AsterixSMP

@asterixsmp.bsky.social

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Official Account of the Asterix SMP! Owned by @silana-alithyst.bsky.social and @GamGams.bsky.social Meow Meow! 🐈‍⬛ APPLICATIONS OPEN ON OUR WEBSITE ⬇️ 💚 https://asterixsmp.carrd.co/

A screenshot of a Discord message, containing a screenshot from Minecraft. The message was send by Crab, writing to another member. "@mars get your bird." this, seemingly, is a joking threat. seeing as in the Minecraft screenshot attached, we see Mars's green parrot, while Crab is holding a cookie towards this. this famously kills parrot in minecraft and in real life due to the chocolate content and it being poisonous to parrots. do not feed a parrot a chocolate chip cookie
A Minecraft Screenshot. We are looking at a grass ground with two items floating on it. The modded items amethyst ore block, and the raw amethyst ore. Both have a purple color to them. This Image is here to visualize that this is not about the vanilla amethyst. But a modded ore version seperate from the original. To be honest I'm not sure why the mod dev made them seperate instead of a whole new ore but I digress.
A Minecraft Screenshot. We see a dynamic shot of Deleted Devil, who is holding a bow ready to shoot an arrow. He is aiming slightly to the right in front of him at Silana. Who is a bit further in the back on the right with an apple of their head.
Minecraft Screenshot. FuzballVT is wearing a Kirby hat that covers most of their face and it looks like Kirby is eating them
A Minecraft Screenshot. We see spawn of Asterix SMP. Players Sarah, John Saitok, and Crab are all sitting on a bench. Next to them, we see fuzball breaking it down on top of a trashcan.
An IRL image of Asterix the cat, sitting on a little stool inside the bathtub. He looks towards us with an expression of curiosity. He doesn't know yet that he is about to be bathed though...
Irl picture of Asterix laying on Silana's desk, in the background you can see the screen showing the rainbow road event
A Minecraft Screenshot, we see rainbow road on Asterix SMP with cars all over it
An audio of skit by Thomas Sanders plays. We see a small statue of Asterix who says "I only got 4 hours of sleep last night" then the big Asterix Statue comes into frame and says "Whereas, I, got 13 hours of sleep last night!" "Whats the difference?" then they both say "Nothing" Small Asterix says "we are both tired" big asterix says "absolutely fatigued" then a third Asterix slides into frame, this one being a mob with a fancy Asterix cat model saying "well move over idiots, because I'm you if you got the recommended hours of 8 hours of sleep, and, I, am... exhausted" the other two exclaim "what!?" and the third asterix just says "Yeah I dont, I dont know what to do, at this point."
Silana in this scene is jumping around alongside to the audio. The captions Silana says arnt the same as the audio. The Captions say: "The good news is our SMP applications are open!" "The bad news is the are closing in a week"
Minecraft Scene, we see John Saitok, sitting in what appears to be a bathtub full of water cut in half. The water is also not dripping out like one would assume. How he has done this we still don't know. But we have someone on the case...
A Minecraft Scene with a Dark alleyway with a trashcan in the background. We are mainly looking at a gacha ball Mashine and a claw Mashine in this alleyway.
Real life image of Asterix. A tuxedo cat with his iconic mustache. He is sitting in grass and is turning to us looking at the camera.
Minecraft Scene, we see FuzBallVT doing tricks on a netherbrick fence pole. In the background John Saitok is starring at his friend fuzball.
A Minecraft Scene, a dark grey house with vines all over it. It seems a bit run down. Next to it on the right you can partly see a larger white house
A Minecraft Scene of a White Purple and Black Circus tent in the middle, a green white purple stand on the right, and a cyan magenta merry go round seen on the left.
Asterix the cat, mouth wide open, attacking a Dandelion stem
Discord Screenshot of a Conversation between GamGamsVT and Silana. Here shortened as "G" and "S" G: DISCORD MOBILE IS BACK IN MY AREA G: It went down for a few hours here in the good ol south S: Hey wait a minute... S: Didn't I BAN this guy for bringing in dogs 🤔 S: Seems like I need to fix things........ Gams replied with an Emoji of Jeff from marvel rivals doing a cute face G: I'm the one whos managing the server side stuff tho S: Hmmm S: Well S: I'll let it slide with a warning... S: BUT NO MORE DOGS 🐕 ❌
A Minecraft Screenshot of GamGams standing in front of a Minecraft painting depicting a Minecraft dog
Silana, really really big, towering over us basically in the clouds.
A Minecraft Screenshot. We see Silana Riding a Happy Ghast with a Purple Harness on the left, taking up most of the picture. They are sitting on the ground starring down at Charlotte Emcyrose on the right, who is desperately trying to build a street and tries not to get distracted.