Jonathan

@ardua.bsky.social

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Autistic. IT Monkey. Knitter. Attempting to befriend a murder of Crows. He/Him. Of no particular note.

A panel from Slime Saint / Slime Seijo. You have your typical pretty boy bad guy in the foreground burning monster luring incense. His speech bubbles read "kekeke Goodbye Saint Jelly" Behind him is the absolute moron goober slime in the body of a Saint. I love this idiot.
Lursa and B'Etor Duras being judgey. Shortly thereafter they got torpedoed.
A screenshot of the loading screen on a Warhammer 40,000 Darktide mission. It is the dim interior of a Valkyrie shuttle and features four players in the new DLC Skitarii class. Three of the player poses have bugged and they are T posing on their seats. The interior of the shuttle is all metal and worn, lit mostly by the green mission screen.
Cadbury Dairy Milk in Strawberriws & creme frappe flavour. The package is Cadbury Purple with a lot of pink highlights. There is the image of a square of the chocolate on a graphic version of the namesake drink. There is a background of out of focus floor. I havent cleaned up, it isnt of note.
A hand holding a package of crisps up against a brown wooden background. The package is in a few shades of blue. The crisps in question are Tayto brand and limited edition. Candy floss flavour.
A plaque above and a ribbon below a purple lilac. The entire picture is in purple. The top text reads "The Glorious 25th of May" The bottom text reads "Truth, Justice, Freedom, Reasonably Priced Love and a Hard Boiled Egg". It is from the Terry Pratchett Discworld novel "Night Watch". All the little angels rise up, rise up.
Shot of DS9 generated via https://trek.epicrandomness.com/ which shows the titular station of Deep Space Nine. The episode title is "Ah Jaysus!"
An email from linkedin purporting that a post was removed for Nonconsensual Intimate Imagery
A snipped of the webcomic Atomic Robo featuring Mister Funranium himself, Phil. He is running across a shifting deck and the speech bubble reads "Nope! Stop that! Unsafe!" for he is mighty and the protector of people in all realities.
A shot of the sky with the waning yellow light of the sun on the clouds. There are fragments of rainbow visible. There is a tree in the leftmost foreground.
Screenshot of the anime: Mistress Kanan is Devilishly Easy The character of Kanan is having a ... lets call it a pleasant shiver. The subtitles say "Dopamine is a hell of a drug!". It's cute, I promise. Kanan has red, pink and blue hair, pink eyes and is wearing a blue blazer over a light purple jumper. She is blushing intently on hearing her name from a boy.
Screenshot of the Amazon notification email showing that an item has been dispatched. The arriving line reads "Arriving 6 October 2050 between 1am and 9pm"
0.6 lens fisheye shot of the interior of the Bord Gais energy Theater for the Stardew Valley concert
A 0.6x lens shot of Killiney Bay in Ireland. The sun is bright in the sky and makes an intense bright path on the water. There is some grass and scrub bushes in the foreground and wispy clouds in the sky. The sea surface has a few waves but is otherwise peaceful and mostly blue.
Badly edited by @ardua in paint meme screenshot purporting to be from Mike Primavera @primawesome Text is edited and reads as follows My neighbour told me Kathryn Tewson keeps eating his LLM pretending to be Law Machines so I asked how many LLM pretending to Law machines he has and he said he just goes to the shelter and gets a new LLM Pretending to Law machine afterwards so I said it sounds like he's just feeding LLM Pretending To Law Machines to Kathryn Tewson and then his daughter started crying.
Two blobs of green aurorae in the night sky. The bottom of the image is a field backed by trees and a hill in the distance. The aurora is very vividly green.
Cynthia Gouw, the Chinese-American actress and model, who played Caithlin Dar in Star Trek V: The Final Frontier.
A purple sort of yarn ball next to a knitted item. It looks soft and the stitches are reasonable. They are sitting on a grey weighted blanket. Drops Andes colour 4276 for any yarn curious sorts.
Expertly painted model of Lady Malys, a Dark Eldar or Druhkari character, from Warhammer 40k. Her armor is black with blue highlighting. Her hair goes from black to white and she is carrying a very deady looking fan. I'm a Necron player though so there's not enough death metal robots firing disintegration beams.
Meme using the font from the "Piracy, It's a Crime" meme https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/piracy-its-a-crime Text reads: You Wouldn't Give A Bat Water
Small (to the photographer, he has large hands) orange pumpkin held in a hand in front of a brown cabinet. There is a bit of green stem on top of the pumpkin still.
Annabelle, dearly departed Maine Coon cat, standing on a balcony and looking behind herself. Annabelle is a mottled brown colour. To the left there is clear glass showing some reflection. Behind Annabelle is brown reeds used as a privacy screen and a wrought iron table. Annabelle is very furry as a long haired cat.
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Jaffa Cake, an orange and white tom cat. He is laying on his back on brown decking. He has an orange moustache and is showing off his white chest and belly. He's such a poser.
Annabelle, our dearly missed and few years passed, Maine Coon. She has brownish fur, I am afraid I was never good at describing her colour. She is standing on a balcony in front of glass. There is a metal table behind her and above her. There is brown fake reed balcony covering behind her. She is twisted back to look at something behind her giving her best Vogue.
Jonathan, admittedly many years ago, lifting two people at once. The lady is in a black shirt and grey pants. The gentleman is in blue jeans and otherwise obscured by the lady in his embrace. Jonathan is wearing a white and blue t-shirt and dark blue jeans, leaning back as he lifts the other two people. In the foreground there is a coffee table with cards from the game Apples to Apples. Gravity will not protect you from my embrace.
Warhammer 40K meme. It depicts art of a Death Korps of Krieg guardsman, famously in the meme space attached to their entrenching shovels. Top text reads "Hans" Bottom text reads "Get the Shovel"
An old sailing ship with bare masts. It is sitting in Killiney Bay in Ireland in front of Dalkey Island. The sea is a glassy grey and there are fluffy clouds on the horizon. Dalkey Island is green where it is not bare rock. The ship appears to have yellow paint on the hull and is otherwise dark.
Screenshot of the skyline. @mattbevan.bsky.social has a post about "New Blood type just dropped" and a link to an article on the new type, Gwada Negative
Exempt from the Wikipedia entry for Frank Tipler. His final anthropic principle is given the acronym FAP. This is very funny.
A tin of Cavendish and Harvey sour lemon drops held up underneath a blurry screen featuring the post from Catbus
Real Life comic strip from October / 27 / 2004 [[Outside]] Space ship: <<Vooom>> [[Outside]] <<SHAZOOM>> [[Space ship (Intergalactic Cruiser One)]] Greg: Damn, Dave... You handle this thing like a natural. Dave: I ought to... The controls are familiar, after all. [[Space ship (Intergalactic Cruiser One)]] Greg: A mouse and keyboard?! Dave: Dude, I could circle-strafe the MOON. http://reallifecomics.com/archive/041027.html
A headband or ear warmer made of yarn. It is Rico reflective print 04 in rainbow colours. It is on a white desk. The camera flash has caused the reflective thread to show up as white flecks throughout the knitting.
A headband or ear warmer made of yarn. It is Rico reflective print 04 in rainbow colours. The pattern tracks from the bottom left to the top right of the band. It is laying on a green sheet. The pattern is knit two together then yarn over.
An image of a protein shake on a store shelf. There are some reduced price vegetable soup packages on the right of the image and bottles of Activia yoghurt on the left. In the center there is a Bakoma brand drinkable yoghurt. It is white and black on the label with a splash of what appears to be chocolate drink on the bottom of the label design. The brand is called Men Protein
Movie poster for the movie Michael Collins. It depicts Liam Neeson as same gesturing to and in the middle of talking to a crowd of some sort.
Screenshot of a You Tube comment. Text is from austingunnerson5706 Text reads: "Why did I build this? See, back in the day when I casually built technological, knife-wielding horrors, I had this idea..."
A not terribly good selfie of Jonathan in a mask. His red beard sticks out all sorts of places, his hair is brown and messy, the mask is mint green.
Text post from tumblr From user: wake up on the prong side of the bed. Dnd item. An enchanted hot tub that compels its occupants to confront each other over any grievance they have been holding onto. It's called a j'accusi
Jaffa Cake, an orange and white cat, looking off to the left of the frame. The brown sofa in the background is out of focus. Jaffa has orange eyes, a lot of white on his face and an orange moustache. I love this moron.
A several years old photo of Jaffa Cake the cat as a kitten. He is white with orange on his face. He is standing on a white carpet in front of a messy white bed cover. He has his kill proudly displayed in his mouth, it is a green and yellow dish sponge because he is an idiot and I love him.
An open package of Jaffa Cakes
A weighted blanket cover. It is grey and soft. It is covered in raised bumps for a sensory experience.
Jaffa Cake, an orange and white cat, curled up on a bed. The covers on the bed are two different grey weighted blankets. The bed is not made. There is a brown chair in the background.
A text post from Tumblr. The top most post is by "lietenant sapphic" It reads: I'm gonna watch Doctor Who in Chronological order by the time period they travel to. The bottom post is by "party with ponies" It reads: The worst idea I've ever heard, I love it.
A short video in fading evening light of the Irish sea at Blackrock DART station.
A hardcover book sitting on top of a white envelope. The envelope in turn is on top of a brown package and that is on a red blanket. The book is "Othalam a #hardcover solo book". The cover shows a blonde pale elf with a green ribbon around her neck. She is lifting her shirt to show a generous amount of underboob. She is smiling. The artist is Othalam
Pierce Brosnan in The Foreginer on the left. Gerry Adams, Irish Politician, on the right. They look surprisingly similar as they are both grey haired men with grey bears and in black clothing with white shirts. The primary difference is a purple tie on the left and red on the right.
The photo is of a tree in fog with the sun behind it. The tree has no leaves as it is the middle of winter. The fog is softening the harsh light of the sun leaving it as a glowing circle behind the tree. There is a smaller tree in the background that is not the focus of attention. There is a small shape at the top of the tree that may be a local bird but the photographer is unsure.
Jaffa Cake, an orange and white cat, standing on a chair in the middlemof green plants. There is a monstera to the left of the frame and a coffee bush to the right. There is the brown arm of a sofa at the bottom left of the frame.
Terence Bayler as Gregory, a character in Monty Python's Life of Brian. Gregory is tied to a cross to be cruicified. The scene is where he calls out to the Centurion "I'm Brian and so's my wife!"
In progress shot of a knitted choker. The wool is cream with flecks of earthen colours. It is on a grey metal needle and laying on a brown table.
Jaffa Cake, an orange and white cat, is laying on his back on top of a grey weighted blanket. The grey blanket has a lot of sensory bumps. Jaffa is displaying his white belly and chest. His orange and white striped tail is also on display. Some pink toe beans can be seen on his feet.
An action shot from the 1960s tv show The Man From UNCLE. It shows the characters Napoloen Solo and Illya Kuryakin facing the camera holding pistols. There is a red smoke in the background. The actors are played by Robert Vaughn and David McCallum respectively.
Pokémon - Snorlax. Snorlax is blue and white. He is asleep
A screenshot of an AI summary of Fingering vs Worsted weight yarn. The fingering weight reads "Also known as sock weight, fingering is one of the easiest ways to stimulate the clitoris"
Jonathan is on a bus. The rear window cannot be seen through due to rain. Jonathan is in a light blue t shirt, darker blue jumper, had a red beard and has brown hair.
A shot of the bay at Killiney. The sea is very choppy and grey and the clouds are various lighter shades. The weather is wintery. In the distance, Bray head can be seen.