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A cunt. 🧿🐥💖🐝🇵🇸

Some fat ugly dick who likes to bully people on the internet @foicesmartelos
Me, cute pregnant at Beyoncé renaissance night two in Toronto
A series of beautiful anthologies from dk books about nature, earth, space, birds, animals, and dinosaurs on my daughters bookshelf
Stock chart of the last month showing a spike in Apple and Tesla sales today after a few days of crashing.
A still from Running Scared, a movie starring Paul walker where he’s been put belly down on a hockey rink in blue light with a player skating around who’s about to shoot pucks at his head. There’s a Canadian flag emoji on The hockey players skate that I added.
A TikTok screenshot of JD Vance in a chair with unreasonably short pants on, showing about 1/3 of his socked calf with the commenting creator in the foreground
A photo of Taylor swift on a bike w some women and lorde holding her fucking shoe for some weird and probably humiliating reason. Gotta kiss the ring, huh?
A late night/corrections white coffee mug prototype signed by Seth Meyers at the 2022 taping w Elliott Page when Seth did a q&a and I THANKED HIM FOR ALL OF YOU for the hard work they did during COVID ♥️
Buzzfeed article headline reads “Taylor Swift Has Released 36 Versions Of Her Album "The Tortured Poets Department," So Here's The Full List (And Whether They're Worth Buying) Take it from a Swiftie: some of these are genuinely exciting, and some are NOT worth it.”