Justin Bowers

@aquaphase.23rdlegion.com

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Goblin, purveyor of fine code, book reviewer, and collector of things. Digital at #keratx. My words, my opinions. Scooter Club Reject. Anti AI. Friend of Torrez. AF Gang Scum. #LoneStarCSC alumni, #DTID, #SomosUnidos he/him https://23rdlegion.com

a jungle landscape scene where a shoebill stork is on a man's back trying to bite his head. The caption up top says "Shoebill stork quick fact: They are out to get your fucking shoes." The "word bubble" caption at the bottom says "Give me your fucking shoes"
News infographic that says "New Mexico News" in a blue bar at the upper left corner and has the logo for KRQE News 13 in the top right corner. Picture shows a man in a mask standing on a roadside as a blurry car drives by. The caption on the graphic says "NM parents behind on child support could face hunting, fishing license delays."
a two-column comparison chart that reads "Slots Machine vs. Vibe Coding", with an image of an online gaming graphic on the left and a bearded caucasian man with headphones on the right/ in each column, left to right: Slots Machine | Al Coding You buy casino chips. | You buy tokens. You pull the lever. | You click "generate" You might win a prize,or you might get nothing. | You might get bug-free code, or you might get nonsense that won't even run. Shiny lights, flashy attention-grabbing animations. | "Great idea!" "Of course!" Here's the perfect solution prepared just for you. "I have my own strategy." | "I'm a prompt engineer." "One more spin! I'II win it all back next spin!" | "One more prompt, and this bug will disappear." The only winner is the casino. | The only winner is Claude.
A white browser popup window that says "Whoops! This item is not available in your area." Below that is a small picture of a jar of Best Maid Dill Relish with the label "Best Maid Pickles Dill Relish Pickles (10oz)." Below that is a red button with rounded edges that says "See all similar items on Doordash"
Captcha grid with a photo of a rider on a black motorized scooter. Banner at top says "Select all squares with motorcycles."
An iron hammer where the head is actually an elaborately sculpted fish.
The Anthony Adams meme of Anthony standing behind a tree in a yellow suit rubbing his hands, but the face/head has been replaced with Klingon Chancellor Gowron.
Website footer that says "Copyright 2025 | DMCA Copyright Policy, Scraping of this website is prohibited"
A black cat with striking yellow eyes, and striped by shadows coming from a mini-blind covered window sits between a computer keyboard and monitor on a desk.
A billboard on the side of the GBH building in Boston, MA that says "Congress told us to 'Go Fund Yourself.' And with your help, we can"
A small black kitten with very yellow eyes sitting in a white porcelain basin. His legs curled under him.
Instagram post from fifaworldcup (official) showing an olive green t-shirt that says "We are Dallas" in white and teal lettering on a white background. Caption says "2026 World Cup Dallas T-Shirt - Unisex - Green - S - $50. Your City. Your Colours.
A copy of Anthony Bourdain's Les Halles Cookbook on a wooden table. The cookbook has a brown paper cover with a slightly orange picture of Anthony Bourdain. The print on the cover is in white.
A man with black slacks, black shoes and a blue striped shirt stands at the counter of a convenience store. Bags of snacks (seemingly candy) hang below the counter. On the counter sits a large fountain soda, and a hotdog with ketchup, directly on the counter. No wrapper.
An Amazon Fire Tablet sitting on a table showing the title page for Jay Kristoff’s Empire of the Dawn, the third book in the Empire of the Vampire series.
A stuffed Elmo in a jar of pickling liquid with a label that says "Treasure 'Pickle Me Elmo' $10."
Two socked feet standing on a wood floor. One sock has a green background with goat heads and the other is black with blue ones and zeroes.
A small bobcat crouching under the front of a Honda in a residential driveway. Sitting on the grass nearby is a chonky tabby cat with a "what the hell?" facial expression.
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Open Cup roster for the Des Moines Menace featuring a picture of Sacha Kljestan in a red and black top pointing at the camera on a grey background. Starting 11 is as follows: 2 Lucas Rosa 4 Matt Hedges 6 Ozzie Alonso 8 Victor Ulloa 9 Justin Metal 10 Benny Feilhaber 13 Dax McCarty 16 Sacha Kljestan (C) 20 AJ Delagarza 26 Bradley Wright-Phillips 42 Enzo Carvalho Subs: 3 Mikey Ambrose 5 Kyle Owen 11 Yoshi Okawa 12 Felipe Hernandez 14 Cade Hagan 19 Leroy Enzugusi 25 Donny Toia
An impossibly tall metal playground slide from a bygone era with one child sliding down it, and another climbing the stairs. The slide is situated on green grass with distant conifers in the background.
A telephone pole with “This pain will be useful one day.” Spray painted on it in white paint.
Close up shot of a black cat with golden eyes biting the wrist of a tattooed arm with zeal.
a bowl of red beans and rice with sliced andouille sausage and diced ham. The bowl it is in has a black and white circular pattern, and sits on a blue placemat.
Cover image of “The Littles” an 80’s cartoon about small elf-like creatures that live in the walls. Four are portrayed here. Three males, one female. They have pointed ears and thin tails.
What appears to be a DM screen of a conversation between jazzdispensary and "Miles Davis." Here's the conversation. Miles Davis: Hello, this is Miles Davis from jazz. I lost my credit card. Can you paypal me some money so I can make Kind of Blue 2. (followed by trumpet and 100% emojis) jazzdispensary: OMG... Yes of course. Miles Davis: I will bring John Coltrane. Also Miles Davis: what's up it's trane
A dome of Spaghetti-O's aspic surrounded by tortilla strips, pepperoni, and lettuce. There is a sprig of rosemary on top, with a slice of lemon and a tiny bottle of Tabasco Sauce.
A black cat with white whiskers and yellow eyes sitting on a table surrounded by the corner of a laptop, a vinyl cutter, and a partial view of an inactive iPad. Behind him is a brown, wooden door.
A photo of a sleek black cat with white whiskers and yellow eyes standing on a medium brown stained hardwood floor, looking with disdain at the camera.
The photograph shows a parallel parked Cybertruck parked on a downtown Dallas street. A grassy area, a fiberglass cow and several tall buildings are behind it.
A ziploc bag of skittles and starburst sitting on a kitchen counter
An iPhone lock screen alert banner from OpenTable. It says "We've noticed you're really into Japanese cuisine. See all of the restaurants nearby where you can find your favorite foods. Let's go ->"
Night photograph of a large group of raccoons with glowing eyes. Many more glowing eyes seen in the background. Caption on photo says "Death is coming. Eat trash. Be free"
Actor/musician Tunde Adebimpe playing Wendle in Star Wars: Skeleton Crew.
A grey ceramic bowl containing wonton soup sitting on a rainbow multi-colored potholder (of my own making)
A picture of the Warner Bros Animaniac cartoon characters: Yakko, Wakko and Dot.
Spotify screenshot that says: Public Playlist northern soul ska reggae sunday afternoon You listened to ska reggae and two tone on Sundays in the afternoon. Here's some: northern soul, ska reggae, two tone, rocksteady, jukebox and mod revival
kitchen receipt for Table 23 Mains 1 Vegetarian Piz - No Pumpkin - No Onion - Add Capsicum 1 Chick Carbonar - No Chicken - No Bacon - No Garlic - No Onion - No Egg - Make spicy if can 3 Chkn Schnitzel - gravy - chips - no salad - creamy garlic - chips - salad 1 M Garl Prawn
A porcelain bathroom sink that has been broken away aside from the faucet and drain areas.
“Glizzy Goblin” stickers printed on holographic vinyl depicting a green goblin holding a dagger with two hotdogs impaled on it. The goblin has David Bowie-esque Aladdin Sane face makeup
A black cat sits with legs curled like a loaf next to a pair of ratty black & white checkered Vans slip-ons sitting on a grubby grey rug on a grey tiled floor
A bizarrely sculpted toilet made to look like Lars Ulrich of Metallica.
picture of a large group of raccoons taken at night. All have glowing eyes. Caption in the middle of the picture says "Death is coming eat trash be free"
A kneeling porcelain doll in a pink dress with lace trim with a lamb’s head in a prayer pose with a rosary intertwined in its hands.
The front cover of the novel Wake Up and Open Your Eyes by Clay McLeod Chapman. It depicts a family sitting at a table for dinner (Black & white on a red background). The family’s faces have been replaced with static.
Package of flour tortillas that has a sticker on it stating “authentic flour.”
A headshot of American actor Skeet Ulrich.
Neon green, purple and dark blue in a checkerboard pattern.
Yellow, neon blue, and red in a checkerboard pattern
Red, neon green, neon blue, dark blue, yellow, dark green, dark purple, purple, pink in a random pattern like confetti.
Neon green, neon blue, neon orange and red in a checkered block pattern
Dark blue and yellow in a I and colon repeating pattern.
Orange and neon blue in a houndstooth repeating pattern.
Magenta and dark blue in an almost plaid pattern.
Red and neon green in an alternating double line pattern
Green and red in a “H” repeating pattern
Neon green and dark green in a square pattern.
Four homemade potholders placed on a couch. The far left one is neon green, neon blue, neon orange and red. The middle is neon and dark green, the right is confetti multi-colored. The one in the back is red and green.
plastic figurine of Destoroyah: a red kaiju with big wings, pincer-like hands and large feet with comically large nails. It's head is almost lion-like with a single large gold horn in the middle.
Three potholders (magenta & blue, neon green & red, and orange & teal) sitting on a grey couch cushion.