Comrade Cat

@arrise.bsky.social

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Just a cat with a keyboard I swear.

A screenshot of me being added to a bunch of bullshit lists .@anniesgolden.bsky.social has added you to the "Have the day you voted for" moderation list bsky.app/profile/did:... @anniesgolden.bsky.social has added you to the "Blames Democrats for Shit Republicans Did" moderation list
A screenshot of a video titled “is Britain Ungovernable” the a screen shot shows the last 6 PMs
As part of the settlement, Texas Children's has also agreed to fire, permanently and irrevocably terminate all existing privileges, and never again hire or credential five woke doctors who performed harmful medical interventions on Texans. As part of the settlement, Texas Children's agrees not to provide "gender-transition" services; will implement a host of compliance and ethics measures; and the hospital will amend its bylaws to trigger automatic relinquishment of privileges for any physician who violates Texas's prohibition on medical interventions to "transition" kids. Attorney General Paxton secured this historic settlement in coordination with President Trump's Department of Justice.
A green text meme saying: “> Be me > Be sleeping >Hear a window smash at 3:49am 32 KB JPG > Grab my home defense musket because that's what the founding fathers intended when they wrote the second amendment >Run out of the room and see two masked men ›Fire musket at first one, blows a hole a foot in diameter in him > He's dead on the spot >Musket ball continues to fly wildly going through my neighbor's wall and nails his dog >Grab my flintlock pistol and fire it at the second man > Musket ball misses entirely because is smoothbore > Ball goes through other neighbors house and destroys his TV > Fix Bayonet to musket and jab the second guy 15 times >Reload my musket in case any more rapscallions arrive >Police knock and enter upon hearing the ruckus >Can't hear or see because of the flintlocks report Mistakenly shoot the police officer > Stabbed guy bleeds out at the hospital after using four pints of blood because triangle bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up >Just as the founding fathers intended.
“What’s wrong babe you have touched your feet loaf” A horrible picture of feet shaped meatloaf
At first glance a horror scene, however it quickly crystallizes as the aftermath of making strawberry cinnamon rolls. A mess of cinnamon sugar/strawberry bits are everywhere. A pizza cutter covered in strawberry guts sits on the left side of the frame
A screen cap from the WKYK skit of two Nazis discussing their uniforms and behaviour. One of the Nazis has a prominent Skull symbol on his hat that matches the tattoo Graham Platner had. He’s saying: “Han’s are we the baddies?”
A meme it says: Me sowing: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!! Me reaping: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.
BUY WAR BONDS AND STAMPS "Hey-it's the ice cream factory!" There's plenty of excitement in Pacific outposts when this curious craft heaves over the horizon. It's officially a BRL (Barge, Refrigerated, Large). Built of concrete, 265 feet long, it cost a million dollars. And it's worth every penny of that to lonely American boys who are fed up with alphabet rations, however nutritious. Each BRL (the Army operates three is a floating refrigerator and food factory. It car- ries 1500 tons of frozen meat, 500 tons of fresh vegetables, eggs, cheese and milk. And a big ice cream freezer. The machine can make 500 gallons of ice cream a day-with storage space for 1500 gallons more. Can you imagine a greater tonie to body and spirit than real ice cream served in steaming jungles or on hard-won beachheads? It's a touch of home as well as a valuable food. Many tons of the powdered ice cream mix that makes this possible are furnished by National Dairy. Meantime, back home, National Dairy Laboratories are working constantly to bring to soldiers and civilians alike-in newer, better. more useful forms-all the health inherent in milk-nature's most nearly perfect food. Dedicated to the sider use and better understanding of dairy products as haman food... as a base for the development of new products and materials... as a source of health and enduring progress on the farms and in the towns and cities of America. NATIONAL DAIRY PRODUCTS CORPORATION AND ATFILIATED COMPANTES
BUY WAR BONDS AND STAMPS "Hey-it's the ice cream factory!" There's plenty of excitement in Pacific outposts when this curious craft heaves over the horizon. It's officially a BRL (Barge, Refrigerated, Large). Built of concrete, 265 feet long, it cost a million dollars. And it's worth every penny of that to lonely American boys who are fed up with alphabet rations, however nutritious. Each BRL (the Army operates three is a floating refrigerator and food factory. It car- ries 1500 tons of frozen meat, 500 tons of fresh vegetables, eggs, cheese and milk. And a big ice cream freezer. The machine can make 500 gallons of ice cream a day-with storage space for 1500 gallons more. Can you imagine a greater tonie to body and spirit than real ice cream served in steaming jungles or on hard-won beachheads? It's a touch of home as well as a valuable food. Many tons of the powdered ice cream mix that makes this possible are furnished by National Dairy. Meantime, back home, National Dairy Laboratories are working constantly to bring to soldiers and civilians alike-in newer, better. more useful forms-all the health inherent in milk-nature's most nearly perfect food. Dedicated to the sider use and better understanding of dairy products as haman food... as a base for the development of new products and materials... as a source of health and enduring progress on the farms and in the towns and cities of America. NATIONAL DAIRY PRODUCTS CORPORATION AND ATFILIATED COMPANTES
A screenshot of the Bluesky notifications section which just says “forbidden”
@sfinbar.bsky.social saying “What about parents that wanted kids to go back to school and learn and the kids were perfectly safe? Do they (the actual motivating factors) count in your reckoning or nah?” In response to being told that kids were sent back to school during COVID too early.
A screen shot of @aselrod.bsky.social account showing prominent tags for “Gaza genocide denier” and “leftist scapegoating” among others.
A picture detailing GitHub’s uptime for the last 90 days is a dismal 89.91%
A picture of Will.I.Am looking very serious. Below him is a heavily modified Delorean DMC-12 with ugly hard angles stupid headlights and a giant grill. It sits on massive ugly rims.
@infinituum.bsky.social said: Recognize the timing. And her story of getting pregnant both times they had sex is statistically unlikely. There's only a 2.25-6% chance of her getting pregnant from a random sexual encounter with a male. The likelihood of it happening twice is less than 1% probability, nearly impossible.
@infinituum.bsky.social says: Recognize the timing. And her story of getting pregnant both times they had sex is statistically unlikely. There's only a 2.25-6% chance of her getting pregnant from a random sexual encounter with a male. The likelihood of it happening twice is less than 1% probability, nearly impossible.
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A picture of a set of fake legs wearing pants hanging out of a microwave. Between the fake legs and hanging out of the underwear is a big dildo. It’s captioned “hell yeah Santa Claus is coming down the chimney”
Your ДЕок JND 0.0027 Genuinely remarkable. You sailed past the theoretical human limit like it owed you money. I'd accuse you of cheating but I don't actually know how you'd cheat at this.
Meme from “arrest development” Lindsay bluth: “well did it work for those people?” Tobias funke: “no it never does. I mean. These people somehow delude themselves into thinking it might, but… but it might work for us.”
• Taiwan Prefecture, Fujian Province established 1684 • Taiwan separated from Fujian, converted to its own province 1887
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A quote from the article saying: “Either way, he said, the appointment was "an act of defiance" . Iran is "telling the Americans and Israelis, 'You wanted to get rid of our sys-tem? Well ... this is a more radical person than his father who was assassinated, he said.”
@editorialboard.bluesky.social saying I'm just going to say this once: Kamala Harris did not have the power to stop Netanyahu's genocide. Yes, millions of morons believed otherwise because they're morons and because they get their info from people who know it. I'm not defending Harris so much as criticizing morons who won't learn.
ABC Chief correspondent Mary Bruce posted on twitter: Trump tells me Iran was planning "to attack the entire Middle East. To take over the entire Middle East." 11:29 AM
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Congressional voting results for the war measures act against Iraq in 2002 showing 296-133 and approving it.
Thief Fallout new Vegas Re4 Company of heroes Death stranding Warcraft 3 Europa universalis 4 Keenan space program Elden ring
A “super Mario galaxy movie” poster style graphic that says “I slammed my penis in a car door”
A screenshot from Arrested Development of Lindsay Bluth holding a function for “HOOP” (Hands off our penises)
Screenshot of Samantha Burns saying “It's honestly very simple: if you vote for the man with the Nazi tattoo, you are a Nazi.” @mikesilva.bsky.social responds with “No. It's actually not. Which is why the voters in Maine seem to support him. Maybe, stop being a simpleton?”
The Evening Standard newspaper front page saying “45 MINUTES FROM ATTACK Dossier reveals Saddam is ready to launch chemical war strikes”
A screenshot of @bestbehaviorlol.bsky.social showing his many labels
The watcher knight saying: Oh look, another bot account created to sow division in the left or try to make the right seem more palatable. Fuck right off with that shit. No one with a brain believes you. We understand that the left has always been and likely will always be better than the right.
A comic depicting a man slowly becoming a Nazi while blaming everyone around them.
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A bluesky “people” search for Gore Chimera returning zero results
Miss Rachel and Zorhan Mamdani fake crying
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Dweeby emoji of a nerd with their finger raised, it says um actually…
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Two simmering crocks of French onion soup
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A poster for the “2025 Ontario hybrid corn performance trials” conducted by the Ontario Corn Committee
Screenshot of @proflshtpstr.bsky.social profile showing the following tags: Liberal Apologia Gloats Over Harm Israel Apologia Leftist Scapegoating State Violence Apologia Denies U.S. Genocide Role
Mrs.Rachel and Mamdani miming crying
Mario jumping
A skeet by @elizabethjacobs.bsky.social saying Can you share examples of European countries that require every child to be vaccinated?
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The word “relitigating” underlined in red as if it’s spelled wrong
The cover for the novel Harriet Porber, by chuck tingle. It features the titular Harriet standing center with her wand. A dinosaur person stands to the right and to the left a mammoth with a wizard hat rides a motorcycle with a human face
A @dril tweet that says: and another thing: im not mad. please dont put in the newspaper that i got mad.
Screenshot showing @matthewblott.com is labelled as a transphobe on Bluesky. Matt is asking “What is a transphobe?”
The cover of weird tactical shooter “Snowblind” for the PS2
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Heathcliff the cat saying the below:
One of the Hapsburg’s, very inbred with big chin
Screenshot of @terrifiedintersex.bsky.com being afraid of antiwhite racism