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Covered in a mixture of paper and synthetic glue to simulate the presence of skin

Uncle Junior from the Sopranos
Lee Pace as Joe McMillan from Halt and Catch Fire
Robert Duvall and Tommy Lee Jones as Gus and Call in Lonesome Dove looking cold as fuck
A meme of a skeleton doing deadlifts with “My body is a machine that turns Sponsored Kits from the game Marathon into being eliminated”
Evangelion canned coffee featuring Rei, Asuka, Shinji, Misato, and Kaworu
Marshawn be fartin
Squidward watching SpongeBob and Patrick through a window longingly
Grant Morrison’s New X Men trade paperback cover
A roadside billboard for THE THING? On I-10 in Arizona
The album cover for Agoraphobic Nosebleed’s album Altered States
Barret Wallace from Final Fantasy 7 looking low poly as fuck
Asuka having a great day in End of Evangelion
Josh Gad
A close of the Team Beta label on the Mission Impossible arcade game
Udo Kier looking fly as fuck in Blade
A still from John Carpenter’s 1995 remake of Village of the Damned. A row of platinum blonde children stare menacingly ahead with glowing red eyes
The RIPBOZO image. A well dressed young black man wearing a grey suit and sunglasses. He stands apart from a crowd with his hands in front of him held at waist level. Lmao fuck Dick Cheney
A still shot of Diane Keaton in Annie Hall looking like an icon
Iggy Pop dressed up like a Vorta from Star Trek Deep Space Nine
The game over screen for Castlevania Symphony of the Night, released in 1997. A crucifix and demon skull are buried in the foreground with Dracula’s castle against a blood red sky in the background.
A drawing of The Smiler from the comic book Transmetropolitan
A close up still of Al Swearengen and Trixie from Deadwood
Jude Law and Jennifer Jason Leigh in the movie Existenz. They are laying on a bed with a weird biological computer between them.
A man boldly proclaiming his opinion painted by Rockwell
Stilgar from Dune Part 2 looking like he’s being edged prophetically
Shai Hulud looming over Paul and Jessica. Bless this maker and his water, bless the coming and going of him, may his passage cleanse the world
A doomer wojak suffering quietly
A screenshot of a google search for “how to delete someone else’s post”
A still from the movie Challengers where Zendaya make two boys that want to get it on with her kiss each other instead
Larry from Veggie Tales bout to go John Wick if you don’t delete
Asuka, Rei, and Shinji from Neon Genesis Evangelion
The series premiere ad for the HBO series LUCK featuring Dustin Hoffman and a stylized depiction of a horse race
A screenshot from a Fox News story about a $70 million plane that fell off the boat because of the Houthis
A screenshot of the Wikipedia article for the Giant Squid, architeuthis dux
Photo of Dan Quayle being swagless and without rizz
A puppy who is sad that Golden Wish doesn’t cost a normal amount of mana
The mascot for Greendale Community College from the show Community. A person in a plain white Lycra onesie with haunting black eyes and a rictus smile
A still from Twin Peaks of Dale Cooper talking to his tape recorder
A 60 card magic the gathering legacy Doomsday deck with some of the ugliest printings of classic cards the author could find
A family photo of the cast of The Witch
A screenshot showing that @willmenaker is blocking a user
Screenshot from X of a tweet saying “sorry I’m being such a hater but the vibe on Bluesky rn is people say “notorious RBG”
Closeup of the hands in the QP’ed image and they’re melded together in a mockery of human flesh
An official looking image announcing a collaboration between Magic: The Gathering and Lockheed Martin
A still of Quentin Tarantino from the movie Pulp Fiction amending one of his lines to say “I don’t need you to tell me how fucking cringe my post is, okay? I’m the one who made it, I know how cringe it is.”