AprilRocks

@aprilrocks.bsky.social

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🧙🏾‍♀️Witchy✨️♈️, Alt-black🤘🏾😜🤘🏾, jewelry making, amateur chef, goofball (I'm hilarious) with a spicy vocabulary. Age 50+, married and very far left Sorry, I can't donate to any go fund me 🤷🏾‍♀️

Picture of Dan Quayle with the caption: Remember when Dan Quayle misspelled "potato" and everyone was like "that's a good enough reason for him not to be president"? We should be like that again.
"2026 is the year of the horse" The horse: Image is Atreyu trying to pull Artax out of the muck.
ICE thug slipping on ice, losing his sonic rings.
Instant pot full of black eyed peas
Deer Pic for an example
Picture of a wax museum statue of Trump with the caption, "San Antonio Wax Museum removes Trump figure because visitors kept punching it."
Two men on a raft with one man looking at his friend's leg like he wants to eat it
Shrimp and grits with scrambled eggs
Picture of Wolfman Jack and the words "Some of y'all never listened to Wolfman Jack and it shows..."
Dr. Oz speaking at a podium linking obesity to dementia while Trump is slumped in his seat, seemingly asleep.
Dickens: It was the best of times, it was the worst of times. Schrödinger: Nice.
Two loaves of freshly baked banana bread in parchment paper on a cooling rack
Instead of a moment of silence for Charlie Kirk, I will be observing a lifetime of speaking out against bigotry and fascism.
My first attempt at Homemade Eggs Benedict