April Would.

@aprilwould.bsky.social

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18+ Professional Siren. Sexy Monologist. Purveyor of the "Thinking Man's Smut." She/They. BLM. Avatar by SorenZer0

Woman in 1907 garb (corset, puffed sleeves) smiles gently with her beautiful unbridled hair falling around her while she sits at a desk holding her 1907 phone. Presumably mid-conversation.
Poster for Lars von Trier's serial killer movie The House That Jack Built (with Matt Dillon peering ominously through murder plastic) on a Disney+ search page
Early 20th century illustration of a redheaded woman on the telephone
Marcie from "Peanuts" by Charles M. Schultz talking on the phone to Peppermint Patty, saying, "Life has its sunshine and its rain, sir...its days and its nights...its peaks and its valleys."
Remedios Varo's surrealist painting Witch Going to the Sabbath: a beautiful blue-skinned witch cloaked in red hair wearing white Victoriana and carrying geometry magic. Cloud eyebrows.
Image from Disney’s Cinderella (1950). Climactic moment when, after the slipper has been broken, Cinderella says “But you see, I have the OTHER slipper” and pulls it from her pocket like a champion, causing her stepmother to make a face of appalled surprise and defeat.
Excerpt of Publishers Weekly review saying, among other things, that “April Would explores the pleasures of exhibitionism in ‘The Alligator Jaw,’ about encounters in an adult cinema.”
A poster of a late 19-century woman in a red dress with her back to us, her hair up and her finger pointed, talking on a phone. Song titles unfold beside her.
Glinda the Good Witch of the South by Charles Santore, red-haired, white-frocked, ready to give advice about how to get home.
Vintage 1950s style woman rides a giant telephone through the air.
Cover of a mid-20th century telephone etiquette guide called "How to make friends by Telephone" featuring a grinning redhead holding a receiver.
Mid-century man and woman speaking on a landline phone with "Hold the Phone!" written provocatively between them.
Mid-20th century woman sits on a rotary phone surrounded by faces gazing at her out of the dial spaces.
Maggie Gyllenhaal in Secretary (2002).
Movie poster for John Carpenter's The Thing (1982). Source: Pinterest