asebi

@asebi.moe

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does stuff sometimes check out my website: https://asebi.moe watch my videos: https://youtube.com/@asebi.moe

an umamusume pull result with 3-star mejiro mcqueen summer outfit.
screenshot of umamusume 10 pull results. two 3-stars were pulled, bamboo memory and mihono bourbon
screenshot of youtube premiere waiting room for "streetcat ft. nekomura iroha" by flavor foley. there are exactly 67 minutes before the premiere starts
a picture of the quaver unbeatable plush, in front of my bookshelf
video playing "hammer of justice" from 0:59 (pitched up a semitone and timestretched from 154 to 160 bpm) and "flower man" from 0:47 (unchanged)
bowl of jiro ramen (pork ramen with shoyu tare, topped with bean sprouts, cabbage, chashu, pork fat, and garlic)
picture of chunithm score screen, with a score of 1,005,000 (SS+) on the map "laur - the devil incarnate", difficulty expert 14. (also it was my first time playing this level and ive never scored SS or higher on anything harder than 12+ before)
picture of a cheeseburger. in the background is a drawing (by ashleyloob) of oguri cap eating a burger and thinking about food-related minion memes
picture of a box of kinoko no yama. on it, is an ad for an ai tool to determine if you like kinokonoyama or takenoko no sato more
screenshot of google sheets showing a block of cells. the header is "House of Leaves" and below the header are items: "Nice Nature", "Admire Vega", "Narita Brian", "Dream Journey", "Transcend", "Red Desire", "Narita Taishin"
screenshot of youtube app with text: "Say hello to direct messaging on YouTube -- Now you can send and reply to videos without leaving the app. Prople who open your links can see and message your channel."
nintendo direct screenshot depicting the game "big walk" releasing august 4, 2026
screenshot of bluesky application from user "厶ー" (mumumer.bsky.social) the post, in japanese: Steamやるとき箱コンの反応悪い時があって、パッド買い替えようかと思ってるんだけどどれが良いかな〜 今わりとサードパーティ製も充実してるからなかなか迷う bluesky's translation: STEAM When I do a case of the box of the box, I'm thinking of buying a pad, but I wonder why it is good now, so I'm worried about the third party
agnes tachyon, from umamusume, wearing her casual outfit, a purple blouse (i think? idk clothes) and black pants
a screenshot of umamusume showing characters narita brian, symboli rudolf, and vodka with ranks a+, s, and s, respectfully. it spells ass.
a video depicting a docked nintendo switch being controlled with a dualshock 4
a low quality sketch of air shakur raging at a laptop, on a sticky note
screenshot of browser devtools network tab. a request is made to a php server that returns a redacted "target_name", the answer to the daily quiz
screenshot from umaguessr showing the correct guess "gran alegria" in a rounded rectangle
a screenshot showing guesses "biwa hayahide" and "admire groove". the colors are: biwa hayahide: b - grey i - yellow w - grey a - green [space] - green h - grey a - green y - grey a - yellow h - grey i - grey d - grey e - green admire groove: a - yellow d - grey m - grey i - yellow r - green e - yellow [space] - green g-r (connected) - green o - grey o - grey v - grey e - grey
screenshot from umaguessr unlimited mode displaying the guess of "biwa hayahide". the colors are: b - grey i - yellow w - grey a - green [space] - green h - grey a - green y - grey a - yellow h - grey i - grey d - grey e - green
screenshot of a 10x pull result in umamusume. out of the 10 pulls, 7 of them have orange hair. the results are... matikanetannhauser matikanefukukitaru matikanefukukitaru sakura bakushin o mejiro ryan mayano top gun (wedding dress 3-star) mayano top gun matikanefukukitaru mayano top gun mayano top gun
screenshot of a discord chat window between people named El Gato and chloe with the following contents El Gato: theyre making fun of you on twitter what do you have to say [screenshot within that chat, depicting another chat between El Gato and chloe, where chloe refuses to download a winrar exe file, claiming "thats an exe", "its gonna like fuck up my computer or some shit" and "winrar isnt even a real program nice try"] chloe: IM NOT STUPID SONIC.EXE. NOESCAPE.EXE. PONY.EXE. ALL OF THAT IS BAD TELL THEM TO KILL THEMSELVES
a picture of a tomodachi life mii of matikanetannhauser from umamusume. much of the front hair is drawn on, not very well, but not completely terribly either
a poorly rendered mii of aston machan from umamusume. she is named "ostan nacham"
a super distorted picture of my angel devil (from chainsaw man) cosplay. abstract colors fill the spaces, though the forms of the hair, clothes, and wings are still visible
blurry night photo with scattered trails of light, depicting the angel devil from chainsaw man (character with long pink-ish hair, a glowing halo, and business attire)
there are a lot of aspects to the autism spectrum, and we (the creators of uma-poi!) don't think that we (humanity) even fully understand it yet. we know it stems from some degree of neurological difference, and that it has a very wide variety of manifestations, ranging from differences in social interaction to a stronger attachment to interests. the experiences that asebi (one of the creators of the quiz and the one writing this page) has as a late-diagnosed autistic person with low support needs can vary drastically from another autistic person's. we haven't been able to find a resource we feel we can rely on for information on this topic (that doesn't either over-pathologize or have weird financial incentives), so for now we'll point to the wikipedia articles for autism and neurodiversity if you want to learn more. you may be wondering why we included this subscore in the first place. while we don't have a perfect answer for this, we do have an answer. the idea for its inclusion is asebi's, who thought it would be 1. a good form of self-expression of identity, especially as someone that relates to some of these traits in umamusume's characters; 2. a way to push towards the normalization of autism through its appearance in a personality quiz; 3. funny. the latter reason was what popped the idea into our heads, but the other two reasons are ultimately why we decided to move forward with this section.
30+ notifs bc of uma-poi
ANOTHER SSR ZENNO ROB ROY??? THATS TWO BANNERS IN 3 FREE PULLS
aaaaand now i got satono diamond from the banner, also from a free pull. wth
screenshot of umamusume support card scout results, with the one recieved card being an ssr zenno rob roy. the support exchange point count reveals this was my first pull. THIS IS LITERALLY MY FIRST FREE PULL ON THIS BANNER WHAT IS GOING ON
a screenshot of a bandcamp daily article, focused on the section of the article highlighting the album "turbocore: 01" by dj twinturbo. the album cover is a screenshot of twin turbo in the umamusume anime with some glitchy effects added
screenshot of dialogue from umamusume symboli rudolf: splendid. an outstanding victory. symboli rudolf: i daresay i have proved my imperial authority beyond all doubt. trainer: you deserve a reward. symboli rudolf: a-a reward?! i... i see... a reward... symboli rudolf: forgive me for being so taken aback. respect and gratitude, i am used to, but not... rewards. symboli rudolf: heh. you somehow always manage to confound my expectations.
screenshot of a symboli rudolf run in umamusume, reaching s-rank with a rating of 15,631
a picture of a skeleton hanging in a jail cell, wearing a red shirt/vest, somewhat resembling what luffy from one piece wears in actuality, the photo was taken on the pirates of the caribbean ride at disneyland
screenshot of umamusume showing an oguri cap reaching a+ rank, with a score of 12469
a sign reading "this factory has worked 39 days without a potato gun malfunction" (from the disneyland spiderman ride queue) pictures of hatsune miku and kasane teto are superimposed on the image, with an arrow pointing from miku to "39" and an arrow pointing from teto to "potato"
picture taken inside a movie theater of the credits of umamusume beginning of a new era. the lyrics translation reads "umapyoi, umapyoi)
movie ticket for nirvanna the band the show the movie
a screenshot of a youtube channel named "sungwonchovibes" every video is a minute 29 second long video with a picture of sungwon cho on a pink background. every video is titled "sungwon cho". a chibi agnes tachyon that isn't part of the channel is also there in the corner, for some reason
a picture of two desk monitors. on one screen is an umamusume race. on the other screen is a friend's screenshare of space warlord baby trading simulator. i'm feeling awesome.
a screenshot showing recent music listens. nearly all of them are umapyoi densetsu (うまぴょい伝説). the soarin over california soundtrack is also there for some reason
screenshot of umamusume: pretty derby (steam) depicting the animation for obtaining ashen miracle oguri cap, the current banner character, in a gacha pull
a screenshot of a chat window depicting a conversation between me and a friend. me: i have been whispering "umapyoi" to myself all day help friend: I have started doing the Oguri cap knee jump thing friend: we are cooked friend: [image with text "Our BRAINS Are Umazing!"] the background of the chat window is an agnes tachyon plushie created by moorina (image source: https://bsky.app/profile/moorina.bsky.social/post/3majlufmv7k26)
a now playing screen showing the song "BOOKEND" by UNBEATABLE off of the game's ost. the timestamp is 7:55
a screenshot of the youtube video player after the video has been completed. the player shows three links to other videos, with a video-sized empty space next to them. i have marked the blank space with question marks. there is also a spot on the player where two identical labels are displayed next to each other denoting sections on the video. i marked these with the text "title doubled"
scrolling through youtube search results for "pearto". inexplicably, one of the results is "you can become financially free in puerto rico in six months"
"Cosplay of Hornet and the protagonist"
screenshot showing 100% completion on the geometry dash level "double helix" by viot
screen recording of an audacity window with an mp3 loaded
"nagare contract", signed with my did
a bag of calbee black pepper chips. on the package is an artwork depicting hatsune miku. a handwritten sign reads "hatsune miku chips".
a screenshot depicting earning the golden silk hat reward for pikmin bloom's community week challenge
a poster created in the video game "unbeatable" featuring the among us imposter made from cat stickers. it's unfunnily captioned "funny".
a screenshot showing a rule that replaces the words "john mullen" with the word "translator"
more rules, similar to the previous ones, except mapping url domains (such as ".com" and ".net") to words representing the pronunciation of them (such as the words "dot com" and "dot net")
a series of rules, each with a sequence of characters on the left, and a series of q's and z's on the right, separated by an arrow
a video demonstration of an easter egg in the discontinued mobile game miitomo when the language is set to "english (america)", the mii pronounces "john mullen" as "john mullen". however, when the language is set to "english (europe/australia)", the mii pronounces "john mullen" as "translator"
screenshot depicting 100% on the level "bloodbath" in geometry dash