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committed steely dan hater guitar in the dirty pretty river falls, wi icon: @fallenrockstars.rip they/it/dragon 🇵🇸 https://www.last.fm/user/betheguy https://asoftdragon.bandcamp.com/

the crying meme panel 1: "hey check out how hard i can cry" panel 2: stick figure blasting tears onto the ground like "PWWWWWWFFFFSSSSSSHHHHHFFFFWWWWW"
shot of the inside of a pair of old navy jeans reading "power straight"
extremely crunchy, to the point of being indistinguishable photo zoom-in of a larger photo of an indistinguishable person
Star Trek TNG intro with Enterprise-D reading "She Took The House"
still life with shure sticker on bota box
a photo of linus torvalds with the text "extremely famous software engineer john linux"
nukie
some fucking weirdo looking through a window into a brewery that has a Garfield suction cupped to it, then moves the camera to reveal a second Garfield. they're moaning "ahh, fuck" until they move the camera to reveal an Odie. orgasm denied.
a Miller high life sign with a cowboy type dude that someone smacked a couple googly eyes onto
julian bashir suffering against a wall with the brazzers logo in the upper right
guitarist holding their guitar over their head on the left with the drummer howling into the mic on the right, stick held in the air with a prominent "NO KINGS" taped to the kick head." the lighting is deep red
a photo of underneath a table outside a bar featuring 18¢ in pennies, a .22 bullet and a squished poopy
amp and drum setup with guitar—the drumhead reads "the dirty pretty"
a person playing blue monday by new order on a microkorg
an orange drink ticket with a drawn penis on the back featuring a grinning garfield as the tip
the cover of "the charm of the highway strip" by the magnetic fields
a person impersonating an umpire, poorly
list animals until failure List as many animals as you can. Animals must have Wikipedia articles. You have limited time, but get more time for each animal listed. When the timer runs out, that's game over. (Time adjustable in settings.) No overlapping terms. For example, if you list "bear" and "polar bear", you get no point (or time bonus) for the latter. But you can still get a point for a second kind of bear. Order doesn't matter. Score: 0 1:00 Real animals only, please. dragon
antiques roadshow filmed with some asshole raising a bottle of underberg in front of it and saying "underberg!" like a dork
still curtained set at the fiserv forum of the nine inch nails show
some asshole playing a really really really really really really shitty guitar solo and burping
lou reed
julian bashir crying out while against a wall with the brazzers logo in the upper right
a video of Olympic skiers with an asshole saying shit about them having diarrhea over the top of it
veiny cube with a urethra and set of balls. "happy valentine's day"
all images contain a drawing of a penis with Garfield's face as the tip, reading "happy valentine's day!" with "valentine's day" being in a lettering style used on the covers of the magnetic fields' 69 love songs on. the bottom reads "i hate Mondays!"
a valentine with two identical photos of seven of nine's face reading: "seven of nine sez: 'naomi wildman' happy valentine's day!!!!"
noodle cup cooking instructions: 1. remove lid and flavor packet 2. add flavor packet contents to cup 3. add water to fill line, mix well 4. microwave on high for 1:30 5. remove cup 6. pour contents into separate bowl 7. add 9 heaping tablespoons mayonnaise 8. microwave on high for 9min 9. remove mayonnaise, retaining layer of burnt crud 10. add noodles back to bowl 11. add 2tbsp tomato ketchup, mix well 12. microwave on high for 9min 13. remove cup, discard noodles 14. add 9tbsp baking soda 15. add 1 heaping tablespoon mayonnaise, mix well 16. microwave on high for 9min 17. let sit for 1min 18. add 2tbsp hydrogen peroxide, stir well 19. microwave on high for 9min 20. let sit for 1min 21. stir again and enjoy! 22. add 9 heaping tablespoons mayonnaise 23. add 9 heaping tablespoons of freshly trimmed hair, stir well 24. microwave on high for 9min 25. add mixture to baking sheet covered with parchment paper 26. bake at 450°F for 40min 27. remove from oven, scrape contents onto floor 28. enjoy!
tidal screenshot of j dilla's "donuts" playing
a hideous, blurry, close-up photo of tater tots