Alexis 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈

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your local lynxiform tf & Majora’s Mask aficionada 27 // she/her // minors DNI (the Republican Party is still trying to kill you btw.)

Zora Link standing upside down in midair while the camera slowly rotates. Above him, a red eighth note similarly rotates, and a text box says “You learned the Goron’s Lullaby!”
I've planned well, no? You would not deny it, if jealousy didn't gnaw at you. But you women are so far gone that you believe you have everything, if things go well in bed. If there's some failure there, you turn what's best and loveliest into what's most despised. Really, mortals should reproduce in some other vessel. The female sex should not exist. Then no more trouble would afflict mankind. CHORUS: Jason, you have framed your words well,
Me with a black eye giving a thumbs up
A video of Zelda64Recompiled launching from a VS Code debugger. When the game starts up, it enters a long loading screen titled “Music Rando Loading…” displaying updating information the current task being performed for music rando.
(Today 2:04 PM) [Photo of Mitch McConnell in the hospital] I lived bitch (Today 2:44 PM) bitch? (Today 4:42 PM) oh god
Hope I don’t lose my hand (Losing your hand factory)
A screenshot of a Gossip Stone hint from Majora’s Mask Recompiled Randomizer. “Fierce Deity’s Mask can be found at Link’s Inventory (Kokiri Sword).”
A photo of a cracked piece of sidewalk concrete with the writing “❤️☮️🎶 ACID RANCH HELP” etched into it
Smiling through it all! Can’t believe this is my life
Would you buy a used car from this man? (Super Mario Land 2 Wario thumbs up sprite)
The MLB+ feed, with fatfur art on it
A screen recording of MM Recomp Rando running in windowed mode. On the title screen, the Buoy Base Galaxy theme from Super Mario Galaxy plays. On the file select screen, It’s Pronounced “Rules” plays. Behind the main window, VSCode can be seen running in debug mode. Between the two windows, there is a File Explorer window open to a folder of Zelda 64 custom sequences. It’s Pronounced “Rules” is an ootrs.
Governor of Minnesota and former Vice Presidential candidate Tim Walz appears on a screen speaking to three aliens, one of whom is 3D.
The NL West standings. The Diamondbacks are tied with the Padres for second place, 4 games behind the Fraudgers, 9.5 games ahead of the Giants, and 11.5 games ahead of the Rockies
[Cat in a Diamondbacks hat and a tie] “I hope i don’t get pissed off” [Factory labeled “pissing me off Factory” (with Diamondbacks logo)]
A screen recording of Zelda 64 Recompiled. The video begins speaking to the Trading Post guy. Link buys a red potion and turns around to show it to the camera as in the Get Item cutscene. The intro to the Snack Zone segment comes in over the recording as a Zelda 64 soundfont cover of the Snack Zone music plays. When the intro transitions away, Link is standing in West Clock Town as the logo shrinks to the bottom corner and the looping portion of the Snack Zone theme plays. Link takes out the potion and drinks it. After a few seconds, he dies. The music continues playing. After a short pause, the Snack Zone outro visual effects play as the music transitions into the outro section.
Kyle Karros lets a weak bases loaded fly by Dalton Rushing (idiot) fall to the ground in the hopes of getting a double play
A photo of a captcha on a screen. The text says “Find the image that has the prize on the left held by the claw in the machine on the right. (1 of 4)”. The captcha is one image of an ancient helmet on the left and a claw machine pulling a toy dragon out of a collection of other items, including a beer bottle and the helmet.
What?
[Asticky Today at 1:55 PM] Thinking about what if Jerma was in 17776 He retires in 2025 and comes back in like 13084 Within 5 minutes of turning on the stream he reads a chat message like 'when are you gonna play yakuza?' (wheezing) god damn it. It's been- it's been eleven thousand years and the first thing you're concerned about is whether I'm gonna play Yakuza? "I made that promise back in fucking like, 2019. you know how much has happened since I've been gone? "Oh yeah, everyone became immortal, we've been alive for tens of thousands of years, nobody knows why.' 'When are you gonna play Yakuza' [Asticky Today at 2:03 PM] "That guy's probably (stifling laughter) that's guy's probably been fucking President of the United States. You like travel the world and live forever and have like, every fucking magical experience in the world, and the first thing you ask is 'when are you gonna play Yakuza'" Thank you for reading my fanfic
Phillies beat Rockies 10-1
5 sheets of decals fanned out like cards in my hand. The decals are the C-button and A button UI elements from Ocarina of Time and Majora’s Mask as they appear on the staves as Link plays the ocarina. (Credit goes to Nerrel for the HD textures)
A kinda crappy illustration of the guy playing the burning piano on the beach but it’s the Happy Mask Salesman on the Great Bay Coast
A screen recording of Zelda 64: Recompiled over VS Code and Windows Explorer. The Sun’s Song/Morning Sequence is randomized to a different track every day.
A screen recording of a view in first-person atop one of the mushrooms in northern Termina Field in Zelda 64 Recompiled beginning around 11:50 in-game. At midnight, Kamaro appears and begins dancing to a Zelda64 soundfont cover of Positive Force from VVVVVV (by samracc).
A yellow bumper sticker sitting flat on a black wooden table. It reads: ''' 𝑲𝑬𝑬𝑷 𝑯𝑶𝑵𝑲𝑰𝑵𝑮! 𝓘’𝓶 𝓵𝓲𝓼𝓽𝓮𝓷𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓽𝓸 SUPER MARIO GALAXY ORIGINAL SOUNDTRACK ♪ 𝒷𝓎 𝑀𝒶𝓇𝒾𝑜 𝒢𝒶𝓁𝒶𝓍𝓎 𝒪𝓇𝒸𝒽𝑒𝓈𝓉𝓇𝒶 ♪ ''' To the right of the text is the cosmic silhouette of Mario with a conductor’s baton from the official album art.
An ICE agent stands in the entrance to a Minneapolis hotel surrounded by observers and reporters, and holds a less-lethal shotgun in his hands. The agent accidentally forgets to keep his neck muscles contracted and his head drops forward. He spots a tear gas canister fastened to his vest and after several seconds of cogs turning, he remembers how to use it and reaches for it while sticking his pellet gun in between his knees. He then grabs the pin and starts straining while making the exact sound you would hear an orc making in a licensed Lord of the Rings video game from 2005 that got panned on IGN, before tossing it underhanded into the crowd with another comical orc sound effect. He picks up his toy from between his knees again, and then notices a person in front of him playing a drum and lets out a few more grunts, possibly trying to emulate the words “back” and “go”, before firing a rubber bullet directly into the person’s chest.
Hasan’s dog looking defeated
He steals a glance up from his instrument, and finds that Lujan is staring at him. In fact, every musician in the orchestra is staring at him, all of them wearing the same expression of stony, barely-contained ang They've been replaced. The orchestra is gone. All seventy of them. The things which have replaced them are not human but alien, ill-proportioned pillars of pinkish-brownish flesh. Each has, at its top, a heavy protuberance studded with goopy biological sensors and rubbery openings, and, sprouting from the very cap, lengths of various kinds of vile, off-coloured moss. They are draped in black and white fabrics, weirdly cut to either conceal or highlight their blobby, inconsistent body structures. Wheeler reels with fright. He almost falls off the front of the stage. His stomach convulses and he wants to vomit, but a frantic fragment of his brain hasn't panicked yet and tells him, Wait. Nothing's changed. That's what humans have always looked like. Right? What's happening? What's wrong? He glances, petrified, out into the darkness of the audience. The silent energy radiating off them has changed. They've been replaced too, he knows. And they know he hasn't. That's what's wrong.
I don’t feel like adding alt text I’m sorry. The DMV is making me wait outside in the snow
Judge Thornhill, whose middle initials stand for Eugene Peter, not Elvis Presley,
The Mountain Village Goron wearing Don Gero’s Mask stuck on his ledge. Beneath his arms, a Fell For It Again Award is pinned, partially obscured, on his chest.
shut the fuck up please shut the fuck up
Link warps from Mountain Village to Clock Town, and snd_ominous_worse plays in the Zelda 64 soundfont
DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm A Wordle game show is in the works at NBC Jimmy Fallon is set to produce. 11:08 AM • Oct 7, 2025 • 209.5K Views
Kurtjmac’s stream at the Far Lands
Cerberus ULTRAKILL dashes
A screen recording of The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask Recompiled. The Balatro theme is playing in the MM64 soundfont as Link stands at the default spawn position in South Clock Town. I pull up the menu and navigate to the Quest page, where I take the cursor to a nonexistent option on the ocarina staff. After a second or so, a black rectangle appears and each of the pause menu pages begins spinning clockwise on a horizontal axis. After a short while, the black rectangle disappears. The Recomp menu comes up briefly. The Balatro music continues playing through all of this.
The current state of the National League wildcard race. The Diamondbacks are 0.5 games behind the Mets, who hold the third slot. The Reds are 1.0 games behind the Mets.
Rockies win
The Clock Town general store in a randomizer. The store is carrying a map of Woodfall, the Great Fairy Mask, a silver rupee, Odolwa's remains, the Captain's Hat, a red potion, an Ocean Spider House token, and the Deku Mask
Padres 1 - Mets 7. Bottom of the second