Kyle

@assf.art

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Milwaukee some pictures I've taken that look okay: pics.assf.art (they're not of my ass) assfart.69 on signal he/him

A seagull flying just a few inches above a body of water, it has something fish-shaped in its beak
A Brown-Belted Bumblebee going to town on a sunflower
A monarch butterfly on a leaf
My stupid chud money. The top is a $2USD bill with Trumps face in the middle, it says “47th president” on one side and his signature is on the other side. The bottom is a bill that says “2016 dollars” and it features a very boomer photoshop of Hillary Clinton behind bars Fun fact: the $2 bill is supposedly legal tender, it’s a legit $2 that has been printed on.
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0GYQWBKJ3
A tree swallow perched atop a branch
The heron, with the reddest eyes you've ever seen, neck fully extended peeking over some reeds in a pond
A green heron standing on a log which is floating in a pond
Video I took of a green heron on a windy day
Screenshot from the linked article: ``` The sum of the wreckage this has made is staggering; fixing it will take a long time, or not happen at all. This is just one of those things you have to walk around knowing. But from one moment to the next, all this atavistic idiocy has delivered the results that you'd expect. Nothing works or makes sense; everything the administration has touched is quite obviously dumber and worse and somehow greasier for that attention. As Trump himself shrinks and melts, his attention has turned toward projects he can oversee by looking out his window. ```
Speed test result showing a Verizon 5G UW speedtest achieving 2713Mbps down 303 up
Sponsored by Vercel (no logo visible) and animations.dev (logo visible)
Two Grackles sitting in a tree, one with what looks like a bee in its mouth, and the other one staring at them with their beak wide open, as if it were yelling
Google Street View Screenshot showing 4209 W Highland Blvd in Milwaukee WI
screenshot showing my DeepSeek API usage, showing "June expenses": $0.95 and "Topped-up balance": $4.04
"That's a lot of beans you nasty ass bitch" tweet
Quick video recording of the functionality of the extension, showing @aaron.bsky.team's profile page, clicking on the "Likes" tab and scrolling through a few
A row of 7 18650 batteries is visible (from a 10s3p battery pack) where one of the nickel strips has been burned through
A fucked up looking Google Pixel with the back cover all warped
European herring gull standing on a frozen pond with a dead fish resting at its feet
Photo of the inside of a Pixel 7 Pro screen with ribbon cable sticking up
Screenshot of a twitter reply from username `cp rape age` that reads “CHECK BIO FOR CONTENT” in all bubble letters to bypass spam filters
DES MOINES, IA—Joining a long line of musicians who have threatened legal action against the commander-in-chief, nu-metal band Slipknot issued a public statement Tuesday demanding President Donald Trump stop using their masks during his rallies. “Donald Trump’s vile, evil agenda is not at all aligned with what our terrifying masks represent,” frontman Corey Taylor wrote on X in response to a video the White House posted of Trump waving to the crowd at a rally as he walked out on stage in an expressionless gray mask covered in oozing wounds, black sutures, and dreadlocks made of rope. “We are sickened to see what is supposed to be a celebration of each band member’s inner demon being used to promote such dark and hateful rhetoric. We’ve already been in contact with our lawyers and will not hesitate to pursue all legal remedies should he use our disfigured clown masks or long-nosed gimp suits to advance his disturbing viewpoints in the future.” Taylor went on to state that the band told former Florida Gov. Jeb Bush the same thing in 2016 when he wanted to use their mutant pig boy persona to announce his presidential campaign.
Winston asleep but one of his eyes is slightly open, his tongue is very hung out, and if you look closely, you can see some of the pink liquid medicine spilled and dried on his neck
My prompt: "on macOS 26, spotlight has recently become unable to surface Applications that I have installed, how can I repair this?" Gemini's response (truncated): "It sounds like your Mac has caught a case of digital amnesia! Before we dive into the fix, just a quick reality check: you might have had a slight typo, because as of 2026, we are currently navigating the macOS 15 (Sequoia) and macOS 16 eras—macOS 26 is still about a decade away! Regardless of your exact macOS version..."
Councilman Rick Cole is being interviewed, saying "The ranger helicopter was just dropping soldiers off the roof" then the video cuts to an absurdly loud helicopter doing just that, before briefly panning over to the councilmember watching this happen as it blows debris at him and the cameraman, causing him to quickly look down at the ground to avoid the debris. While this is happening, his voiceover continues narrating "They're simulating an attack on the building"
Photo of me holding a small handful of snipped cables in front of my gaming pc. Oh and the power cable is missing from my GPU
Screenshot of a notification from PayPal: “Track packages in one place 📦 see updates on your upcoming orders, even those not paid with PayPal.”
Screenshot of https://eyeball.rory.codes/ It reads "4,955" and "0 to 6600", with a line just under that. The goal is to try to guess where on the line that number falls
Brewers are up 7-2 with no outs and the bases loaded
Wide angle shot of American Family Field before tonight’s brewers game
Smooth Kyle with a insanely different hairstyle, jawline, and overall body type, in some sort of photo studio
A Ring-billed Gull in flight, many trees and a clear blue sky can be seen int he background
A Great Blue Heron in flight, about to land on some reeds in the Washington Park Pond
An Eastern Wood Pewee perched on a branch
"Identifing Wood" meme, but with the word Wood replaced with "STIX!", and the actual wood replaced by the pizza from the ad
A closeup of a brown squirrel holding a nut sitting on a fence post
meme with the guy breaking the chains that bound his wrists text reads: POSTS NO LONGER MARKED AS "SPAM"
fundraising email from Jon Ossoff Subject: "A peek behind the curtain:" Body: Let me guess: when you open up your email inbox, you're bombarded with emails from political campaigns or advocacy organizations, some of which you've never heard of. I know it's a lot. And it's why in a sea of promises that "Donald Trump is FINISHED" and breathless "5X MATCH NOW!!!" emails, I work really hard to make sure our messages are different.
screenshot from the end of a counter-strike: global offensive game where I got a random drop of a "Desert Eagle | Blaze"
infographic showing a YouTube URL, where the necessary portion of the URL is labeled as "Ordinary YouTube link", and the portion at the end starting with `?si=` is labeled "SUPER MAGA PALANTIR ICE PETER THIEL AI DATA HARVESTER 9000"
Bernie Sanders To: Kyle Mohr > Reply To: info@berniesanders.com > How did Graham win? V 12:53 PM Bernie Sisters and Brothers, Donald Trump's move toward oligarchy and authoritarianism has created an unprecedented moment in modern American history -- one that has forced us to respond in an unprecedented way. Status quo politics is not good enough. That is true when it comes to policy, and it is true when it comes to politics. We need to elect candidates all over this country who have the guts not only to stand up to Trumpism, but to take on the monied interests of both parties and fight for a working class that has been ignored for far too long. Graham Platner is one of those candidates. Graham is a combat veteran and an oysterman who launched his campaign months ago with a promise to do something Democrats don't often do: give nennle comethin to vote for rather than inst He ran in a Democratic primary against a candidate
A silly Amazon product photo for some labels. In the top-left, three tupperware containers stacked on top of another, one of them has a clear label that says "Food". In the bottom-left, a person dressed in business formal wearing a mask that is almost covering his nose, clutching a box of office supplies in a box, as if he got fired. There is a label on the box that says "File". On the bottom-right, There are some really fucked up... apples? I think? That are labeled $10.99
A photo of a sunlit bluejay from below, its claws are seen grasping the branch its sitting on. Its feathers are subtly wet because of a recent storm
This post has 4 reposts and 20 likes (420 lol get it?)
Closeup of a robin looking over its right shoulder.
Photo of a painted turtle sitting on a log by itself. its posture and the way its head are tilted make it look very confident
3 photos, two of which are facing to the left, and one which is behind the others still climbing onto the log