David Artiss

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A posted for something called "The Cher Show". 3 people, dressed like Cher, but not really looking anything like her, pose.
A review of the film Melania showing a 6% score from professionally reviews and 99% from "the general public".
A page from a receipt book for "Rosemary Focaccia"
The writer/father/raconteur Stuart Heritage standing next to a projection screen. On it, in large friendly letters, is the sentence "8. DON'T BE A DICK.". Good advice indeed. Like, not capitalising sentences?
A news article from the Auto Express website titled "Jaguar Land Rover breaks silence on design boss Gerry McGovern exit rumours". However, in 6 different places, in the same large typeface as the headline, are the words "Something went wrong."
2 couples playing on what appears, based on the controllers, to be a PS3. So not recent. Nobody can hold a controller correctly. Most importantly, where are their eye lines? They are playing on at least 2 different TVs from the looks of it. It's almost as if they're not actual playing and are posing for a photo instead. Badly.
A bearded man, wearing a wired headset (with no visible microphone) and a white shirt. The shirt is not relate but completes the picture I guess. He's holding a gaming control in front of them, with arms fully extended and at chin height. It's held at a 45 degree angle for no reason. He's very happy.
A group of angry, white, middle-aged men during recent UK demonstrations about immigration. Taken by Reuters, August 5, 2025
An image of The Silver Surfer from the new movie, The Fantastic Four: First Steps.
A screenshot from X.com from Thom David (@TheThomDavid). It was posted on July 17, 2025 at 1:46pm. It has had over 417,000 views. They say... "As a high school teacher, I can honestly say I'd rather trust democracy to 16 year olds than spiteful, elderly Daily Mail readers every day of the week."
The Elon Musk autobiography is shown, facing front, half price. On the left are 2 books, “Three-a-Penny” and “Tough Crowd”. To the right “Billion Dollar Loser” and “A Very Nice Rejection Letter”.
A picture of what appears to be a man, lying down on a gym mat. Facing downwards. I think. Because all of them is visible except their head, which is oddly missing. The product being sold is some kind of t-shaped metal bar for workouts, which they're holding onto at both ends. The t-shape in the middle appears to be sitting very much in the crack of their butt. It's not obvious how far in it goes.
A cartoon image of a city scape at night. A light is projected into the air showing the image of, well, no idea. A bean with limbs and ears? A pillow maybe with 3 tags on it. No idea. But it also has the tagline "It's time to move to Go".
A close up picture of the face of a young boy on a digital photo frame. At the bottom is the text... Try "Amazon, open Guess the Animal"
An Amazon Fire Tablet being used as an electronic photo frame. On it is a picture of 2 cats, sleeping next to each other. Under this is the following text, superimposed by the device... Try "Amazon, show me The Stinky and Dirty Show"
A box of, what looks like Jaffa Cakes but are titled "Clever Soft Cake Orange". It's Austrian, btw.
The bottom half of a dark grey shop dummy. It's wearing a pair of blue, Nike branded, tight, sport shorts. A large, round, black security tag has been put very much, front middle. It's not clear, though, if we're looking at the front or the back of the model, though - possibly back from the leg positioning. Maybe a gas escape valve?
A very old, tatty stool. On the top is a sign which reads "I am old and fragile, please sit elsewhere".
The packaging from a loaf of bread. In large letters if refers to itself as "OLD ENGLISH WHITE". Underneath, it says "Flavoursome white bread, inspired by our traditional English baking heritage".
Album cover for Adam Ant's Friend or Foe. Shows a side view of Adam Ant along with his name and album title in large letters.
A very old looking stool. On top is a sign which reads "I am old and fragile, please sit elsewhere".
A very retro looking upgrade screen. Looks like something from the early days of the internet and even shows an image of what looks like a dial-up modem.
A banner showing my results - 17 out of 20!
A computer screen from Star Trek.
A screen if monochrome icons
A yellow cone on a tiled floor. The floor is covered in wet footprints. On the cone is states "Caution - Wet Floor".
A close up of a plant in a pot. The label reads "Echinacea Cleopatra. Comes back every year."
Dark clouds in the sky, intersected by a shimmering, multi-colour rainbow effect.
A TV guide description for an episode of Ghosts titled "A Christmas Gift". Underneath it described the episode as "Mike's mum suspects something is wrong at Button House. A box set is on iPlayer."
Headline stating "Strictly Come Dancing winner announced"
A series of numbered software releases, each with the description “Minor fixes and improvements”