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Brazenly Black✊🏾Delusionally sexy😘 Hopeful Romantic🩷💜💙Chaos Goblin🫠 Seriously unserious🙃 Rapscallion😈 I read things📚 I write things✍🏾 Lei/Suo/Idda/La So🤌🏾 Zoom🇮🇹✈️ Mistress of Shenanigans & Tomfoolery 😜 DELULU is the SOLULU until it's TRULULU🤷🏾‍♀️

IT'S A HUNDRED AND FUCK YOU DEGREES OUTSIDE.
Your vagina is now named after the title of the last TV show you watched...What is it?
Things I Have Going For Me: 1. Resting Bitch Face 2. Big Boobs 3. Peak Music Taste 4. Sarcasm 5. Weird Expressions 6. Bad Sleep Schedule 7. Overthinking 8. Awkwardness
A cross stitch with a white background in a gold frame says "what doesn't kill you still tried to kill you"
Text: Me: I'm going to eat healthy Lettuce: I'm going to give you explosive diarrhea Oreos in the pantry: I would never do that to you
Pictured is a black and green image of an oxen pulling a covered wagon in the style of the computer game Oregon Trail. Written below the image are the words "You have died of diarrhea lettuce."
Puffy cartoon character mooning the audience. Double cheeked up on a Saturday.
Pictured are the following books by Black women writers in clockwise order: By Kimberly Lemming - That Time I Got Drunk and Saved a Demon, Two Scoops of Hellfire, Mistle Foeand What's a Girl Gotta Do to get on the Naughty List. By T.L. Martin - Late in Life Love, and Captured by the Canadians.
Pictured is a balloon message in a mint green and pink wall. Text: Maybe Your Final Stage Of Healing is Telling Them To Fuck Off
Pictured is Dominique Morgan wearing a burnt sienna house dress with cutout shoulders, peeking around corner with a look of confusion and judgment on her face.
Alt text: When you see me acting up this summer, mind your business. I deserve it.
Puffy cartoon figure holding an empty plate. The words "well give me some" are written above its head.
Cartoon from @Isaakwells on Instagram of Skelator lounging on the ground wearing a purple hood and chest piece. Text: Remember, you came out of your mom because your dad came in your mom. Happy Father's Day Fools! Until we meet again!
A Black woman with two scoops of hair wearing a lobster print shirt is shocked and appalled at the description in the original skeet.
Text: Normalize Telling Your Friends You Love Them. Tell Them A Lot. Make It Weird.
Shoutout to Black Women Just Because.
A yellow star with "+1 good boy point" written on it.
A Black woman with long dark hair, wearing a kufi, glasses, and a blue v-neck shirt.
A cartoon cat wearing dramatic eyelashes, blue eyeshadow, red lipstick, and posed awkwardly, drawn by @batseyhead on Instagram. The words "I AM VERY BEAUTIFUL AND INSANE" are written above and below.
My life is like a romantic comedy except there's no romance, and it's just me laughing at my own jokes.
Pictured is the book Houses by Nikki Wallachlaeger. The cover is mostly red with a black at the bottom. There is a table with a slim white vase holding a red rose and a tray with a red coffee cup. The table is covered in a large white, blue and red crocheted doily.
Puffy cartoon character stands smiling with rosey cheeks, hands forming a heart.
Wayman from A Low Down Dirty Shame, hand to face, shocked at what he is seeing.
Pride is important because someone still believes they're better off dead than being themselves. Happy Pride
Cartoon featuring a character bent over getting spanked by the other.
A Black woman with two scoops of hair, wearing a lobster print shirt, looking at the camera as if to say IKYFL.
Puffy cartoon character holding a plate with the words "well give me some" written above its head, mad that they have to ask again.
SpongeBob and Patrick, bent over, showing hole.
Text: If I Ever Post A Man With A Long Caption About How He's My World, Please Report My Page.
Puffy cartoon character holding a plate. The words "well give me some" appear above its head.
Puffy cartoon character with rosey cheeks, smiling and making a heart with its hands.
A giant crying laughing emoji fallen over on its side.
Text: My friend: What's on your mind? Me: I wonder when anteaters eat fire ants, is it like eating Hot Cheetos to them?
Text: No one noticed when I was at my lowest, but everyone noticed when I liked one lesbian reel.
An extra large laughing crying emoji fallen over on its side.
A Black woman with two scoops of hair wearing a shirt covered in lobsters stares at the camera with a look of judgement on her face because WTF?
Black Hank Hill smoking a cigarette and saying "Nigga What?"
Nature is freaky as fuck. Sun kisses us. Frost bites us Wind blows us. Heat strokes us.
Puffy cartoon stick figure wearing blue boots and mittens holding a brick. "Oh Lord guide this brick" is written above its head.
Pictured is a puffy cartoon stick figure showing ample cheeks.
Upside down melting emoji
Black Hank Hill smoking a cigarette and asking the question "Nigga Hwat?"
Text: One minute you're young, then suddenly you have a favorite pharmacy.
Pictured is a cartoon grey snail with a pink shell covered in yellow stars. A brown cowboy hat sits atop the shell. "I'm built different" is written above, "like incorrectly I think" is written below. By @caitlynmarieprints
Text: I'm always told "Trust the little voice in your head." Darling, no. That fucker wants me to push people down the stairs.
Puffy stick figure wearing blue boots and mittens, holding a brick, ready to throw it. Written above is " oh Lord guide this brick."
A man with long brown hair wearing a blue speedo is crouched down, arms bent, hands fisted. The words "THEN DO IT! YES! ENCOURAGEMENT!" surround him.
A puffy cartoon character on its hands and knees on the floor, smile on its face. "Sometimes I be fartin." is written below.
Pictured is a gray bird with long yellow legs wearing a blue hoodie and a witch hat. She/ he is holding a wand above a crystal ball that is sitting on a small, tall table. Written below is "My magical crystal ball tells me you should have a sweet treat."
Pictured is a cartoon cat with a unibrow drawn by @batseyhead wearing deep teal colored cowboy boots. The words "Ready To Escalate A Situation" appear above her/his head.
Pictured is a white man with long brown hair, scruffy goatee, wearing a blue speedo, crouched down, arms bent, hands fisted. The words "THEN DO IT! YES! ENCOURAGEMENT!" surround him.
A puffy cartoon character strangling another puffy cartoon character.
Puffy cartoon character standing innocently, eyes glassy, cheeks rosey.
Two stacked puffy cartoon character faces. Top face looks normal, bottom face angrily squinting.
Puffy cartoon character standing, holding a green flip flop, ready to use it.
Happy Birthday spelled out with penises. Enjoy!
Pictured is a seagull walking on pavement. Written above are the words "🎵Well, you can tell by the way I use my wall I just stole your meme. No time to talk.🎵"