🔆「ARCTIC SNIPER」🔆

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She/They, Proud Mardu Player, no gods, no dragonlords I skeet about trans stuff and nerd stuff, if you like either of those, stay and scroll awhile, maybe you'll find something you like

Atraxa, Praetors' Voice Green White Blue Black Legendary Creature — Phyrexian Angel Horror Flying, vigilance, deathtouch, lifelink At the beginning of your end step, proliferate. (Choose any number of permanents and/or players, then give each another counter of each kind already there.) 4 / 4
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Optimus Prime, Hero {3}{U}{R}{W} Legendary Artifact Creature — Robot More Than Meets the Eye {2}{U}{R}{W} (You may cast this card converted for {2}{U}{R}{W}.) At the beginning of each end step, bolster 1. (Choose a creature with the least toughness among creatures you control and put a +1/+1 counter on it.) When Optimus Prime dies, return it to the battlefield converted under its owner’s control. 4/8 Illustrated by Volta Creation
Phyrexian Mite Token Artifact Creature — Phyrexian Mite Toxic 1 (Players dealt combat damage by this creature also get a poison counter.) This creature can’t block. 1/1 Illustrated by Dave Kendall
Alesha, Who Smiles at Death {2}{R} Legendary Creature — Human Warrior First strike Whenever Alesha, Who Smiles at Death attacks, you may pay {W/B}{W/B}. If you do, return target creature card with power 2 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield tapped and attacking. “Greet death with sword in hand.” 3/2
Rose, Cutthroat Raider {2}{R}{R} Legendary Artifact Creature — Robot First strike Raid — At end of combat on your turn, if you attacked this turn, create a Junk token for each opponent you attacked. (It’s an artifact with “{T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Exile the top card of your library. You may play that card this turn. Activate only as a sorcery.”) Whenever you sacrifice a Junk, add {R}. 3/2 Illustrated by Zezhou Chen
Dorothea, Vengeful Victim {W}{U} Legendary Creature — Spirit Flying When Dorothea, Vengeful Victim attacks or blocks, sacrifice it at end of combat. Disturb {1}{W}{U} (You may cast this card from your graveyard transformed for its disturb cost.) “Every day a Voldaren draws breath is a day I cannot rest.” 4/4 Dorothea's Retribution Color Indicator: White and Blue Enchantment — Aura Enchant creature Enchanted creature has “Whenever this creature attacks, create a 4/4 white Spirit creature token with flying that’s tapped and attacking. Sacrifice that token at end of combat.” If Dorothea’s Retribution would be put into a graveyard from anywhere, exile it instead.
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Dorothea, Vengeful Victim {W}{U} Legendary Creature — Spirit Flying When Dorothea, Vengeful Victim attacks or blocks, sacrifice it at end of combat. Disturb {1}{W}{U} (You may cast this card from your graveyard transformed for its disturb cost.) “Every day a Voldaren draws breath is a day I cannot rest.”
[ODYSSEUS, POSEIDON] How does it feel to be helpless? (Argh) How does it feel to know pain? (Ugh) I watched my friends die in horror (Ah-ah) Crying as they were all slain (Ugh) I heard their final moments (Argh) Calling their captain in vain (Ugh) Look what you turned me into (Ah-ah) Look what we've become (Ugh, enough) All of the pain that I've been through (Stop) Haven't I suffered enough? (Stop) You didn't stop when I begged you Told me to close my heart (You) You said the world was dark (Monster) Didn't you say that ruthlessness is mercy upon our-
Reaver Titan {7} Artifact — Vehicle Void Shields — Protection from mana value 3 or less Gatling Blaster — Whenever Reaver Titan attacks, it deals 5 damage to each opponent. Crew 4 (Tap any number of creatures you control with total power 4 or more: This Vehicle becomes an artifact creature until end of turn.) 10/10
Aquatic Alchemist {1}{U} Creature — Elemental Whenever you cast your first instant or sorcery spell each turn, Aquatic Alchemist gets +2/+0 until end of turn. 1/3 Bubble Up {2}{U} Sorcery — Adventure Put target instant or sorcery card from your graveyard on top of your library. (Then exile this card. You may cast the creature later from exile.)
A post by @akafaceshots on Twitter saying "Fact: 92% of mass shootings are by leftwing extremists", and myself replying with a graph that shows post 9/11 murder statistics, sorted by ideology of the murder, with 122 people killed by far right extremists, 107 by Jihadists, 17 by Misogynists/Incels, 12 by black seperationists, and 1 by far left extremists that I captioned "Go ahead, hide this reply and boost it"
A still image from the "return the suit" scene from spiderman: homecoming
Golden Experience Requiem, from JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
A copy of the above post, including that fact that Bolton has blocked me.
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Zhulodok, Void Gorger {5}{C} Legendary Creature — Eldrazi Colorless spells you cast from your hand with mana value 7 or greater have “Cascade, cascade.” (When you cast one, exile cards from the top of your library until you exile a nonland card that costs less. You may cast it without paying its mana cost. Put the exiled cards on the bottom of your library in a random order. Then do it again.) 7/4