Richie Asimilon

@asimilon.net

129 Followers 128 Following

programmer / psy-trance producer / demoscener / freak / professional idiot

Pin badge showing Count Binface with the text "Bin Cuntface with Count Binface" above him.
Rubber keyed ZX Spectrum
A mechanical keyboard with some aftermarket replaced key caps.
Screenshot from Big Trouble in Little China, showing the three "Storms" standing side-by-side in a Chinatown alley. They stand in an intimidating, authoritative stance, facing toward the camera. They wear matching, massive woven straw hats and long capes, but each has a distinct set of armor underneath.
Screenshot of BestBuy Canada listing: Easyfone T300 4G Unlocked Senior Flip Phone - Big Buttons, SOS, Photo Speed Dial, Clear Sound, 1500mAh Battery & Charging Dock (Red) $134.99
Daleks trying to board an old London bus, asking the conductor, "EXETER MATE! DO YOU GO TO EXETER MATE? EXETER MATE!"
MPC Sample showing the credits scroller.
Screenshot of Spotify for Artists report. In the past 28 days, Asimilon had 218 listeners. Out of those 109 were new listeners. 144 are monthly active listeners.
Screen shot of the title screen for Uridium on the ZX Spectrum, giving the copyright notices and credits.
The "Elite" game box for 48K ZX Spectrum by Firebird software (Gold Edition)
The characters from CHIPS television showing two motorcycle police officers.
My arse was freezing at the avant-garde hairdressers. I got a bold cut.
Screenshot of fragcoord
A man with a large owl
Screenshot from the movie War Games. "A strange game. The only winning move is not to play."
A picture of politician Nigel Garage lining a cat's litter tray, the caption reads, "Size of that turd in the litter tray".
A screenshot of the Settings App on macOS Tahoe. The corner radius looks like it was chosen by a toddler.