Aria Dahl

@aria.computer

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Transfemme Decepticon technobimbo undergoing constant reconfiguration. Current version: Cat mom. Cost Danshoku Dieno the DDT Ironman Heavymetalweight championship with a smooch. Fewer things in the living room right now, more things in the belly.

A scene from The Birds, but with "Seek & Destroy" by Metallica playing in the background.
It's a goddamn bear!
A number of plants built out of LEGO bricks.
A comic book panel featuring the character Deadpool. He is grabbing his head in frustration and yelling "YOU HAVE FAILED ME, BRAIN!"
A screenshot from the NES game Defenders of Dynatron City, showing the character Buzzsaw Girl, a blonde woman in a red and yellow leotard with a sawblade for feet. The text says "BUZZSAW GIRL; AWESOME THROWING BLADES AND A DEADLY BUZZSAW FLIP."
Text from the game Wordle, stating "Unfortunately, BONER wasn't the right answer this time."
From the 1991 WWF Survivor Series, The Undertaker shows Mean Gene the inside of a coffin.
"Sierra. Hotel. India. Echo. Lima. Delta. SHIELD." WWE trio The Shield, in a photo from 2013. Left to right: Roman Reigns, Dean Ambrose, Seth Rollins.
Botanica, a character from the Transformers series Beast Machines.
Jon Stewart, host of The Daily Show, crushing a champagne glass into pieces with one hand.
The logo for the WWF Survivor Series from a November 1990 video.
69 reposts. Nice.
I really wish this had been the photo I attached to the first post, but I didn't find it till the end.
This is the happiest moment of Beaker's life.
It's almost over, Beaker.
Say what you will, but everyone seeing this can imagine the sound he is making and the grodiness he is feeling. That's acting.
Whether Kermit or Beaker, no one is safe from the horrors of Dr. Bunsen Honeydew.
Keep in mind that she only balked when Honeydew was going to glue her chin to the table and use a suction hose on her forehead. On top of... whatever *THIS* was going to turn into.
To give the devil his due, smol Beaker is adorable in the five seconds before he becomes yet another stain on the lab floor.
"Which one is the torture button?" "Oh, silly, they're all torture buttons."
And now Beaker can't remember the third grade.
"MECHANI-KONG DEMANDS SACRIFICE."
The only real attack vector here is the madman in the glasses.
Sadly, he lived.
Honeydew's fatal attraction to Beaker enters a whole new level.
Seriously, what the hell, Honeydew?
Honeydew: "Beaker, stop your Odie cosplay this instant!" Beaker: <internally screaming>
Beaker looks happy but that's because he thought one of the bananas actually got him and his personal hell is over. Nothing doing, young one.
Shere Khan's entrance into the Muppets universe was a bit awkward.
Did you know that your muscles contract and expand repeatedly under load from AC current? Beaker knew something Honeydew didn't - like revenge.
He doesn't bother looking back. He doesn't even hear the screams anymore. A million Beakers is a statistic.
Justice is served, and it's served up red. I hope one of the Beakers got in some good revenge shots on this asshole, but we all know he didn't. Come to think of it, what happened to the other Beakers? Did we even get the original Beaker back, or does it not matter?
Hair today, gone in T-minus 3.. 2.. 1..
The wonderful Fozzie Bear consoles a despondent Beaker, knowing Honeydew isn't finished with him yet - but there's very little he can do about it.
And you thought what cocaine did to your nose was bad...
God forbid what that nuclear-powered shaver would have actually done. Maybe Beaker should be lucky he still has a head.
To be fair, even Beaker should have seen this one coming a mile away, but he's a professional.
Did you even know Muppets deflate?
Poor Beaker. He has no idea what horrors he will experience.
We call it the mangled remains of an experiment gone wrong. Dr. Bunsen Honeydew calls it progress.