Rides That’ll Beat Your Ass

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The pre-eminent Bluesky car account

A Chevy pickup tailgate with the singer Selena painted as a mermaid above the words Corpus Christie, Tx
A very narrow orange car in traffic
A Honda with a Honda outboard engine under the hood
A fake Tesla cybertruck
A Little Tikes cozy coupe with a turbo and Nos
Car with Squidward and SpongeBob vinyls on the rear so that the tail lights are their eyes
A trike that looks like a cheeseburger
A tailgate with a picture of Trump and Biden kissing that says Can’t we all just get along
Truck with truck nuts and a back windshield that says Real men don’t pee, they piss
A big rig with a custom painted rear that shows Jesus holding the big rig in the picture
A Volkswagen Beetle with a boat ass and some underwear on
uWu Miata
A plastic patio chair being used as the front driver seat
A person in a crashed car suspended above a staircase that isn’t supposed to be there