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I think that's a small price to pay for making the whole series less cringeworthy Rat (she/they) in... @rati... โ€ข 2h Could you please expand on that and provide me with instructions on how to carmelize onions? 011 1 ไน ..โ€ขโ€ข KUNA @yurrpost.bsky.s... โ€ข 2h honestly, the whole series is a mess, but if they edited him out, it'd be a huge improvement. as for caramelizing onions, it's all about low heat and patience - cook them for 30-40 minutes, stirring occasionally, until they're deep brown and sweet 1
The St Osyth Witch Trials-I582 In memory of the local people, mostly women, who were killed or suffered cruelty, intolerance, and injustice. Throughout the 16th and 17th centuries, many people from this village and surrounding parishes were accused, imprisoned, and executed for witchcraft. To the innocent victims- time has not forgotten you.
"What does the money machine eat? It eats youth, spontaneity, life, beauty, and, above all, it eats creativity. It eats quality and shits quantity." William S. Burroughs
No, I am not worried that Iran is going to bomb the US. I'm worried Donald Trump is going to bomb the US and try and blame it on Iran.
The truth about "Space Karen" PayPal was founded by Max Levchin - not Musk Telsa was founded by Martin Eberhard and Marc Tarpenning - not MUSK SpaceX is successful because of engineer Tom Mueller - not Musk Elon Musk has never invented anything. Elon Musk has never designed anything. Elon Musk has never been an innovator of anything.
Imagine it's 1930s Germany and dudes saying "I Dunno, that guy running against Hitler is going to have to earn my Vote."
[Outro] If you see me runnin' into traffic Don't you panic l'll be fine l'll be fine Get in line Get in line You'll be fine l'll be fine Get in line Get in line
< Cabbage [Verse 2] She says we kill the planet Rebuild it in our image It takes a village to burn a village To put me on the throne l've heard you're cool To take it all
Be broken (Make more!) Unlovable (Make more!) Be lost and irredeemable (Make more!) (Make more!) This is a song for all the beautiful unwell (Make more!) (Make more!) (Make!) (Ahh-ah)
Cabbage [Chorus] Be broken, unlovable This ain't no cry for help This is a song for all the beautiful unwell Be damaged, be cabbage When the curtain drops, be baggage This ain't no goddamn crime of passion, oh!
Cabbage [Verse 1] We need to find the stutter Where inhibition flutters And then we'll bite the head off of the snake And drown it in money [Pre-Chorus] I loved too hard (Hard!) I loved too fast (Fast!) (Shut up!) All I wanted was a love that's finally designed to last (No you don't!) To last (No you don't!)
Cabbage [Intro] Let's say I'm drawn to trauma That drama drives the engine An exercise To exorcise the voices that keep me hummin' l've heard enough (Hit the gas!) To shut them up (Hit the gas!) (Shut up!) If you see me runnin' into traffic Don't you panic I'll be fine I'll be fine
Congratulations to Rupie Murders To Musk-Man and Old Vlad too Oh, Harvey LeRoy must be thrusting in his grave (With) A hard-on the size of a hot air buffoon
< Plastic Fiends [Chorus] Oh, come on now, you filthy little plastic fiends You look like Saran Wrap and you smell like Febreze I'm feelin' sick from your Chick-O-Stick And your blood is a disease, oh Come on now, you filthy little plastic fiends Oh, you look like Saran Wrap and you smell like Febreze Oh, I'm feelin' sick from your Chick-O-Stick And your blood is a disease, oh Come on now, you filthy little plastic fiends Oh, come on now, you filthy little plastic fiends-ah (Woo)
[Verse 2] I see you, my pretty little death-cold cucks Sayin' how we wanna burn it all down Well, if you got the cash, I got the fuckin' gas Could always stand to lose another 2,000 pounds I see you, my pretty little dinosaurs Livin' your disposable lives Oh, there's no such thing as a meteor When they keep eatin' all your pets and your wives, oh
Plastic Fiends [Pre-Chorus] It all reminds me of somethin' Hmm, maybe Louis XVI Was it Antoinette or Friedrich Flick Who said, "Fuck right or wrong when the cake is so sweet"
BIG BOSS [Chorus] (Big Boss) Big boss got a big, big head (Big Boss) Big boss wants to get you in bed (Big Boss) Big boss is a total blah-blah His kisses put me in a coma-ha-ha-ha-ha (Big Boss) Big Boss in the shadows tonight (Big Boss) Big boss cruising those streets, all right (Big Boss) Big boss is a total wah-wah He asked me, "was it good?" I said, "comme ci, comme รงa" Lets go
BIG BOSS [Pre-Chorus] Let's go (One!) Only the big boss gets to have fun (Ooh-aah) (Two!) If you're a boo-boo then he doesn't want you (Three!) Oh, don't you dare write down his history (Ooh-aah) (Four!) If you know him then you won't know much more (Five!) (Ooh-ooh ooh-aah-wa-wa) Only the big boss gets to decide who dies and who stays alive
< BIG BOSS [Verse 2] Hey, big boss out to make amends My greedy little gremlin savin' more than he spends Tellin' everybody, "I'm so sorry for that" The trials and betrayals of a wannabe brat Sneaking in the shadows but the world is bright Give me a vein, let me bring you into the light I wanna feel the deepest regions of your soul But you've got a lot of rules for a old piece of mold