arachnocapitalist

@arachno.capital

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a short, sturdy creature, fond of drink and industry

two panel comic top: stick figure raising a finger about to say something bottom: stick figure deciding against saying anything
Fable cover art with the text removed because I want the youngs to have to work for the reference
two poasts from Aubrey about a terminal window randomly dropping characters, followed by one from Cat Manning declaring "oh this house is Haunted haunted"
a pile of brown noodles topped with a mess of dumplings and mushroom slices, and slightly more orderly piles of cucumber and green onion, in a white bowl
a golden-brown fish fillet on a mound of bright yellow rice studded with vegetables, on a white plate
chunks of coffee jello on a small white plate with a raised rim
a mound of white long-grain rice in a white bowl full of red-brown bean and sausage gravy, garnished with sliced green onions. I added Crystal after taking the pic
the Sankey diagram from the quoted skeet with the usual addition
a monochrome screenshot from Accolade's "The Duel: Test Drive 2" showing a Ferrari F40 parked at a gas station
a stick figure leaning skeptically against the margin of the drawing
line art of a hand spritzing a spray bottle with big block "NO" text overlaid
a news snippet from my phone with a photo of a Canadian flag on the left and a pride flag on the right, headline "Barrie school replaces Canadian flag with Pride flag"
a photoshopped cover of K&R 2e, edited to read "The CVE Programming Language (ANSI C)"
a horse on a beach, staring at the waves lapping against the shore, captioned (top text) "MAN", lots of jpeg compression artifacts
two-panel meme of a cat having about the same reaction I just did to "cybertruck owner wanted morphine"
I'm muting "asmongold" forever
emergency brain wash station instruction placard
2x2 meme: - "I killed a dragon" / "I trained a dragon" - "I raised a dragon" / (uncaptioned)
a pile of golden-brown chicken pieces next to a pile of yellow rice, both lavishly dressed in white sauce and Sriracha, next to a pile of tomato and cucumber salad dotted with white crumbly cheese, on a white plate
a Loss meme built from the Calvin's Dad Explains meme, in which Calvin's Dad Explains that the meme he and Calvin are in is actually Loss
the allegory of the cave remixed with "are ya winning son?"
skeletor pointing "joke's on you I'm into that shit"
a website checking for simcluster membership, showing that I have zero measurable simcluster membership what is a simcluster? _the_ simcluster? who can say
line art of a hand squeezing a spray bottle, overlaid with NO in big sans-serif block letters
skeletor pointing and shouting, captioned "joke's on you i'm into that shit"
a cat yelling at a brain emoji caption: WHY IS IT always thinking
a news article header from my phone, featuring a hummingbird approaching a feeder and the headline "How to make your own hummingbird syrup with 2 simple ingredients"
a screenshot from the game Timberborn, where I'm building a dirt platform over a bunch of oaks that I'm foresting. trees don't need sunlight to grow, right?
the Mona Lisa, but she's wearing Deal With It pixel shades and smoking a blunt, captioned OK BLUECHECK
some internet quiz told me I grew up Anglican
"brain wash station" instructional placard
a golden-brown breaded cutlet sliced widthwise, in an eggy sauce with onions, over a pile of white rice, in a white bowl on a bamboo tray. next to it is a small white bowl of cucumber and seaweed
Star Trek: Deep Space Nine title card. Close-up of the station. Superimposed silvery-blue gradient text: "Thank god this station doesn't have a warp core"
Star Trek: TNG title card. The USS Enterprise is orbiting a blue planet. Superimposed in blue text: "Ever stick your dick in the warp core?"
Star Trek: The Original Series title card. The USS Enterprise orbits a blue planet. Superimposed yellow text: "Ever stick your dick in the warp core?"
A Star Trek: The Next Generation-themed image macro, portraying the USS Enterprise (NCC-1701-D) in a mostly-forward perspective on a starfield background. Written in blue TNG-typical text is "Another Cast Change Because Gene Roddenberry's A Sex Pest", which is probably understating the case
a golden brown cutlet cut into strips and drizzled with darker brown sauce, on a pile of white rice, next to a few stalks of lightly broccoli garnished with sesame seeds, on a white plate
the "I don't believe in astrology / so true!!!" meme template, lazily filled in with "AI can write halfway decent SQL" in the "whats your sign I'm a leo" position and "AI is going to eat your job, your pets, and your parents" in the "credulous made-up nonsense" punchline position
Vincent Price holding four long-haired cats in his arms, looking upset
Feels Good Guy, line art of a guy who feels good pressing his fingertips to his cheeks in satisfaction
golden-brown chicken piled up next to yellow rice and tomato-and-cucumber salad, liberally doused in white sauce and striped with red hot sauce, on a white plate
three stuffed crêpes folded into quarters and pan-fried until golden. one is cut open, revealing chicken and mushroom sauce. they're garnished with a scattering of chopped parsley and served on a white plate
line art of a hand spritzing a spray bottle, with the text "NO" superimposed
a cast photo of Babylon 5, captioned "happy star trek day"
a screenshot of the game Timberborn. in the foreground a weather sensor is lit up; on the other side of a path are four rows of six automations. four are lit (active), the effect is not unlike the front panel of an old computer
a screenshot of the Railway docs Important notes Railway-provided database templates are unmanaged services - you're responsible for: - Configuring backups and disaster recovery - Tuning performance for your workload - Managing security and access control - Monitoring and maintenance
a screenshot of the Railway features page, including Databases Spin up any database, with built-in backups current as of about a minute before this poast
crisped-up browned chicken chunks and turmeric rice under a lavish dollop of white sauce and streaks of sriracha, with four slices of tomato on the side, on a white plate
Master Shake from Aqua Teen Hunger Force telling Meatwad "I am 30 or 40 years old and I do not need this". they are on a tennis court
two skeets: - Jake, Subject Matter Expert urging everyone to eat some ice cream and get a little stoned - Sickos Committee (verified account) announcing that Applebee's has added more cheese to their O-M-Cheese Burger, featuring an image of someone pulling half a cheeseburger out of a sizzle platter filled with queso
a plate of tabbouleh, kibbeh-spiced ground beef with bulgur, and turmeric rice
two panel meme left: blonde woman with stiff rictus smile looking down and left, on a red background right: close-up of her internally screaming expression, captioned "What?" in black text
three pieces of browned pan-fried whitefish covered in pepper on top of a risotto with peas and asparagus, garnished with minced parsley, on a white plate
a bluesky screenshot, showing OP above a sickos committee poast goading Gritty, the Philadelphia Flyers mascot, into fighting an umpire at a baseball game
chunks of meat in a rich dark-red sauce, garnished with sliced green onion and stuffed into fresh corn tortillas, on a white platter
three tinned sardines in a glossy brown sauce, over shredded vegetables and white rice, topped with sliced green onions and togarashi, in a white bowl
a Perry Bible Fellowship comic repurposed to show the path of a Rickroll through the OSI seven-layer model
a games radar headline: Gabe Newell "stepped back" from making games at Valve after Portal 2 because everyone kept agreeing with him when he wanted "to be part of the team and come up with ideas" subhead: He didn't want Valve to be all 'yes' people
a golden-brown breaded and fried pork cutlet, cut into strips with one at the end showing the camera the meat and drizzled with brown sauce, served on shredded cabbage next to sliced cucumbers in a soy sesame dressing, on a white plate
a stick figure facepalming so hard it punches through three heads