Robert Bruinewoud - Assorted Projects

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australian screenwriter [former graphic designer] 🚫AI #scifisky #fantasysky #horrorsky #scriptsky #moviesky #filmsky links to scripts: https://www.scriptrevolution.com/profiles/robert-bruinewoud intermitent blog: https://assortedprojects.net/the-blog/

substack generated image the top-half is a flat colour with text the headline reads: Is this even the time? and the subhead reads: the more things change ... followed by: robertbruinewoud583827.substack.com and my name: Robert Bruinewoud the bottom half shows a cropped black-and-white picture of myself as a young child peering out of a pram
poster for the streaming series *MobLand* the background is an oil painting of a pack of hunting dogs attacking a wild boar – the painting has been damaged by what looks like machine gun fire text from top to bottom cast list: Tom Hardy, Pierce Brosnan and Helen Mirren large red logo: “MobLand” with smaller white text overlaying it reading: from the underworld of Guy Ritchie tagline reads: Chaos Reigns and finally the logo: Paramount plus original
two images from the movie *Knives Out* showing Daniel Craig as detective Benoit Blanc, where he is sitting out on the patio smoking a cigar first image – frustrated, Blanc says: "It makes no damn sense." second image – thinking, he continues: "Compels me though."
still from the Looney Tunes short, *One Froggy Evening*, featuring a frog with a top hat and cane, dancing
old, 2-colour poster for Peter Weir's *The Cars That Ate Paris* featuring the iconic spiky VW beetle pull quotes read: Has tremendous impact – Daily Express A terrifying climax – Sunday Mirror Blood curdling – Daily Mail Supreme horror – The Times
Ballantine Books paperback cover for Joe Haldeman's military sci-fi classic, "The Forever War" additional text reads: "A dazzling & powerful science fiction Catch-22!" and "A vastly entertaining trip! – New York Times" the illustration is a pen & ink drawing of a man in a spacesuit, seated before images of clocks, with a sword lying across his knees
screengrab of r/technology (Reddit) article with the headline: "Landmark German ruling declares Google's AI Overviews are Google's own words and makes it liable for false answers." this followed by a graphic showing a judge's gavel smashing a computer screen showing Google search results
headline image reads: "This is you on AI" this is followed by a photo of an Zombie Ant with fungus growing out of it, with the caption: "AI, think for me please"
excerpt from an article in The Hollywood Reporter this week: Q: Walk me through the evolution of your thoughts on Michael Jackson through the making of these films. What have you learned? A: I learned Michael Jackson fucked little boys. That's what I learned. I don't make documentaries about celebrities or pop music or any kind of music. I make documentaries about terror attacks and war and stuff. And so as a filmmaker, this was off my usual beat, but I saw it as a chance to make something about child sexual abuse, which I had actually touched upon in a previous film.
promotional image for the limited series *Mrs. Davis* – set against a dramatic sky in a desert location, the image shows Betty Gilpin (as Sister Simone) riding a motorcycle whilr Jake McDorman (as Preston Wiley) clings to her
two images of the infamous Trump Jesus image – the "original" image on the left, shows five humans in the sky behind Trump – the image on the right, posted by Trump, has replaced the central human with a strange, 3-horned figure
internet banner image for *Sisu: Road to Revenge* featuring actor Jorma Tommila clutching two Soviet submachine guns against a fiery orange background
a scatter plot graph showing run time (Y-axis) compared to page count (X-axis) – the scripts are represented by grey dots and the one-to-one match between time and pages is shown as dotted orange line – the graph shows there is little to no correlation between a script's page count and its movie's run time
image of a rock embedded with large, naturally-occurring pyrite crystals in the shape of cubes
photo of director, Mark Hensley (and two unidentified men) behind the scenes on the set of his first feature *Clown N Out*
modified wikipedia entry saying: Gaslight (1940 film) From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia There never was a 1940 film called *Gaslight*. You just imagined it. [2]
promotional image for *How to Get to Heaven From Belfast* featuring the three leads (from L to R): Sinéad Keenan as Robyn Caoilfhionn Dunne as Dara Roisin Gallagher as Saoirse
purple background with a blue anarchy "A" overlaying a pink love heart with the text "ANARCHY IS LOVE"
above a self-portrait of an arm-less woman in a Victorian-style white dress is the following text: "Sarah Biffen was a Victorian English painter born with no arms and only vestigial legs. She nevertheless taught herself to write, paint, sew and use scissors with her mouth. This is a self-portrait she painted."
painting by Tom Roberts of the Australian 'Heidelberg School' art movement – i.e. Australian Impressionism – titled, "The Breakaway!" it shows a dry, rural landscape across which a mob of sheep are stampeding toward a small dam of muddy water – a lone stockman on horseback is seen trying to stem the desperate tide of thirsty sheep
a hand-painted placard at a demonstration – red text on white reading: YANKEE GO HOME
classic Uncle Sam poster, but with new text that reads: "Following an illegal order makes you a criminal."
white, marble wall into which has been incised the words: RELEASE THE DONLAD J TRUMP EPSTEIN FILES
white, marble wall with the following words incised into it: RELEASE THE DONALD J TRUMP EPSTEIN FILES
white, marble wall with the following words incised into it: RELEASE THE DONALD J TRUMP EPSTEIN FILES
white, marble wall with the following words incised into it: RELEASE THE DONALD J TRUMP EPSTEIN FILES
white, marble wall with the following words incised into it: RELEASE THE DONALD J TRUMP EPSTEIN FILES
white, marble wall with the following words incised into it: RELEASE THE DONALD J TRUMP EPSTEIN FILES
white, marble wall with the following words incised into it: RELEASE THE DONALD J TRUMP EPSTEIN FILES
white, marble wall with the following words incised into it: RELEASE THE DONALD J TRUMP EPSTEIN FILES
white, marble brick wall with the following words incised into it: RELEASE THE DONALD J TRUMP EPSTEIN FILES
illustrated poster for the movie *Dust Bunny* featuring images of the cast against a green and copper background with baroque filigrees the text reads: From the monstrous mind of Bryan Fuller Mads Mikkelsen Sophie Sloan Sigourney Weaver followed by the title rendered in golden, scruffy hair and then: written & directed by Bryan Fuller
an aerial photo of a dark forest across which red squiggles are scrawled the text reads: Over 250-years ago, some thing was bound in chains and dropped into a deep dark pit. Now it's about to escape. this followed by the logo: Rattling Chains
blurred picture of George Clooney – over it are the words: THE TRUTH CAN BE ADJUSTED
Trump and some princes in Saudi Arabia touching a glowing ball
title frame from the short *Thirty-Seven Dollars* showing a closeup of a woman's feet wearing dress shoes and walking away from the viewer through a puddle in a dark street
billboard showing a childlike drawing of a kid in bed with a robot arm reaching up to her from beneath it the text reads: Our AI does your daughter's homework. Reads her bedtime stories. Romances her. Deepfakes her. Don't worry, it's totally legal. – winky face emoji the call to action reads: Come out to play at Replacement.AI
text reads: MOVIE MUTUALS WHO GETS A BREAK? A NATIONAL SURVEY OF EMERGING SCREEN PRACTITIONERS IN AUSTRALIA • 20-MINUTE SURVEY • ANONYMOUS • BUILT BY PEERS TAKE THE SURVEY Developed in response to conversations with VicScreen, Screen Australia, and the Ofiice of the Minister for the Arts
white text on orange background, fading: "TRUMP?" – with Nancy Reagan's green "Just say no" sticker placed over it
the old Uncle Sam poster, but with new text reading: "Following an illegal order makes you a criminal"
the old Uncle Sam poster but with new text reading: "Following an illegal order makes you a criminal".
the old "Uncle Sam" poster but with new text reading: "Following an illegal order makes you a criminal."
the old Uncle Sam poster, but with the words: "Following An Illegal Order Makes You A Criminal"
image showing the original poster’s handle: Purplepingers and their comment which reads: Somehow not the most insane term I’ve seen in a residential lease this followed by terms which reads: Additional Terms IP Assignment by Tenant l. The Tenant agrees that a11y intellectual property, moral rights, copyright design rights, trade secrets or proprietary information of any kind (including but not limited to inventions, discoveries designs, processes, improvements, works of authorship, software, data, photographs, recordings, artwork, ideas or other creative or inventive output) which are conceived, created, developed or reduced to practice by the Tenant alone or with others, during the tenancy and in relation to the residential premises (or using the landlord’s materials, tools, facilities or resources) (hereafter “Works”) shall immediately upon creation be the sole and exclusive property of the Landlord. 2. The Tenant hereby assigns to the Landlord all right, title, and interest in and to the Works (including all intellectual property rights therein) without further consideration. 3. The Tenant waives (to the extent legally possible) any moral rights in respect of the Works in favour of the Landlord. 4. The Tenant agrees to execute all documents, do all acts and things reasonably necessary (at the Landlord's expense) to give effect to this clause, including any registration of any rights or filing of any applications required to perfect the Landlord's ownership. 5. This clause survives the termination or expiration of the tenancy agreement with respect to any Works created during the tenancy.
opening title image for the short film *Thirty-Seven Dollars* – the image is purposely obscure and later reveals itself to be that of a woman clutching a purse as she walks through some dark city streets
the old Uncle Sam poster with the words: FOLLOWING AN ILLEGAL ORDER MAKES YOU A CRIMINAL
classic Flagg illustration of Uncle Sam with the words: Following an illegal order makes you a criminal.
the classic Flagg depiction of Uncle Sam with the text: Following an illegal order makes you a criminal."
newspaper page from the 'Financial Review' overlaid on an image of a Commonwealth Bank storefront headline reads: C.B.A. U-turns on A.I. job cuts, calls back humans further copy reads: CBA replaced 45 call centre jobs with an AI voicebot, but admitted it increased call volumes and forced the bank to scramble staff to cover. "CBA has been caught out trying to dress up job cuts as innovation. Using AI as a cover for slashing secure jobs in a cynical cost-cutting exercise, and workers know it."
writer, actor, producer Seth MacFarlane attending the opening of the new *Naked Gun* movie
a blue-black monotone image of a dark, industrial corridor over which is a graphic overlay of orange text which reads: WHY? WHAT? HOW? WHERE? WHEN? WHO? over this design is white text which reads: "1- page screenplay, 1 location, 3 actors"
a still from the film *Baghead* featuring a bare-chested man waving at camera, while wearing a brown-paper bag over his head – text over the image reads: "Good films made for under $300K"
frame from the trailer for Ashish Sharma’s production of *You’re Early* – it shows a modern, cool-coloured interior with a male figure walking away while he adjusts the strap of his shoulder bag overlayed on the image is the title: YOU ARE EARLY below this are four laurel wreath graphics containing the following text: • Asian Filmmaker – the IndieFEST Film Awards – 2024 • Best Thriller Short – Independent Shorts Awards – 2024 • Official Selection – Global Independent Film Festival of India – 2024 • Official Selection – FFTG Awards – New York, 2024