Axle

@armpit.bsky.social

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Stinky dog in SF. Insta is Pokeslut69

Mom: “You wouldn’t hit a lady!” Farnsworth: “I do suppose you’re right… but I would do this!” [Hits Mom] Mom: “You broke my hip!” Farnsworth: “I don’t care.”
Blue Galadriel
Me standing in the Castro fitness SF gay mirror bathroom, shirtless, chest absolutely popping, cleavage distinct, looking milkable
The results for the Pokemon type quiz, being Ground/Fighting
Pic of me shirtless in a bathroom with a hand on my belly, edited to be big
“Why is the dog on the counter” “He likes to be tall” meme but dog is replaced with president and counter with White House
Passimian
“Always has been” meme
Side view of bicep with rope imprints, ass visible in background
Shirtless pic in locker room with chest pump
Chest pic with nipples pumped
The eponymous painting from Severance, but with the faces replaced by rage faces
The “you look Asian, squid game” insta messages but Asian is replaced by gamer and squid game is replaced by funko pop. Copyright axle do not steal
Series of Google searches that makes it clear I fucked an M&M tube
Me turning over my shoulder to look at the camera while sipping a hot chocolate under a sign for an ice cream parlor with a silly looking cow on it
Me in a jockstrap
Shirtless mirror shot
Me standing in front of plants in black jeans and a black latex tank top that says pit pig on it in studs, sniffing my pit
Me in a harness and lace panties
Nicki meme that says “so there’s this unidentified gunman”
Me lying on my side in a jock with my arm and leg tied together
On my back legs spread bound up
Now the pregnant sea horse merman’s tail is beautifully colored
A tweet citing survival of the fittest about anti vaxxers dying of preventable diseases
Tattoo of a pregnant sea horse merman on my right bicep