James Wylder aka arcbeatle

@arcbeatle.bsky.social

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Writer, general enthusiast, IAMTW member... they/them My friends call me Jeanne. You should back me on Patreon. No, really. Http://www.patreon.com/Jameswylder

Title card saying Cwej Odyssey in the style of Futurama.
Doctor Who JUNE 11 STREAMING ON aMC+
Page from the Pokémon Manga where the character Green tricks the protagonist Red by pretending to be sweet and remorseful before attacking him with her wartortle.
the words "Cwej Odyssey" styled like the Pokopia font and layout
The Twin Peaks title card but it says Cwej Odyssey instead.
A pretty calico cat with a speech bubble saying "food and litter would make me happy".
A hand drawn playing card showing the character Jhe Sang Mi as the Joker card.
A pretty calico cat with a speech bubble saying "food and litter would make me happy".
A polish Paczki donut with raspberry filling on a plate with a picture of Cwej and Sang Mi in baseball gear and a "Negima!?" DVD in the background.
The cover of the anime "Another" with the word "Toast" crudely written beneath it to read "Another Toast"
A chicken walks on the beach with the words "if you are seeing this, the curse is lifted, have a good day". If you're hearing this, I'm sure its true as well.
A pretty cat curled up and sleeping on the bed.
Title card from the Academy 27 story "Apple Tree Yars" by James Wylder showing Sang Mi's hand reaching up to grab a golden apple radiating cosmic energy.
A calico cat poorly drawn over with a Time Lord cape, headdress, and necklace with the seal of Rassilon.
The Flatwoods Monster from Majoras Mask.
The recent AI generated fake Doctor Who leak picture with Chris Cwej poorly drawn over the fake Paul McGann.
Doctor Who Series 8 Soundtrack with one logo.
Calico cat perched on a Bannister looking down.
"Cwej for Lord President" written like a Zohran campaign sign.
Very bad drawing of a girl holding a book and a pen wearing sunglasses, with text "Extremely cool future era Clara" above it, and text labeling "cool shades" "kick ass manuscript" "decent pen" and a "pile of awards" at her feet.
Mr. Von Hoffenheimer and Simon were a little confused why I had asked them to join me, but I’m sure they didn’t suspect the real reason I had called them: I was a little shit. The Tutor looked down at the objects I’d laid out on the table, “Are you planning on teaching a cooking class?” I shook my head, and gestured with both arms at the tableau, “Actually, I have a question I was hoping you could answer for me.” I held up a loaf of bread. “What is this?” “French bread.” “And what is this?” I held up a bottle.
A beautiful tortie cat with green eyes looking at the camera sitting by the window.
A pretty Grey, tan, and white kitty lying down while looking at the viewer in an upraised cat basket by a sunlit window.
A picture of the WARS TCG card Kujiko Torako, showing a Japanese woman with long hair in armor looking over her shoulder, a red card border, and game text.
Unused mock up logo for Tales from the Vault
A screencap of an audio player, and the listing for "Big Finish"'s audio productions. Only the image for the album isn't from Doctor Who or any of their series, but a young girl wearing a purple dress in a manhua art style holding a big rock above her head, her face in shadow and eyes growing yellow, about to bring it down on a guy's head.
James at the Chicago O'Hare airport with a dinosaur skeleton towering over their shoulder.
A beautiful calico cat on a bed looking at a copy of the book Academy 27 Volune 1
Nick Fury saying "I recognize the council has made a decision, but given that it's a stupid ass decision, I've elected to ignore it." from the Avengers.
An email subject line screencap saying "A royalty payment of $34,135.51 for" with the rest cut off for privacy.
Screencap of an email subject line saying "A royalty payment of 341.11 was processed for" which the sentence cut off there for privacy.
A beautiful cat looking at the camera.
A calico cat laying down but attentive in the foreground while a Torrie cat sits a few feet behind her looking on.
A screencap of Sonic Adventure 2 showing Sonic and Tails with the dialogue "You're right, my friend! So, here we goooooo!"
A calico cat sitting on top of a refridgerator.
Two cats happily eating food out of bowls next to each other on the kitchen counter.
A calico cat sitting on an Xbox.
Screenshot from the movie "Ready or Not" showing the protagonist covered in blood and ash lighting g a cigarette on the stress of a burning building.
A cat in close up, looking directly into the camera.
Zazzy the cat, a calico, stretching out on a carpeted floor.
A wonderful cat with green eyes resting happily on a pride flag.
A calico cat sitting on a laptop preventing its use.
Author James Wylder sitting with a cup of coffee and copies of the books "And Today, You" and "Cwej: Down the Middle"