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she/they | tired bisexual 💗💜💙 | cat mom | minors DNI pls im allergic political views: ✨arm orca pods with missiles ✨keep billionaires out of space

photoshop edit where i pasted my black cat Phoebe into a screenshot from Titanic. Phoebe is sprawled out on the couch from Rose's stateroom, looking at the camera with a pensive expression, ready to be drawn like one of Jack's french girls

photo of my black cat Phoebe sitting on her fuzzy pink window perch, basking in the afternoon sun

crudely drawn meme of a guy standing alone in the corner at a party holding a cup and wearing a party hat looking really bummed out. there are equally-crudely drawn figures around him dancing and smiling and having fun. text next to the guy in the corner reads "they don't know i spend hours putting makeup on my cat in GIMP so she'll look nice in the art i make"

photo edit i made in the style of a postcard where i pasted a cutout of my black cat, Phoebe (who is missing half of her right ear) into a photo taken in the jungles of Borneo, Malaysia. in the photo, a Sunda clouded leopard was caught by a trail cam at night and her eyes are glowing like orange lasers. the Phoebe cutout is very low-res and she's just a dark cat-shaped void with two bright glowing laser eyes. text on the image reads "Borneo, Malaysia"

photo edit i made in the style of a vintage postcard where i pasted my black cat Phoebe (who is missing half of her right ear) into a photo of the exterior of the Titanic Museum in Pigeon Forge, Tennessee. in the photo, a 1/2 scale replica of the original RMS Titanic looms large and majestically over a building next to it that's made to look like an old office for the White Star Line (old company no longer in existence that owned Titanic and her sister ships). the Titanic replica takes up most of the photo. the cutout of my cat Phoebe that i pasted in shows her sitting attentively in the foreground looking at the camera wearing a pensive expression. i added grainy filters over the postcard edit to make it look aged as though it were a relic of a bygone age when Titanic and her sisters still existed. text underneath the postcard reads "Titanic Museum -- Pigeon Forge, TN"

photo edit in the style of a postcard i made. original photo is of a scene in the famous fish market in the equally famous Pike Place Market in Seattle, Washington. there is a man (one of the fishmongers aka fishmarket employees) standing in the center of the photo looking at the camera and holding a King Salmon. there are fish on huge beds of ice behind him and there are signs sticking in the ice detailing the type of fish and their price. i pasted my black cat Phoebe (who is missing half of her right ear) in the photo. she is sitting and looking up at the man holding the fish, yellow eyes bright, wide, and pleading. she's really hoping he'll give her some fish. text on the image reads "Pike Place Market, Seattle, WA"

photo of an albatross perched on the coast of South Georgia Island in the South Atlantic ocean. the cruise ship MS World Discover is floating in the bay behind the bird

photo edit i made in the style of a postcard where i pasted my black cat Phoebe (who is missing half of her right ear) into a photo of Santorini, Greece. text at the top in very retro-looking fonts reads "Greetings from" and underneath that in big pink semi-transparent letters "Santorini" and underneath that "Greece". phoebe is on one of Santorini's white wall balconies. she is sitting attentively and properly like the perfect little lady she is, her yellow eyes are bright, open, and friendly

picture of a spiral galaxy onto which i put a progress bar that's partly filled in. text under the bar says "14% ($560/$4,000)". text to the right of the galaxy reads "Phoebe's Dental Fund Progress". i also pasted a picture of my black kitty Phoebe (who is missing half of her right ear) sort of sprawled out with her front leg extended over the progress bar so it kinda looks like she's chillin on it. she's illuminated by the galaxy and she's looking at the camera

photo edit where i pasted my black kitty Phoebe into a photo of Tromso, Norway. she is loafing on a snowy rock by the strait, facing away from us, looking thoughtfully out at the city and the Northern Lights. text on the left reads "Tromso" and on the right "Norway"

photo edit where i pasted my black kitty Phoebe into a photo of Tromso, Norway. she is loafing on a snowy rock by the strait, facing away from us, looking thoughtfully out at the city and the Northern Lights. text at the bottom reads "Tromso" and underneath that "Norway"

Historian Lonnie Bunch, the Smithsonian's current secretary, is the first African American to lead the institution. In an unrelated interview that aired Sunday on NBC's "Meet the Press," Bunch said "the notion of being a more perfect union, not the perfect union, is really what motivates me."

"I think what I want people to understand is that there is a responsibility to continue to make those aspirations available, accessible, meaningful to a whole range of people," Bunch said. "And that, in essence, America's greatest strength, it's not running away from its history, but it's understanding how that history shaped us and continues to shape us."

i, bluesky user astrobride, highlighted "America's greatest strength, it's not running away from its history, but it's understanding how that history shaped us and continues to shape us." in yellow for emphasis

my black cat Phoebe (who is missing half of her right ear) is curled up on a beige blanket on my lap. her beautiful black fur is being illuminated and made extra shiny by the overhead light

person in goofy glasses wth a pink towel draped over their shoulders toasting with a giant pink margarita chalice

photo edit of my black cat Phoebe (who is missing half of her right ear) where i pasted her into a photo of the Atlanta airport. i also pasted some plane tickets into her mouth. she's in the middle of a long boarding gate hallway thing

photo edit where i pasted my black cat Phoebe (who is missing half of her right ear) into a photo of the large blue reclining Buddha statue at the Buddhist temple of Nanzo-In on the island of Kyushu, Japan. Phoebe is laying down next to the Buddha and it sort of looks like her head is resting against him. text at the top reads "Japan" and underneath that "Buddha at Nanzo-In".

screenshot of the AirNow fire and smoke map centered around Washington DC. all air quality monitoring stations are lit up in colors of orange (not great) and red (definitely not good) and purple (VERY unhealthy) -- likely due to Trump's firework display for the 4th of July

photo edit where i pasted my black cat Phoebe (who is missing half of her right ear) onto a photo of a cenote in Yucatan, Mexico. Phoebe is loafing and lifting her face to the afternoon sun in the original photo of her i used. text overlay on image reads "Yucatan, Mexico" on the top and "Enjoy every meowment..." on the bottom

text at the top reads "How it works". under that is a cutout of my black cat Phoebe (who is missing half of her right ear) against a semi-transparent background inside of a polaroid frame. text on polaroid frame reads "Your location here" with a smiley face next to it. next to the polaroid text reads "For every $2+ donation, I will Photoshop her into any location you want! Just put your request in the message box on Ko-fi when sending your donation. If you don't have a specific request, I'll pick out a location. The photo edits will be posted on my Bluesky and Ko-fi."

screenshot of Rosamund Pike as the character Amy Dunne from the movie Gone Girl drinking a glass of wine while crying but also wearing kind of a tense expression. she's in the middle of venting to someone off-screen and making a dramatic fist-clenching gesture

photo of director Martin Scorsese. text overlay reads "This is cinema." - Martin Scorsese

photo edit where i pasted my black cat Phoebe (who is missing half of her right ear) onto a photo inside Katz's Delicatessen in New York City

photo edit of my black cat Phoebe (who is missing half of her right ear) where i pasted her into a photo of the Atlanta airport. i also pasted some plane tickets into her mouth. she's in the middle of a long boarding gate hallway thing

photo edit where i pasted my black cat Phoebe (who is missing half of her right ear) onto a photo of a cenote in Yucatan, Mexico. Phoebe is loafing and lifting her face to the afternoon sun in the original photo of her i used. text overlay on image reads "Yucatan, Mexico" on the top and "Enjoy every meowment..." on the bottom

photo edit of my black cat Phoebe (who is missing half of her right ear) where i pasted her into a photo of the Atlanta airport. i also pasted some plane tickets into her mouth. she's in the middle of a long boarding gate hallway thing

photo edit where i pasted my black kitty Phoebe (who is missing half of her right ear) into a photo taken by esteemed bluesky poster and vtuber BonniculaLive when she was on a trip to Radium Springs, Georgia. Phoebe is sitting very properly and politely on a stone retaining wall gazing into the camera, her yellow eyes bright and friendly. the wall is next to a spring surrounded by cypress trees. text overlay on the image reads "Wish You Were Here!"

photo edit of my black cat Phoebe (who is missing half of her right ear) where i pasted her into a photo of the Atlanta airport. i also pasted some plane tickets into her mouth. she's in the middle of a long boarding gate hallway thing

photo edit where i pasted my small black cat Phoebe onto bluesky poster and esteemed vtuber BonniculaLive's photo she took on her trip to Radium Springs, Georgia. Phoebe is loafing on the bed in front of Bonni. there is a rainbow gradient text overlay that reads "Greetings From Radium Springs". Bonnicula's original photo is of a hotel room from the perspective of the person lying in bed, a pile of crumpled sweaty clothes on the bed. Her legs are bare and spread, bulge in her purple underwear visible as she tries to cool in the air conditioner

a photo edit where i pasted my black kitty Phoebe (who is missing half of her right ear) over a photo of the Pyramids of Giza. text over the image reads "Greetings from the Jewel of the Nile". there is an overlay behind the text consisting of glowing green beams of light emanating from a fixed point in the center of the text, suggestive of magic and mysticism

the original photo of Phoebe i used for this photostop edit was taken during one of those rare occasions where she's well-lit (oh the struggle of black cats) and the afternoon sunlight revealed the beautiful red-brown tones in her black fur. she is looking at the camera, her yellow eyes gazing deep into the viewer's soul. there is a certain seriousness about her expression

photo edit of my black cat Phoebe (who is missing half of her right ear) where i pasted her into a photo of the Atlanta airport. i also pasted some plane tickets into her mouth. she's in the middle of a long boarding gate hallway thing

photo edit of my black cat Phoebe (who is missing half of her right ear) where i pasted her into a photo of the Atlanta airport. i also pasted some plane tickets into her mouth. she's in the middle of a long boarding gate hallway thing

photo edit where i pasted my kitty Phoebe onto a low wall inside the lobby of the Renaissance Waverly Hotel in Atlanta, Georgia

photo edit of my black cat Phoebe (who is missing half of her right ear) where i pasted her into a photo of the Atlanta airport. i also pasted some plane tickets into her mouth. she's in the middle of a long boarding gate hallway thing

a photo edit where i pasted my kitty named Phoebe into a photo of a room in Grand Hotel on Mackinac Island, Michigan. the room is very fancy and ornate (as is every room in this hotel). it's difficult to describe the decor but it's kind of modern baroque mixed with strong shabby chic elements. definitely a very maximalist design style. the bed has a sort of fancy window curtain mounted on the wall behind it to evoke a canopy but said curtain doesn't really jut out to envelop the bed like an ordinary canopy would -- if that makes sense. there is a small chandelier on the ceiling. Phoebe is curled up on the bed looking very comfy like she belongs there

photo edit of my black cat Phoebe (who is missing half of her right ear) where i pasted her into a photo of the Atlanta airport. i also pasted some plane tickets into her mouth. she's in the middle of a long hallway thingy under a sign that reads "Walk through Atlanta history" and there are historical blurbs and pictures on the walls. a screenshot from the cursed video tape from Ringu is playing on each of the four visible tv screens that's above the walkway (i assume they're for gate announcements or other airport-y things)

photo edit of my black cat Phoebe (who is missing half of her right ear) where i pasted her into a photo of the Atlanta airport. i also pasted some plane tickets into her mouth. she's in the middle of a long hallway thingy under a sign that reads "Walk through Atlanta history" and there are historical blurbs and pictures on the walls. the Atlanta Hartsfield-Jackson airport has lots of weird specialty areas like this.

my small black cat (who is missing half of her right ear ) named Phoebe is curled up on a green blanket, her yellow-green eyes alert and trained on the TV screen (off-camera) where the Artemis II splashdown was playing

photoshop edit where i pasted my black cat Phoebe into a photo of the Eiffel Tower. Phoebe is curled up on a low wall next to a sitting woman who has her back to the camera. the woman has her arms thrown out in an excited gesture as if to say "here it is! wow! the Eiffel Tower!" text overlay reads "Wish You Were Here!"

in return for your kind support, each $2+ tip gets you...
✨1 silly photoshop edit of my kitty at any irl location you want -- just specify where in the message w/ your tip!
✨if i haven't received a specific request from you after idk a few days or so, i'll just pick a place for you i think is cool :)
✨i will drop the bsky link to your edit in a post here 💜

my small black cat (who is missing half of her right ear ) named Phoebe is curled up on a green blanket, her yellow-green eyes alert and trained on the TV screen (off-camera) where the Artemis II splashdown was playing

photoshop edit where i pasted my black cat Phoebe into a screenshot from Titanic. Phoebe is sprawled out on the couch from Rose's stateroom, looking at the camera with a pensive expression, ready to be drawn like one of Jack's french girls

photoshop edit where i pasted my black cat Phoebe into a photo of the Eiffel Tower. Phoebe is curled up on a low wall next to a sitting woman who has her back to the camera. the woman has her arms thrown out in an excited gesture as if to say "here it is! wow! the Eiffel Tower!" text overlay reads "Wish You Were Here!"

photo of my black cat named Phoebe (who is missing half of her right ear). she is standing on a brown cat tree, her green eyes looking wistfully into the distance

Zohran Mamdani (aka "America's Mayor" himself) sitting down and leaning against a wall, looking defeated. subtitle on the picture reads "Oh god I want to die."

the following passage is from the article linked in the skeet that i'm quote-skeeting above:

"QTS, a major data center developer with facilities across the country, disputes the accusation.

The company, which is owned by the private equity firm Blackstone, touts a “closed‑loop” cooling system, which it says does not consume water for cooling. Like a laptop or cellphone, the chips housed in data centers can easily overheat — generally requiring a lot of water to cool them."

i've highlighted the word "Blackstone" in yellow from the above caption. Blackstone is a huge private equity firm that practically owns the whole world. most damningly they've been implicated in a lot of things like this in recent years where companies they own bought up regional power companies and such, then jacked up everyone's rates and gave them sky-high power bills

map of my home state Georgia's drought situation as of Thursday, May 7, 2026. it looks pretty grim. there's not a single snippet of Georgia that isn't in severe drought or worse. the scale goes like this: exceptional is the worst, followed by extreme, severe, moderate, and abnormally dry. most of the state is either in extreme drought or exceptional drought. South Georgia (where those two really bad wildfires were that started earlier last month in April) is the worst with the biggest section of exceptional-level drought.

Rihanna lowering her sunglasses to look at something off-screen, her mouth agape. it's the kind of expression you'd make if you noticed someone really, really hot across the way and you need to just kinda take it all in for a sec

video of my tiny black cat phoebe making a silly trilling noise (sounds kind of like when we humans roll our Rs like in Spanish for instance). she's walking towards me around some moving boxes, and she rubs against one of the boxes, curling her tail around it momentarily

a chimpanzee asleep in a bed with a soft smile on her face. the text "SOCIAL CUE RECEIVED" is plastered over the picture in the style of a Dark Souls "BONFIRE LIT" message

photo of the cruise ship Celestyal Journey at sea. she's on the smaller side for a cruise ship, comparatively. bottom half of her hull is dark blue while the top half is white. very few balcony suites, instead most of her rooms just have the normal porthole-style windows. her lifeboats are also positioned higher up than most normal cruise ships today which usually place them closer to the waterline. she has one weird shaped funnel like thing on top closer to the stern. lastly, her bow is nice and pointy

map of the House of Representatives districts that are "in play" for the 2026 midterm elections according to the Democratic Congressional Campaign Committee. the states with districts allegedly up for grabs by the Democrats include: Alaska, Arizona, Colorado, Florida, Iowa, Kentucky, Maine, Minnesota, Michigan, Missouri, Montana, North Carolina, Nebraska, New Jersey, New York, Ohio, Pennsylvania, South Carolina, Tennessee, Texas, Virginia, and Wisconsin. the rest of the states are greyed out, including mine (Georgia) which I've circled in black

photo of my tiny silly black cat named Phoebe (who is missing half of her right ear). she is loafing on her fuzzy brown cat tower, looking at something off-camera

stock photo of a woman shaving her head and looking kinda anguished about it

close-up photo of my tiny black cat Phoebe (who is missing half of her right ear). in the photo, she is loafing on my bedroom carpet, half of her face illuminated by the afternoon sun

a leopard in a cardboard box with a thought bubble above her head that reads "very open-ended, all-natural, the purrfect price"

New York twice-mayoral candidate Curtis Sliwa who is a notorious cat aficianado and crime hater with a speech bubble below him

“I certainly support President Trump and his 2027 budget request,” he said on CBS News’ “Face the Nation” program.

“Look, we have a ’26 appropriations. We have $10 billion in supplemental funding” from the budget reconciliation bill enacted last July. “These resources are the only reason we can accelerate production to get to the moon, to add a mission in ’27, which is Artemis 3, to build the moon base and do all the other things.”

“I think the American public and the taxpayers should be judging NASA based on outcomes, and not how quickly we can spend money every year,” he said.

a small black cat (who is missing half of her right ear) named Phoebe is curled up on a blue blanket with yellow stars, looking very mystical and comfy