Ashles

@ashles.bsky.social

302 Followers 217 Following

TBC

Meme implying the columnist doesnt believe a word of the shit they just wrote for money.
Another AI image of a mushroom resembling the Starship Enterprise.
The undignified death of evil supercriminal Carl Stromberg in The Spy Who Loved Me. He is shot in the balls by James Bond and then slumps under the table, presumably pouring oysters, lemon juice, and Tabasco sauce onto his shot groin.
People telling this twat what he is doing is awesome and cool. Which makes them also twats.
Alan Partridge comes up with shit ideas for TV shows, which are still better than the below...
A poem with the disturbing line 'Spices for the flesh'
A brightly lit gas station by a dark ominous road. Gas, by Edward Hopper.
Is 'The Establishment' in the room with us right now?
Edward Munch's famous painting The England Manager Watching His Team Play DR Congo
Salwsman Gareth Cheeseman about to celebrate closing a good deal.
Michael Flatey IS... a dickhead, in the terrible ego-trip/crap film Blackbird.
Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.
Automan - the man made entirely of computer magic.
Automan. A magical computer person who could do magic.
Shia Labeouf in Kingdom of thr Crystal Skull. Somehow the very worst thing in a terrible thing.
Your plastic pal who's fun to be with
Automan
Whatever the fuck this is that Trump is building now
Rae claims to love books but posts made up quotes that don't appear in the book she's supposedly quoting, and is a quote so trite and unlike the entire tone of the book that it implies she never actually read it.
Jack Bauer strangling some guy who I dimly recall might have been his unknown brother or something?
James Bond at some swanky International event where he will meet the main supervillain. The event probably involves horses or diamonds or something.
Change can be baaad
Horror Top Trumps. The best Top Trumps
Young Dave Lister correctly observes that Reform are too old and too crypto fascist
Someone discovers that 'change' is not automatically better.
Gareth Cheeseman in a hotel, about to celebrate with a wank
Superman with no moustache. He definitely has no moustache.
Evil Presidential candidate protects himself from an assassin by using a baby as a shield in The Dead Zone
Cheeky Monkey - potential US Ambassador
Romeo and Juliet, the musical, from Hot Fuzz.