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This Act may be cited as the "Countering Atmospheric Nuisances Arising from Drifting Airborne Foreign Incendiary Residual Emissions Act" or the "CANADA FIRE Act".
And Mr. Hatley walks up to the tablw without saying anything, but he just said "Boy, you better get going."
"When you dropped the atomic bomb on Hiroshima, I said to myself, 'They're going to be okay," Jefferson continued with a chuckle." And based on your current government, we know you are in good hands."
New rule, the kids aren't allowed to listen to Nirvana unless they acknowledge that Curt was trans. I don't generally gatekeep, but I'll die on this hill only. [Note: in the above post, “Curt” is spelled C-U-R-T]
A frog sitting on a lily pad playing a keyboard instrument (labeled "FROG" as a spoof of MOOG). Caption: "You're transphobic? Thats weird. [plays you out]"
Lord Farquaad pointing and smiling meme captioned "HWÆT"
A bunch of adult & adolescent Canadian geese hanging out next to a bike path.
Screen which reads “Happy Birthday, Antoinette!” with the RADISSON logo underneath.
The Hulu TV app displaying that the movie “Send Help” is 3 hours and 41 minutes long. It’s actually 1 hour 53 minutes.
Jennifer Beals as Alex Owens welding in "Flashdance"
Spider-Man: "You can rewrite DNA on the fly, and you're using it to turn people into CEPHALOPODS? But with tech like that, you could cure CANCER!" Cephalopod-Shaped Man: "But I don't WANT to cure cancer. I want to turn people into cephalopods."
A beautiful cat staring at the Orion space capsule on TV as it hurtles down to Earth
An anthropomorphic sphinx cat (named Rona, from the webcomic Swan Boy) lies in bed and looks up to the ceiling, weary and mortified. There is a persistent creaking in the apartment above her. One voice from above shouts "Right! Give 'at a good n' proper tug if you'd be so kind!" Another voice rings out in response "I'm about to bloody — I'm about to bloody —" The first voice cries "You simply must!"
Today's News: Fake Chappell Roan Sniper Clip from Horror Movie Sparks Memes Imagining John Adams' Reaction to His 'Hamilton' Snub Man Overhears Jar Jar Binks Voicing Libertarian Creed on Street
Tweet from @dril: "Food $200 Data $150 Rent $800 Stop Sign tickets $3,600 Utility $150 someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my family is dying" Reply from @craigus12: "stop at stop signs" Reply from @dril: "no"
A person wearing a cap labeled "thinking cap" has an extra smug Dreamworks facial expression and, pointing backwards, says "this fucking sucks actually". The thing they're pointing at is a hot dog wearing shades and a backward baseball cap riding a skateboard, which is labeled "literal coolest thing ever"
The above skeet from Secret Base has exactly 40 reskeets
An infielder for the Seattle Mariners is in mid-throwing motion facing towards first base. He’s up in the air, putting his whole basebussy into the throw. There is a mysterious white orb about ten feet behind him. A circle is drawn around the orb accompanied by a label which reads “A ‘baseball’”. Some bullet points which appear below the orb provide additional information: - The official ball of baseball - Commonly thrown by baseball players - Keep an eye out for one of these bad boys the next time you watch a baseball game
That black people are arrested for things no white person would be, and trans people are slandered for doing what cis do easily, and many white families only start to understand this if someone transitions. And it’s important to see and understand
But in a report released on Wednesday, the privileges committee recommended suspending Ngarewa-Packer and Waititi for three weeks - an unprecedented penalty - and Maipi-Clarke for seven days, saying the trio's actions could have intimidated other legislators and were in contempt of parliament.
Leon Thomas (aka Renegade Cut) skeets: “hard at work on my most tasteless and ghoulish video yet.”
[Screenshot of the Talk page for "Stereotypes of British People"] Quotes from the article: "British people overall are welcoming to people of different nationalities and sexualities" "British people eat a huge variety of dishes from a great wealth of cultures." Comment by Wikipedia editor: Both of these statements are dubious and overgeneralizing.
"I don't know why people expect art to make sense. They accept the fact that life doesn't make sense." - David Lynch
Comment from 3 hours ago by Bluesky user Andrew: "the new 4th person pronoun" Comment from 53 minutes ago by Bluesky user Lusitanian Luser: "Haven't read the comments yet but if I see one person call chat a fucking fourth-person pronoun I'm going to become the joker.
A chart displaying how many rushing yards and rushing touchdowns were allowed by the Washington DC-based NFL team in their past 7 playoff games. Six teams are listed as well as Marcus Allen, a single running back for the Oakland Raiders. Of the six full teams, the one with the most combined rushing yards is the Miami Dolphins with 96, while only one team (the Minnesota Vikings) scored even a single rushing touchdown. Marcus Allen, an individual, gained 148 rushing yards and scored 2 rushing touchdowns.
Bluesky user Volkage the Rabbear in the comments of this very post: "I still hate this holiday and everything it stands for" "Everyone who has ever told me I don't like fun is a liar. I just like laughing at other things, but they DON'T accept it, because they think I'm unfunny, possibly a cruel, careless person, and their perspective on me is ruined by what I don't like."
Section of the Wikipedia article for the state of Washington entitled "Etymology" "Washington was named after President George Washington by an act of the United States Congress during the creation of Washington Territory in 1853; the territory was to be named "Columbia", for the Columbia River and the Columbia District, but Kentucky representative Richard H. Stanton found the name too similar to the District of Columbia (the national capital, itself containing the city of Washington), and proposed naming the new territory after President Washington. Washington is the only U.S. state named after a president."
Photo of Lindsay Lohan on Wikipedia captioned "Sometimes you just have to hold it in."