Aspharon

@asph.me

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Hi, I'm Bram, AKA Aspharon. 26 years old. Dutch nerd who thinks too much about raccoons and Pokémon Platinum. 🇳🇱🏳️‍🌈 He/They Find me in other places: https://asph.me

A brown-colored anthropomorphic flying fox / fruitbat with white highlights in their fur. They're named Lyle.
Me, holding the disc for New Super Mario Bros. U + New Super Luigi U for the Wii U
Tried to watch "Shin Godzilla" on the plane only to realize by the end of the movie that it actually a drama movie called "Tears for you". Words can't describe the feeling of watching an incredibly sad movie while constantly thinking: "Damn... This is depressing. Plus, they'll probably have to deal with Godzilla at some point too..."
A blank screen with a Discord, Steam, Nvidia, and Windows overlay
Chapter 4 was completed. Play chapter 5?
A Pokéball 2DS XL, opened up with the battery removed
HP Deskjet 2810e presents Mii News about a gun exhibition. Their voice sounds weirdly like the sounds a printer would make.
A mii in Tomodachi Life Living the Dream saying "I've heard loads about you. The name's HP Deskjet 2810e." Their head is a drawing of a HP printer.
Devil May Cry, Assassin's Creed, Hyper Light Drifter, PUBG, Duke Nukem, all being listed as under development by him
A screenshot of the Nintendo Today app, showing a star fox direct about to begin
a winston mii in Tomodachi Life: Living the Dream, saying 'I would just love it if there was a picnic table around here." There is a picnic table on the left side of the photo visible.
old man dudunsparce, saying 'oh my!' while holding a cup of tea
A crescent moon-shaped island in tomodachi life: living the dream
A screenshot of Tomodachi Life: Living the Dream, showing a tompouce in the food store
A cropped screenshot of my new mii in Tomodachi Life: Living the Dream
'My Feeds' not loading
Four different people sending me some variation of 'hey' on discord
Various dolphins illustrated jumping out of a lively ocean with a rainbow in the background
A screenshot of Buizel from the Pokémon anime
Club Penguin, UNDERTALE, Overwatch, Drawn to Life, Pokémon Platinum, Drawn to Life: The Next Chapter, Splatoon, DELTARUNE, and Minecraft
Reference sheet of Ash Gildroost, an anthro barn owl
The water in Pokémon Winds & Waves
A Pokémon 30th anniversary logo featuring Buizel
A book block consisting of 12 signatures hand stitched together. It's resting on a gamecube for some reason.
I slow my steps, resuming a walking pace. I think I'm in the clear now, since I don't expect the kenku to be able to throw a spell my way without a clear line of sight. However, in a fraction of a second, an unfamiliar sensation washes over me. I feel tingly all over my body, and hear a faint crackling sound. A distinct but unfamiliar, pungent smell hits my nostrils. Before I can realize what is happening, I feel an excruciating pain hit my side, and a bright flash blinds my sight. The sharp pain rapidly spreads through the rest of my body, and it feels like every bone in my body snaps at once. My muscles involuntarily tense as I am flung through the air, hitting the side of a large tree so hard my bow snaps in two, before slowly coming to a stop after I slide across the forest floor. Curled up, I clench my side as I try to bear through the pain. The point of impact feels hot. Not warm, hot.
A screenshot of the bike shop I made in Cobblemon. Several Cyclizar are at the front of the building.
A cobblemon screenshot featuring a natural minecraft landscape at sunset, and several cyclizar.
My Twitch recap: 1.38K hours watched 366 distinct days visited. Somehow. 1.42L chats sent. Top channels are SmallAnt, Johnstone, Shayy, RTGame, and cakejumper. Top Categories are Pokémon Scarlet/Violet, Pokémon, VALORANT, UNDERTALE, and DELTARUNE
Discord messages from me on 20/11/2025: ACTUALLY Throwing in my prediction now It's gonna be [last 2 digits of year].[drop number].[bugfix] So not 22.11.0 but 25.4.0
Spinning my dagger into a reverse grip to get into a more defensive stance, I instantly need to veer to the side as he flies towards me, and I narrowly dodge a thrust from his blade. I step back as he follows it with a slash from his other sword, which clashes against my dagger as I bring it in the weapon's path just in time. My arm trembles as he keeps pushing against my dagger, the tip of his steel threatening to pierce my chest if I don't keep this up. From the corner of my eye, I suddenly see him swing his first blade at me again. I instinctively hold up my forearm to block it, which it hacks straight into.
A screenshot of the mislabeled hair colors on Serebii. Green hair is labeled purple, purple hair is labeled lavender, blue is labeled teal, pink is labeled turquoise, a rose gold like color is labeled white, and a light teal is labeled passion pink.
My trainer in Legends Z-A. He's wearing a brown and green outfit.
A screenshot of Legends Z-A. The water looks great.
A Legends Z-A screenshot showing Mable from Team Flare as the acting director of the Pokémon Lab.
A Legends Z-A screenshot. I'm looking at photos of Professor Sycamore. The caption says: "There are photos of Professor Sycamore, the previous director of the Pokémon Lab."
A Legends Z-A screenshot. My trainer has their eyes half-open.
A Legends Z-A screenshot. It contains a painting of what seems to be a shiny phantump
The hair color customization screen
The box for Pokemon Legends Z-A Nintendo Switch 2 Edition.
A reference sheet for Ixen the lizardfolk, a green humanoid lizard. He's wearing a large purple wizard hat, various brown belts, and a large split cape. He's holding a bow.
LIVE WO-CHIEN REACTION
A screenshot of the rhythm game in captcha 47. It is sliced up so that the arrows are in a new order: LEFT, UP, DOWN, then RIGHT. I got an accuracy of 91%.
De twee LUBACH videos die vandaag ge-upload zijn. De één is 10 minuten lang, en de ander 12 minuten.
A screenshot of that same riolu, now with some added comments from others that found it
Pixel art of Dolfje Weerwolfje, on wplace
A youtube screenshot. The video is at 0:01, and displaying the text "An R4 was used to remove Zekrom's shiny lock. For more information, please watch the video linked in the description." Someone has commented on the video, saying "Wait, I thought Zekrom and Reshiram were shiny locked, or is this a rom hack." I've replied to the comment, saying "Have you tried watching the first second of the video"
A cartoon of two guys sitting on the couch. The left guy is saying "AS FAR AS I'M CONCERNED, ALL NSFW WORK IS TASTEFUL NSFW WORK"
Rufio, a vanara with orange fur and a cowboy hat, in the style of Burgerpants from Undertale, saying 'I'm only 32 and I've already wasted my entire life'. The background is the saloon from Undertale Yellow.
All of Pickle Darling's previous releases, on cassette
The 'Insult Deflection' meme, with one person misgendering a famous trans person who did a bad thing, hurting a trans person you care about who now knows your support is conditional upon you liking them individually
An anthropomorhic male wolf/husky, lying prone, catching a baseball. They're wearing red pirate-like clothes, and have pink pawprints at the bottom of their shoes.
Two new Fangamer products: Rockstar Ralsei Costume and Horse Ralsei Costume
A lock screen, the background of which is a picture of Madeon at one of their Good Faith shows
Mario pictured several times, once with swimming goggles
a heavily distorted screenshot of Undertale