my hip bone, showing a man's hairy lower torso and his ass (nice), which another man is licking. love when a man licks another man's pelvis in an upward motion. that's cinema.
a picture of two pairs of glasses where one set is so much smaller than the other that it fits completely within the other pair’s frame. not even touching. my head is so big haha
a box labelled “men’s tea”
box that reads “hot LEMON powders” - it’s a lemsip knockoff
a sticker that reads “bi office” from my work, it’s on a flipboard
Breaking News At a meeting on 19 November NHS Lothian agreed to resume referrals for gender affirming surgery for 18-24s. This followed reinstatement of referrals for 25+ on 17 October. The 'pause', where referrals for gender affirming surgery were secretly placed on hold, occurred in May this year but they only began informing patients in September.
the sign of a doughnut shop with their.. mascot?? an anthropomorphic doughnut. the art style is a combo of like hyper real and yet like playdough. very 2001 cgi appearance. his expressive is eager. he is leaning towards you over the “HOT DOUGHNUT” sign and holding the words with his gloved hands. what is going on here. you can see there are mugs for sale with his image. i bought one
snow
it’s butter that says “minger” on it, which is irish slang for someone ugly. wahay, got ur ass
tweet from @jacksfilms that reads: Ah, September. The first of the final four months. The -embers and -obers. The big boys. The holiday-havin princes. Those other months were cute but it's time for the REAL months baby. These months fuck hard
Screenshot reading: My father the funeral home director shaking his head while watching a movie or TV show where a character is grieving a murdered loved one Those aren’t the sounds they make.
it’s the milky way, but this photo is very grainy
it’s a little pictogram on the top of a carton of oat milk with little lines to indicate that you need to shake it but they look like the wifi symbol
screenshot from a dating profile bio that reads “i love gaming, gyminy, swimming, horrors, fantasy board games, trading cards, and much much more”
this picture is me and a horse statue, i’m doing a joke about ketamine being a horse tranquilliser.
two pints of guinness in a wee pub somewhere. there’s a bunch of old shit for pubs in the background
a landscape shot of west cork taken from a high point on the caha pass. you can see a few inlets and other mountains and the sky is bright blue with lots of fluffy clouds. your feelings seeing this are like, awe and splendour at the beauty of ireland
my reflection on the side of a dark blue van. you can’t see me very well but i’m wearing a sleeveless shirt and my hair is up and you are probably thinking “wow, despite low visibility it’s clear he’s very good looking”.
a beach w steep hills rising from from the sand
building with a big sign saying BUTT HALL CENTRE
a photo of me with the sky behind me
screenshot of a post reading “dude do not send a wink face to that girl. you be sinping and down bad. here {yanking the phone away from him} follow my lead {typing “i’ll probably be dead soon anyways”
ok you got me this one is the phrygian helmet, but you have to admit the forward- and inward-curved rounded horn does look a lot like the california quail’s crest
it’s me, i’m leaning back which is (if we are being honest with ourselves) making my waist snatched and giving me the appearance of a but. you’re very excited by this physique 🧙‍♂️🪄✨