AskAubry 🦝 🐆 @ask-aubry.com · 25d Vibes and bath bombs.
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Not even a sandwich?
I'm pretty sure that's illegal, not sure what minimum wage is but it's more than a bath bomb
A ‘never-ending laundry pile’ in return for ‘A bath, wine and some snacks’. Hmmmm That’s a big nope from me
Yup. Neverending tasks rewarded with a one time offer. No thanks. What? Like we can run our own baths, buy our own wine and light our own candles and skip him all together 🙄😂🤣🖕fold your own clothes lazy asshat.
So, I'm busy manifesting a partner who can figure out how to do his own laundry.
That's too many clothes bro, you ain't wearing all that.
Dude has three heaving racks of clothes but he needs help with one basket? This screams "I'm eventually going to wear all the other things my last girlfriend washed, gotta get a new one quick."
So I have nerve damage in my hand which makes folding laundry incredibly difficult. But they make these wonderful things called "hangers" that you can very easily put shirts and pants onto. Then for the small things, you can get organizers at Ikea. It won't be a perfect fold, but it's pretty good.
'Choose me! Lazy, tight, presumptuous, misogynous, incapable... What's not to like?
it would be better for him to just hire a maid but he cheap af
Or, in wild breaking news, women can treat themselves in whatever way they like without the added burden of being some dipshit's bangmaid!
Aside from everything else obviously wrong with this, men are so often assuming we all like the same things lol. "Yeah, wine m, bubble baths and candles, those are things chicks like. That makes up for doing my chores for me."
Sex for himself in return he means. None women will go with a guy who cannot deal with laundry 😂
We can have our own wine, candles, and bubble baths minus someone else's laundry, thanks anyway.
I 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦 doing laundry. Not for that nimrod.
"Please be my love in domestic! I am super incompetent and needy," is not the siren call he thinks it is.
Asking for a woman's labor on what he thinks is a dating profile is a massive red flag. I can only imagine all of the other things he expects.
So he wants her to perform housekeeping services and after that perform sex work Daily reminder that every job women do in the home has a market value. Plan accordingly
Not even a charcuterie board?