AshTrès

@ashtres.bsky.social

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pronounced ash-tray | I apologize for nothing and everything | she/her

ash posing in a black outfit in front of a bookcase. The outfit is semi-revealing: a sleeveless, strappy top with a wavy pattern of mesh and solid fabric. she doesn't know how else to describe it. She's also wearing a skirt with a high slit, showing a bit of leg. The top of the skirt slit has buckles, mostly for aesthetic effect. Overall, Ash looks cool and hot as fuck holy shit I look like this holy SHIT AAAAAAA THATS A PICTURE OF ME FUUUCK YESSSS
A mirror selfie of a trans woman (me) in a bedroom. I'm wearing a brown sleeveless knit top and plain jeans. I'm also wearing two gold/bronze-colored necklaces, one with a heart motif and the other with a flower motif. I've got glasses and my hair is held back in a loose half ponytail or something like that, idk what to call it. My head is cooked at an angle and I'm smiling at the viewer, i kind of look coy and confident. which is GREAT because I had a hell of a time getting any picture at all so I'm glad my expression ended up good!
A cropped version of a text message conversation containing one person's words, across three separate messages: "...at the end of it I decided" "I don't know" "that I'd rather try and be wrong than keep wondering"
the support.microsoft.com article about the new AI "features" in notepad, the app where you definitely always wanted and needed an LLM's putrid greasy fingers to massage your words with the delicate grace and finesse of hyenas at a gazelle carcass Several sections of the support article are highlighted or underlined to direct your attention to parts of the article that, in a grim ouroboros of pointlessness, themselves display signs of LLM-generated text. The two sentences that bookend a small bulleted list are almost identical: Sentence 1: "Whether you want to fine-tune your writing or distill complex information, these AI features help you work more efficiently in Notepad." Sentence 2: "Whether you're starting from scratch, fine-tuning existing text, or distilling complex information, these AI features help you work more efficiently in Notepad." No, I didn't make a mistake: the last part of each sentence is word-for-word identical. These two sentences are, like, 100 words apart. They're always both in view! The repetition serves no functional or rhetorical purpose!! AAAAAGH In the bullet points, some bizarre word abd phrasing choices are underlined: #1: "...making it easy to enhance your writing seamlessly." You know how, normally, enhancing your writing isn't seamless? Now it's seamless. No seams! #2: "Summarize quickly shortens long-form text..." Why the fuck would you specify that it shortens text "quickly"??? #3: "streamline your workflow" I'm always wishing that I could streamline my workload in fucking NOTEPAD. I'm always saying this. #4: "Write enables you to draft new content quickly and effortlessly" This is actually true. You can absolutely tell that this article's content was generated quickly, and that absolutely no effort was expended on it. Kudos for getting SOMETHING correct! In summary, thank you, Microsoft, for making notepad worse. It's what we've all been hoping for
A clothing store website (shirtbimbo.com; I am not the store owner, just a satisfied customer). The site has a dark grey background with light grey text. The focus of the image is a clothing customization widget where you can design custom booty shorts with any text you want on the ass. It fucking rules. In the widget is a preview of a pair of navy blue booty shorts with the intro card to Master and Commander printed on the back: "APRIL - 1805 NAPOLEON IS THE MASTER OF EUROPE ONLY THE BRITISH NAVY STANDS BEFORE HIM OCEANS ARE NOW BATTLEFIELDS" The booty shorts are awesome and cool and you can make your own pair and they can say anything on them. You can make them say "THIS IS MY HOLE! IT WAS MADE FOR ME!" or "This place is not a place of honor. No highly esteemed deed is commemorated here" or "CHURCH? NO THANKS, I'M READING ANIMORPHS AND I'M ALMOST TO THE PART WHERE THEY COMMIT MULTIPLE WAR CRIMES" again that url is shirtbimbo.com. there are other clothes there, too. I got a pair of leggings with the entire text of The Great Gatsby printed on them, but all the words are on top of each other in like 9 different colors and it's completely illegible. Pure art. Get clothes from there, you won't regret it.
An image of a single "snap-in" tire pressure sensor. The sensor has two main sections, which are connected in the middle by a small length of a narrow copper-colored metal tube. The bottom section is a black plastic housing that contains the electronics and battery. It is smooth and roughly rectangular in shape, with the brand name, model number, and other specifications in light grey text. The connecting tube protrudes from the center top of the assembly. The top section of the sensor is a valve stem—the input valve used to inflate a car tire. It's a tapered piece of black rubber with a wide flared base and a black plastic cap covering the metal threads at the top. The flared design allows the stem to "snap" securely into a small hole in a car wheel, forming an airtight seal.
A red plastic ketchup squeeze bottle. The label has a picture of a ripe tomato attached to a stem wit ha few green leaves. The bottle is labelled: HEINZ TOMATO KETCHUP: CRUNCHY
A screenshot of a Slack message that says: "EGYPTIAN GODS ARE FURRY OCS EGYPTIALN GOD S ARE FURRY OCS EGYPTIAN GODS ARE FURRY OCS THIS CHANGES EVERHTHING"
A single email from an inbox. The sender is "Hill's Pet Nutrition." The ominous subject header is "Better emails are coming for your pet"