Matthew A.S.

@arsonolace.bsky.social

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Amateur artist and writer. Slow reader. Movie enjoyer. Loves video games. And music's okay too. Big Hellboy fan. Loves animals (especially dogs, pigs, and cats). From MD, living in PA. he/him

Pen on paper drawing of a crow with a mouse in their beak.
A VHS copy of the film Mystery Men with a big sticker advertising a contest involving "Rent For Your Chance To Win!" which is unfortunately, most likely no longer going on.
A ink on paper drawing of Jimothy the short spine raccoon from Seattle.
4 illustrations of the Ninja turtles as designed by artist deeny. Each is based on a specific breed of turtle and wearing a nice suit. The illustrations are in a black frame.
Spongebob drawing, ink on paper He is ready for the heat death of the universe, laughsl
Blue pen on yellow paper drawing interpreting Officer Big Mac as a grotesque monster imprisoning someone in his massive mouth of cheese.
Rob Schneider is a roach! In a library poster to encourage reading.
A Brickcraft model of Dr. John Zoidberg about to eat a delicious dumpster feast, sitting on a disorganized shelf.
A pen on paper drawing of an axolotl floating in an empty space, saying "How do you spell it? Um... well... X? No, Ax... Shit." In reference to me not knowing how to spell Axolotl.
A pen on paper drawing of an opossum hanging from its tail off a tree branch. Its forepaws are stretched apart and its head is facing out, with a little smile.
A parody of a Star Trek Voyager episode title reading "Somehow, Palpatine Returned"
A parody of a Star Trek The Next Generation episode title reading "23180080249696"
A parody of a Star Trek The Next Generation episode title reading "Holodeck Hijinks! Data Discovers The Novels Of Dick Marcinko"
Parody Star Trek The Next Generation episode title reading "Uh Oh, It's A Dr Crusher Episode"
A screenshot of an AI news article misidentifying Lee Harvey Oswald as Lee Majors
A picture of actor John Glover as his character Daniel Clamp from Gremlins 2, who was an amalgam of Donald Trump and Ted Turner.
A cross between Immortan Joe from Mad Max Fury Road and Bobby from A Goofy Movie.
A close up of an advertisement for a Ronald McDonald cookie. He has no mouth, nor eyes. Just a red gaping maw and two small voids
A battery caddy named Battery Daddy full of AAs.
An amateur drawing of Mayor McCheese but as an octopus like abomination.
Shou Tucker, world's greatest father, loving husband, and friend to animals.
Two boxes of Captain Crunch cereal next each other to compare the old design of the mascot (Captain Crunch) to the more recent design.
30 something year old white male in a yellow t-shirt and pink SpongeBob Hawaiian shirt, wearing his new Brown hat. The hat declares, in Green lettering, "I Appreciate The Muppets On A Much Deeper Level Than You"
An animal cracker penguin with holes where the nipples and belly button would be on a mammal between two fingers.
A left hand holding a copy of the Sesame Street classic picture book: "the Monster at the end of this Book".
An Army of Darkness poster with R. Lee Ermy's head edited over Bruce Campbell.
Poster for the animated movie Cats Don't Dance
Senator John Fetterman with literal blood on his face to mirror the metaphorical blood on his hands.
That'll do, Pig. That'll do.
A close up of a potentially home made Cookie Monster statue with big, googly eyes.
Three, potentially home made, statues of the Sesame Street characters Big Bird, Grover, and Cookie Monster.
A utility pole that's been broken on the bottom, and has "ok" spray painted in green on it
A mini Japanese poster for the movie Army of Darkness.
A stuffed animal in the shape of a rubber duck done up like a cow. That I spin around and call it by a palindromic name referring to a sexual act.
Kiki and Jiji from Kiki's Delivery Service flying on a broomstick.
Patrick Starr asking if a butterfly labeled "Mayonnaise" is an instrument.
The door of a spinning cabinet at work that inspired me to draw a Frankenstein's Monster like being.
A vinyl record album of Donny Osmond's "My Best To You" featuring hit songs such as "Puppy Love" and others.
Me sewing a tear and loose thread in a pair of shorts while watching Godzilla Mothra and King Ghidorah: Giant Monsters All-Out Attack.
A Halloween decoration of a skeleton on a toilet looking shocked as though you just opened the door, while reading a newspaper about a Peeping Tom.
Ralph Fiennes in a leather jacket as the Doctor from Doctor Who bc I use to get him confused with Eccelston.
The Marx Bros suggested as the best Star Trek crew