Arky 🔜 EF

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A short video clip of the dance floor at a rave in EMF's Null Sector. The screen on the front of the DJ booth shows "∑aₙxⁿ" with the word "polynomial" underneath. The one behind is showing four hexagonal graphics with slowly spinning 6-blade fans. At the start of the video, a crowd of ravers is visible in silhouette at the bottom of the frame, dancing to the music. The video then pans up to show pyrotechnics above the DJ booth. In the background, a drum 'n' bass track is playing.
Photo of a very smoky dance floor after the last rave in Null Sector at EMF. The screen says “See you in 2028!” and there are a bunch of people’s silhouettes visible through the smoke at the bottom of the frame.
Photo of a picnic bench with a Bripe (coffee brew pipe), quad torch, bag of coffee, grinder, and set of scales on it.
Photo of one of the finished EMF detectors in my hand, with a shiny gold tent behind it.
Photo of a bunch of assembled EMF detector kits on a hot plate to flow the solder paste.
Photo of a bunch of assembled EMF detector kits on a hot plate to flow the solder paste.
Photo of a handwritten sign that says “You have found…midnight tosti”, surrounded by rainbow LEDs.
Art of Arky, my border collie fursona, standing at the bottom of a metal tank, having just been gunged. There’s a ladder to his side, to get in/out of the tank, and above his head is a big sign that says “Gay” in cartoony capital letters. The gunge is in several layers, cascading down over Arky’s head in the colours of Gilbert Baker’s original 8-stripe Pride flag. Arky is slightly tilted to one side, so one half of his face and body are still clean. He’s smiling, winking, and has his tongue out.
Photo of the illuminated EMF 26 sign at night, with powerful lights pointing into the sky behind it.
Bocadillo de ternera desmenuzado, patatas con bacon y queso, y una lata de Monster
Art of Arky, my border collie fursona, leaning back on a chair under a parasol on a bright, sunny day. He's got a straw hat on and an open bottle of water in one hand. There's a cooler just behind him and a garden fence in the background.
Photo of a ramp up to a building next to a road. At the bottom of the ramp is a water bowl with a sign that says “dog juice” above it.
On the left, my room key card with art of a crocodile that says “them” over the top. On the right, my con badge that’s number 2018, with art of Arky, my border collie fursona.
Screenshot of text: O'NEILL Yeah, you might want to put that on hold. We have a situation. TEAL'C There is a saboteur among us.
Art of Arky, my border collie fursona, after he’s been hypnotised. His eyes are half-closed and full of swirly patterns. His mouth is open and his tongue is hanging out, drooling. His paws are raised, but slightly limp. Below him is a caption with “Arky” in the top-left corner and the speech “I’m a good pupper~” inside the box.
Art of Arky, my border collie fursona, with Ibzan, my partner's spotted hyena fursona. The two of them are sat on a concrete balustrade, holding each other at the waist, and kissing while rainbow-coloured fireworks go off in the background. They're in the left hand side of the frame, and the London Eye is visible to the right hand side. They're both wrapped up warm in coats and scarves.
Photo of two badges on lanyards, resting in front of denim dungarees. The left one is a printed convention badge with Arky, my border collie fursona, looking sideways towards the viewer and blepping. The right one features Arky dangling from a name tag with his name on.
View from high up, looking across Copenhagen at night. There’s a big road on the left and Copenhagen Central station on the right. In the distance is the Copenhagen Central Post Building.
Photo of an airplane (A320) safety card showing a person holding a phone that’s on fire and shouting “Help!”
Art of Arky, my border collie fursona, in a wintery scene. He's wearing a dark blue coat and holding a take-away coffee in one paw. Behind him is a line of spruce trees, a thick carpet of snow, and more snow falling from the sky.
Photo of a glass tankard full of beer, with the NFC 2024 runic design etched into it.
Photo of the FOSDEM main track stage in Janson in ULB. The speaker is introducing their talk. The screen shows a front door with a knocker. A dog in the bottom right is saying “Good morning. Click on the door to sign in…”
Photo from the stands looking down at the snooker table in Alexandra Palace for The Masters. The screens above it show that a game between Shaun Murphy and Wu Yize is about to start.
Photo of a small region of a screen showing a barely-filled progress bar on a grid plane
Art of Arky, my border collie fursona, coming out of a wrapped present box and surprising Ibzan, my hyena partner, who has fallen over and has an exclamation mark over him. I’m shouting “Merry Christmas!”
Art of Arky, my border collie fursona, wearing a blue full-body harness covered in bells. He's tugging at the strap connecting the collar to one of the loops around his midriff, sticking his tongue out, and looking playfully and suggestively towards someone off screen.
Screenshot of Colonel O’Neill saying “Dogs are my favourite people” to a child
Sticker of Arky, my border collie fursona, looking flustered. He’s blushing and has one arm raised with his paw behind his head
Screenshot of the “straight to jail” guy from the Parks and Recreation meme
Photo of an unopened parcel on a sofa. It’s wrapped in a plastic bag that’s got an edge-to-edge print of a cutesy town on it, similar to the printed play mats you might play with toy cars on.
Photo of a jar of Horlicks next to an Aperture Laboratories mug, sitting on a wooden worktop.
Headshot of Arky, my border collie fursona, showing him looking very spaced out.
Art of Arky, my border collie fursona, wearing a witch/wizard outfit, stirring a cauldron where a luminous green liquid is brewing. He's surrounded by magic-themed items, including: - many lit candles on the floor around the cauldron - a crystal ball - a raven holding a sprig of a herb in its beak - an open potion book on a stand - shelves holding books, a skull in a jar, a jar of bones, and some assorted bottles containing liquids - a broomstick mounted above the shelves - more candles and bottles on the windowsill - an assortment of herbs pegged to a line Outside the window is a crescent moon, a starry sky, and and a bat flying past. In the corner of the room above the window is a large cobweb.
Animation of Arky, my border collie fursona, flopping his head from side to side in a hypnotic trance. His eyes and the background behind him are expanding blue circles of alternating tones.
Art of Arky, my border collie fursona, dressed in a witch outfit, flying through the sky at night. He's wearing a pointy hat, form-fitting body suit, and thigh-high leggings, all made of the same shiny, black material. The leggings start part way up his footpaws, letting his beans show. Behind him are a full moon and stars in a clear sky. The handle of the broom is blue, lit by the moon in tones that match his tail fur.
Art of Arky, my border collie fursona, running along the street in a skeleton onesie. He's got a jack-o-lantern candy bucket in his hands, with sweets flying out of the top. He's got a big, open smile on his face. In the background are houses decorated for Halloween with bats and spiders. Behind them are autumnal orange-leafed trees. In the sky, there's a full moon and some clouds.
A set of Telegram stickers featuring Arky, my border collie fursona. In order, they are: 1. Arky looking sassy, with one hand on his hip and the other turned up and out to the side. 2. Arky dangling a set of handcuffs from a finger, looking suggestively at you. 3. Arky making a heart gesture with his hands, which is filled with a sparkling heart emoji. 4. Arky with his snoot between a YCH character’s legs, which he’s supporting with his hands, while huffing the YCH character’s undies. The YCH character is lying on their back. 5. Arky lying on his back with a big, stompy YCH paw smooshed against his muzzle. 6. Arky dressed in a maid outfit, holding a tray with a green teapot and two cups on it. 7. Feral Arky chewing a bone. He’s got one paw on top of it, guarding it. 8. Feral Arky playing tug of war with a YCH hand holding a small length of rope. 9. Feral Arky sitting patiently with a bone biscuit perched on his snoot, waiting to be told he can eat it. 10. Feral Arky wearing a cone of shame and looking deeply unimpressed.
Conbadge featuring art of Arky, my border collie fursona, holding onto a luggage tag. The tag says "Arky!" on it vertically, and has small decorations around the text - a palm tree, paw print, stars, a cocktail, and a treasure chest. On the right hand side of the tag, printed horizontally, is the origin (London LHR) and destination (Copenhagen CPH).
Photo of two items of clothing that look somewhat like fitted t-shirts. They both have cartoony ghost prints on them. The one on the left has white ghosts on a dark blue, starry background with small paws in between. The one on the right has orange-tinted ghosts on a dark purple background.
Animation of Arky, my border collie fursona. He's shown as his usual, fluffy self, before the camera pans up to show the full moon. When the camera pans back down, he's a bigger, gruffer, more slobbery looking werecollie.
Art of Arky, my border collie fursona, lying back in a chair under a parasol on a hot day. There's an ice lolly melting on the floor and a cooler box behind him. The sun is shining brightly in a clear blue sky. The whole scene is set on grass with a white picket fence behind him, suggesting a garden.
Collection of four beanie hats and four caps featuring the same designs of cartoon animals peeking over the brim. They’re arranged in two curved rows. From left to right there’s a yellow giraffe, a blue husky, a grey raccoon, and a green dragon.
Photo of a hotel room bed, and to its right, a fully clear window looking directly into the bathroom.
Photo of a section of a sign in German showing the opening hours of a coffee shop which has the word “geöffnet” on it.
Photo of (from left to right) a travel Aeropress filter holder, coffee grinder, Keep Cup on a pair of scales, and Aeropress on a wooden table.
Photo of one of my con badges, some lanyards, some pin badges, and printed stickers of Arky sitting on a wooden table.
Photo of a KeepCup reusable coffee cup. The main body is clear, the band is a light blue, the lid is yellow, and the stopper is white.
Photo of a tuna and cucumber sandwich marked down to £2.40, a mint Magnum, and a bottle of Strawberries & Cream Pepsi Zero.
Screenshot from the Jazz Jackrabbit intro where he's standing in front of a phone booth holding up his blaster. At the top is a caption that says "...floppy ears and a big gun!!!"
Cartoon illustration of two people under the sheets on a four poster bed. Only their feet are poking out and they're facing each other, clearly going at it. Attached to the frame of the four poster bed is what looks suspiciously like an enema bag, hose, and nozzle.
Screenshot of Yahoo! Pool, a top-down pool game with online multiplayer that was popular in the early 2000s
Photo of charcoal that's just been lit in a metal BBQ.
Refsheet of Arky, my border collie fursona
An alternative version of the 9th sticker, where feral Arky has caught his own tail and is biting it. He's got a snarlier expression on his face.
A set of 10 stickers featuring Arky, my border collie fursona. 1. Arky looking exasperated, resting his head on one arm, breathing out with a big sigh. 2. Arky throwing a desktop computer into a dumpster, referencing the scene in Parks and Recreation where Ron Swanson does that. 3. Arky holding up a piece of paper that says "I can do what I want. Arky", referencing the scene in Parks and Recreation where Ron Swanson does that. 4. Arky wearing quite nerdy-looking rectangular glasses, working on a MacBook Pro which has the original rainbow-like Apple logo on it rather than the plain silver one. 5. Arky making a pour-over coffee with a V60 on top of a decanter and a pouring kettle. 6. Arky in a gunge tank, with his hand paws on the glass, guessing the answer to a question - "Uhh...true?" - while visibly sweating. 7. Arky being covered in light purple gunge/slime, with his eyes closed and head slightly hunched as it falls on him. Someone off to the side is saying "Wrong!" 8. Feral Arky on all fours, with his head low to the floor and hind legs raised, ready to pounce. His tongue is out, making a little blep. 9. Feral Arky biting his own tail having just caught it, looking pleasantly surprised that he did it. 10. Feral Arky sitting, looking up at you, wagging his tail. He's clearly happy to see you.
Art of Arky, my border collie fursona, at the beach with Ibzan, my partner's hyena fursona. They're wearing swim matching swim shorts featuring Gilbert Baker's original 8-stripe Pride flag design and clinking glasses containing a cocktail of the same design. They've got one arm round each others' backs and their heads are close together. Arky's eyes are closed and he's smiling and leaning slightly towards Ibzan on one leg with a big grin on his face. Ibzan has one eye open and is smiling. There are small hearts rising above them.
Photo of a 3D printed device made of two parts that slide together and have holes to lock them in place. The two parts are shaped like brackets/hooks.
Art of Arky, my border collie fursona, holding a small rainbow flag in his mouth by the flagpole.
A piece of art featuring Ibzan (my hyena partner) and myself (Arky, a border collie). The piece is split diagonally through the middle to show both characters close up, implying that they're in a wider game show studio scene. Ibzan is the game show's host and Arky is a contestant. Ibzan is in the left panel and has pulled a large handle on the wall down from a setting labelled "Clean" to one labelled "Slimed". The label has a painting of green slime oozing from below it. To the left of Ibzan is a partially-cropped scoreboard showing different teams' scores - Red on 00, Yellow on 70, Green on 20, and Blue on 30. On the right hand side of the image, Arky is shown inside a gunge tank, hand paws up against the glass. Green slime is falling from the top of the tank in three streams and cascading down Arky's fur, starting to thoroughly cover him. Arky's face is slightly scrunched up from the surprise of the gunge falling on him and he's beginning to close his eyes in the knowledge that it'll soon cover his face. In the middle of the picture is a line of dialogue from Ibzan - "I'm happy to say that's the WRONG answer!"
Sticker of Arky, my border collie fursona, having bucket of green gunge/slime thrown over him by a YCH character