Schmax

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Scooters, cooking and making commercials.

Literally the best dog.
A green vintage vest bus sits under an awning in front of a grocery store. In the background, we see a very wet parking lot and trees, which have mostly lost their leaves. The sky is overcast and the air is hazy with moisture.
Hot dogs in blankets
Lady sitting at reception desk at GM Technical Center in 1965.
A crowd of Sharks fans at SAP Center
A very rough mandolorian helmet in a clear gray PETG filament
A fluffy, black and brown dog catches a small cube of cheese in his mouth. His ears flop up and down adorably.
Can It Scan It
The Client saying “It’s too much liquid in the baby.”
A SEGA Dreamcast in drab gray sits on a white desktop with a blue controller beside it. On a wall-mounted screen behind it, a CD is shown to be playing.
Screenshot of Charlie Kirk's American Comeback Tour website. Text countdown reads, "Next Tour Stop Starts in: 06 Days 23 Hours 38 Minutes 36 Seconds"
Burgundy Samsung washer, partially disassembled.
Black cat peers out of cat-shaped hole in box.
It’s Georgie Garbaggio, a friendly juvenile Virginia Possum, held in the gloves hands of Schmax.
Massive aluminum bowl of beet винегрет “vinegret”
A little rack of drawers stuffed to the gills with little microcontrollers and other components.
Little Vespa engine on a workbench
Whole bunch of diced bell peppers, beef and carrots, about to be stewed in red wine and beef broth.
A 3 cup glass bottle of homemade beet kvas.
A dozen large chocolate chip cookies on a cooling rack.
A person’s beet-dyed claw of a hand.
A guy’s left hand, died red from beet fondling.
Some goblin feet in sandals, framed inside a kayak. A boy sits facing away holding a paddle. You can see a cerulean blue of Lake Tahoe.
Two bowls of cake batter, one yellow the other purple.
A gigantic sulcata tortoise sits on a textured cement slab under a wooden pergola. Beyond are raised beds and grass.
A large pot of meatball soup is simmering. There’s a layer of dill floating; carrots, celery and meatballs abound.
Two salmon heads in a pot of water.
Straight-up gnawed on khinkali in some guy’s sweaty grip.
20 uncooked khinkali (a Georgian type of dumpling) lined up on a cookie sheet, ready to be boiled.
A totally normal red Kitchenaid stand mixer works through a bowl of dumpling dough.
A black cat with yellow eyes looks dubiously at the camera from a sitting position atop a bed. In the background, a rack of shelving contains many vinyl records and a television is mounted to a wall.
A juicy blackberry being held on the fingertips of this man’s right hand. In the background, you can see an out-of-focus vegetable patch.
Two magruli khachapuri on a baking sheet
A Tupperware full of Romanian bulz and a spatula with roasted cherry tomatoes
A flag on a pole eaves in the wind over a building. Blue sky!
A big ol’ stock pot halfway full of chicken and sorrel soup. Spring soup!
A plethora of bats pour out of a home's roofline, silhouetted against a cerulean dusk sky.
A glorious smoked 9 lb ham in a cast iron skillet.
A gharial’s head is center, its long snout made shorter by the perspective. It floats in a clear pool over the rear haunch of a second gharial.
A green 1981 Subaru Brat GL in rather shabby condition parked on a suburban driveway. The sun is setting.
Bowl of crimson borsch with dollop of sour cream and healthy pinch of dill. All in a black bowl which provides some nice contrast.
Roughly a gallon of borsch in the making.
It’s Mama Fratelli from The Goonies.
A guy with the most frizy hair you've ever seen.
Pink Vespa Ciao parked at a gas station. A black striped helmet is affixed.
A very large African spurred tortoise peers out from a homemade tortoise house.