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My OCD has superpower aspects. Advocates monthly town meetings at Dunkin' in breakaway NE. Dreams of being an economist. Assume it's a failed attempt at humor. Don't want the drama.

Ally Sheedy in film Breakfast Club. She is wearing an oversized winter coat while sitting in a library. Her hair covers most of her face.
Elwood (left) and Jake (right) Blues sitting on their car, the Blues Mobile.
Still of David Keith as Jack Parkman at bat in the movie Major League 2. Waiting for the pitch, look of determination in his eyes. Catcher behind him.
Chicago style pizza pie with slice cut into it.
Cover of Clay Shirky's book Here Comes Everybody: The Power of Organizing Without Organizations.
Ukraine's President Volodymyr Zelensky welcomes U.S. Senator Lindsey Graham in Kyiv, Ukraine July 10, 2026. They are shaking hands and smiling.
Cover of Val McDermid's book 1989. A yellow-orange with a green cassette tape on the cover.
Linus Van Pelt from Charles Shultz's Peanuts cartoon strip. He is speaking and has his arms spread in seemingly frustration or imploring.
Book cover: What Tech Calls Thinking by Adrian Daub
Walter Mattau on one knee with Tatum O'Neil in a Bears baseball uniform. From the movie The Bad News Bears.
Bart Simpson and Millhouse in a treehouse. Millhouse says "We started out like Romeo and Juliet but it ended up in tragedy."
Drawing of McDonald Hamburglar
Supervillian Red Skull in CAPTAIN AMERICA movie using teseract to power his evil device.
Four pictures of Homer Simpson and Lisa talking. Box 1: Home: I'll get a bunch of monkeys, dress them up and have them reenact the Civil War. Box 2: List: Dad, that doesn't help people Box 3: Homer: Couldn't hurt. Box 4: Homer: Unless the monkeys start hurting people which they almost certainly would.
Cover of book HOPE NEVER DIES with former President Joe Biden driving a Firebird car with Obama in the passenger seat pointing. A quote from the book reads "I didn't need a gun. I wanted a gun. Instead I pulled out my Presidential Medal of Freedom"
Photo of Delorean Time Machine in Back to the Future III. It is a Delorean with whiteball tires from the 1950s, a pre-transistor Flux Compacitor, various other mods for time travel.
Tennis star and all around awesome person Serena Williams on the cover of ESPN: The Magazine's first The Body Issue in 2009. Smiling, she is not wearing clothes, but is sitting to strategically cover her private parts.
Photo from end of RETURN OF THE JEDI with force ghosts Yoda and Obi Wan, but instead of Anakin it's a fridge.