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crazy Marsha Blackburn crushing fortune cookies
In July of that year, he signed Larry Doby, the first black player to play in the American League."!! Doby's first game was on July 5 and before the game, Doby was introduced to his teammates by player-manager Lou Boudreau. "One by one, Lou introduced me to each player. 'This is Joe Gordon,' and Gordon put his hand out. 'This is Bob Lemon,' and Lemon put his hand out. 'This is Jim Hegan,' and Hegan put his hand out. All the guys put their hand out, all but three. As soon as he could, Bill Veeck got rid of those three", Doby said.
Ridiculous social media post from our ambassador to Greece & Don Jr's ex-girlfriend, listing absurd titles that have been bestowed upon him: "I was deeply blessed to meet His Beatitude Theophilos III, Patriarch of the Holy City of Jerusalem, in Athens. His Beatitude's gracious awarding of President Donald J. Trump as Great Bearer of the Cross of the Order of Cross-Bearers of the Holy Sepulchre underlines the deep bonds of faith between the United States and Greek Orthodox Church. The United States is committed to protecting religious freedom worldwide."
Richard Dawson emceeing a futuristic game show in the running man
trippy doc ellis card referring to his no-hitter he threw while on lsd
obama awards obama meme
puffy jacket snoopy
the majestic oak titmouse
ben kenobi: name i've not heard in a long time meme
steve buscemi "how do you do, fellow kids" meme
altered shot from Starship Troopers: Would you like to know less?
ben kenobi: that's a name i've not heard in a long time
Brad pitt in moneyball recreating things in the aggregate
amoral collector who kidnaps Data in Star Trek: The Next Generation
ridiculous fake names from a Super Nintendo baseball game
Greg Bovino looking 100 years old
A grinning Trump holding a frame with a clown's Nobel Peace Prize
Frank Sinatra is brainwashed in The Manchurian Candidate
obligatory Tarantino reference with QT giving a thumbs up
Film still from The Brutalist as the characters descend into the quarries of Carrara in search of the perfect marble
howard lutnick of tiny screws fame
screenshot of ridiculous names in a Super Nintendo baseball game
one of former senator Kyrsten Sinema's less crazy outfits
shitty deal-maker Lando from Star Wars
snoopy in a very puffy coat
Marilyn Monroe Reads Joyce’s Ulysses at the Playground
Star Wars ben kenobi meme: Now, that's a name I haven't heard in a long time... A long time.
SNES Sim City Bowser Attack warning
Miyazaki: I strongly feel that this is an insult to life itself.
Butlerian Jihan Now! Dune reference with arrows shattering a computer
from saira rao's wikipedia about her Race2Dinner events: "In 2024, conservative activist Matt Walsh infiltrated a Race2Dinner event in Atlanta by posing as a waiter, interrupting it at several points."
tim cook 1/6/21 tweet altered to say Trump should be given a gold tchotchke instead of being brought to justice
Jerome Powell shaking his head at Trump's nonsense and looking at him like he's insane (which he is)
1989 Lex Luthor biography from DC with same font and style as the 80s Donald Trump book Art of the Deal
hitler downfall meme
cream colored small poodle with a Pixar ball on a grass field
blurry shot of a terrifying black bird with a big seed in it's beck
fema head richardson in his official picture looking like a complete asshole
"Don't" is crudely crossed out in front of "Touch That Stove!"
A muppet known as Crazy Harry, an explosives nut, with a plunger next to a barrel of TNT
Star Wars opening crawl parody: Episode X: The MAD KING: I've always had a very good relationship with Vladimir Putin of Russia, but something has happened to him. He has gone absolutely CRAZY!
"Butlerian Jihan Now!" Dune poster with arrows piercing a computer. "Thou shall now make a machine in the likeness of a human mind."
tri-fold science fair type project called Star Trek and the Language of memes which translates memes into the language used by the aliens in the Next Generation episode Darmok
Browser extension symbols
Fidel Castro avi says of department store pics: we already bought that stuff. people buy this junk without needing it
trump pointing up with the words, "I did that!"
In 1974, Onodo encountered Norio Suzuki, a Japanese adventurer who was traveling around the world and had told friends he was looking for "Lieutenant Onoda, a panda, and the abominable snowman, in that order"
Rolling stone article about trump shilling his shitcoin the week he became president: ""You should really get in on it," Trump would bluntly recommend."
old tweet: twitter is wild because the dumbest people are like "mayhaps you have slandered me with that ad hominem" and the smartest people are like "my dog is a chonky boi"
Marilyn Monroe reading the last page of Ulysses
2019 twitter post: Twitter is wild because the dumbest people are like "Mayhaps you have slandered me with that ad hominem" and the smartest people are like "my dog is a chonky boi"
ending of Barton Fink with Fink on a beach next to a box
Graphic showing young women voted for Harris by an 18 point margin, while young men voted for Trump by a 14 point margin
Elon Musk self-pitying tweet: "I am endlessly amused by the infinite indignities I suffer on the very platform that I own"