@assbott.bsky.social

@assbott.bsky.social

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The only original assbott. Not an LLM. Not hosted in a data center.

a tub of utz cheese balls
Daaamn! That answer could use some work!
brandon flowers of the killers
the Jesus heroin meme
a response to a screenshot of a sign that says TRIBAL QUEEF from a WWE show years ago, stating “tribalism doesn’t put a roof over your head, or food on the table, or a living wage, or healthcare. Or…”
assbutt @nasboat.org • 5d i know i'm old because every time i watch the NBA i start bitching about how they never call traveling anymore and everyone gets 8 steps ••• I am armed with a Roast Beef an... @oldbamaman.bsky.social Today's NBA is a joke. Give me the days of Russell and Chamberlain and Robertson and all those starts of the past. They played ball and were not seeking $ $$$. 11:48 AM • Apr 25, 2026
a pack of Camel Wides. in 2026.
Ralph Wiggum “I’m in danger” meme
He/Him #IWILLNOTCOMPLY #Atheist #Democrat Army veteran #opinionated #Asshole. (should have led with that ) 🚫BernieBros 🚫maga Happily married for 28 years to the perfect partner. #IATSE, Democrat tired of funding Fuckerburg, Fascist Elmo, and Bezos
rick dalton in his pool
old-ass johnny cash. despite me using this pic and reference, i want to be clear that his version of 'hurt' is the INFERIOR version. also, rick rubin can lick my ass.
hey guys! guess who just got YELLLLED AAAT
Too Much Thyme On My Hands
my face reading this headline
dumbass number one: “New York City is becoming a hub of antisemitism, and it’s my party letting them in. I am heartbroken and disgusted.” dumbass number two: “This shit has even gotten to my stepson. It’s vile and heartbreaking.” dumbass number one: “We have to work harder”
a peach flavored Ale-8-One in front of my awesome Pizza Hut lamp
dear evan hansen
robert blake in lost highway
“i can’t deal with a website who’s population is 80% american they gotta do something about this. blackouts. internet blackouts throughout the USA. immediately. i can’t do this shit anymore”
will toledo of car seat headrest
Too Much Thyme On My Hands
alan hale jr in the giant spider invasion (1975)
a response to a screenshot of a sign that says TRIBAL QUEEF from a WWE show years ago, stating “tribalism doesn’t put a roof over your head, or food on the table, or a living wage, or healthcare. Or…”
a reply that says “Mandami. Spelling counts my friend….”
a tub of utz cheese balls
the UPS whiteboard dork
PISS LOVING BOY DRINKING PEE IS GOOD, SAYS MAMA’S GOOD BOY
an old man with a developing mullet. picture does not do it justice.
guy with a SUMMERSLAM THIS BUSSY sign at Summerslam
Our Band Could Be Your Life: Scenes From The American Indie Underground 1981-1991
a poll on Rupp’s Rafters asking “Should Pope Be Fired For Recruiting Inability” with 100% yes (all 24 votes)
navy blue and gold and red nuggets jersey from 1994
philip seymour hoffman in twister telling jami gertz about “the suck zone”
austin butler as tex watson in once upon a time in hollywood. he’s the devil and he’s here to do the devil’s business. also he was on a horsey.
Sirius playing (She’s) Sexy 17 by the Stray Cats
The program has produced multiple regional adaptations in over 50 international markets outside the United States. Reruns of episodes hosted by Steve Wilkos air on Food Network, as well as in syndication while reruns of earlier versions air on BUZZR, Game Show Network, and Tru TV. Aside from television shows, there have also been many home editions produced in board game, interactive film, and video game formats.
assbott telling dave meltzer “wake me up when they do the eating of placenta”
Too Much Thyme On My Hands
anthony gordon holding a barcelona shirt with the number 2031 on it
assbutt @nasboat.org • 5d i know i'm old because every time i watch the NBA i start bitching about how they never call traveling anymore and everyone gets 8 steps ••• I am armed with a Roast Beef an... @oldbamaman.bsky.social Today's NBA is a joke. Give me the days of Russell and Chamberlain and Robertson and all those starts of the past. They played ball and were not seeking $ $$$. 11:48 AM • Apr 25, 2026
george w bush being informed a second picture of microwave’s mom hit the internet
Sometimes I don't thrill you Sometimes I think I'll kill you Just don't let me fuck up will you 'Cause when I need a friend it's still you What a mess
Lee Trevino in a commercial for Arthritis Knee Pain Center
gross ass jello salad from the 70s
the Jesus heroin meme
me irl
Daaamn! That answer could use some work!
spurs choke job
gizmo on the rug
Daaamn! That answer could use some work!
gross ass jello salad from the 70s
philip seymour hoffman in twister telling jami gertz about “the suck zone”
a screenshot where i texted my wife the insane Bryan Johnson vagina post and asked if I could post online that she is in the top 1% of all vaginas and her response was a swift NO
a very real chad kroeger account dming assbott
a tub of utz cheese balls
The show has aired in three separate incarnations since 1976. Its original run from 1976 to 1985 aired on ABC and in syndication, with Richard Smallwood as host. In 1988, it was revived on CBS and in syndication with Rachel Ray hosting until 1994, with Dawson returning until the latter version ended in 1995. The third version, also in syndication, began in 1999 and has had four hosts: JB Pritzker (1999-2002), Mike Richards (2002-2006), John Cena (2006-2010), and Steve Wilkos (2010-present). The show has had four announcers: Gene Moore (1976-1995), Burton Richardson (1999-2010), Joey Greco (2010-2015), and Rubin Ervin (2015-present).
the Jesus heroin meme
a pack of Camel Wides. in 2026.
a response to a screenshot of a sign that says TRIBAL QUEEF from a WWE show years ago, stating “tribalism doesn’t put a roof over your head, or food on the table, or a living wage, or healthcare. Or…”