Andrew

@athomaskaye.bsky.social

1106 Followers 459 Following

You guys want a drink or something. I think I have diet coke and lemonade and maybe some coffee from this morning. He/him.

"a succulent chinese meal" except it's "a succulent grecian nymph"
A beautiful picture from the back of a small fishing boat of Lake Erie with a fishing rod held by a hand off camera
An app screenshot showing I deadlifted 455
The tweet describes Tom Holland stating that he thought Christopher Nolan hated his performances during filming of the Odyssey, because Nolan would cut after 3 minutes. Only later did he realize that the movie was being filmed in IIMAX, which only runs 3 minutes at a time.
a wretched creature
a bowl of potatoes and cabbage and sausage and mustard with a beer in a frosted mug
A spoiler-free screenshot from the following letter that K. A. Applegate wrote to her fans https://www.hiracdelest.com/database/articles/kaa_response-full.htm
Your Ad Here asking "who fucking makes these" about a meme that we all immediately clocked as a recurruing theme amidst a niche community of people extraordinarily hyperfocusing on one special interest
Some automated email from Nextdoor saying "I carry and will gladly use it on any person"
An older black lab curled up on a dog bed piled high with blankets and soft toys. She's dreaming of committing many squirrel murders
solo cup and gun meme
A picture of Erlich Haaland saying "Mexico, los vengare!" which translates to "I will avenge them"
Jordan pickford vs Erling Haaland imagined as the Sword Fantasy Meme
"I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream" is a post-apocalyptic short story by American writer Harlan Ellison. It was first published in the March 1967 issue of IF: Worlds of Science Fiction. The story depicts an AI uprising in which a military supercomputer named AM gains sentience and eradicates humanity except for five individuals. These survivors are kept alive by AM to endure endless torture as a form of revenge against its creators. The story unfolds through the eyes of Ted, the narrator, detailing their perpetual misery and quest for canned food in AM's vast, underground complex, only to face further despair. Ellison's narrative was minimally altered upon submission and tackles themes of technology's misuse, humanity's resilience, and existential horror. "I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream" has been adapted into various media, including a 1995 computer game co-authored by Ellison, a comic-book adaptation, and a BBC Radio 4 play. Ellison himself recorded an audiobook version and starred as the voice of AM in the video game and radio play adaptations. The story received critical acclaim for its exploration of the potential dangers of artificial intelligence and the human condition, underscored by Ellison's innovative use of punchcode tapes as narrative transitions, embodying AM's consciousness and its philosophical ponderings on existence.
Weather app screenshot that says it's 85 f and feels like 97
The guy from Conan's podcast who goes Jeff Epstein? The New York financier?
1 Corinthians 13:11 King James Version 11 When I was a child, I spake as a child, I understood as a child, I thought as a child: but when I became a man, I put away childish things.
A protest sign designed as a Palestinian flag with the words I HATE A NEUTRAL ASS BITCH
If I speak the feds will arrest me
A media server with absolutely fucking insane specs including 36tb of hard drive space and 128gb of RAM
Progressive Field in Cleveland during a Guardians/Mariners game
https://theonion.com/do-my-empty-threats-mean-nothing-to-you-1819584312/ Lately, I’ve been getting the impression that you’re not taking me very seriously. Yesterday, you barely even looked in my direction when I told you that when I’m through with you you’ll wish you’d never been born. Well if you believe you can just tune out Greg Swanson’s warnings, you’ve got another thing coming. So you better wise up, or I swear to God I’ll eventually live up to my promise to make your life a living hell.
Most people rejected his message AN EGG CANNOT LAY AN EGG Shut up! They hated Masayoshi Son because he was a dumbass
A guy in full armor smoking a cigarette
I'm not falling for that electoral commentary. That's clearly someone with a fetish for losing elections. I refuse to participate in that kind of perversion.
My divinely inspired vision in which God has demanded that I be given a Slate truck and mount six 550w solar panels to each side and a 30mm anti-aircraft cannon on the back. Anyone who says it is impossible is a fool and a heretic.
Victorias Bakery Chesterland showing a truly incredible amount of variety in their lattes including mango sticky rice matcha and tiramisu latte and a Brazilian lemonade whatever tf that is
The "I'm Stupid Faster" meme template I'm reading steering the craft To get better at writing? To use as a reference to write a short story framed as an academic paper
Gwyneth Paltrow smoking a cigarette
RTGame shivering with anticipation while voicing his dearest support for carpeted bathrooms
A very handy guide to augment Anthony Moser's Kirby Reframing rhetorical device to deny fascists their ability to set the frame for a discussion. It's a simple triple Venn Diagram of Nazi Shit, Pedo Shit, and Scam Shit, and the secret sauce is that literally every single action this government takes is actually all three. But don't mention that just pick one and hammer it home in every conversation you have with The Median Voter.
Cowabunga it is
Anthony Bourdain with a speech bubble
A Venn Diagram in which the circles are barely overlapping. One side says "People who are Pretty Good or Better At Computers" and the other side says "People who understand that other people's internal reality is at least as valid as their own"
RISE RISE RISE Where's your anger? Where's your fucking rage?
A truly bad picture of a huge poster of an adorable cat with the phrase DO IT FOR HIM on top
Miyazaki smoking
Sailor Jupiter ripping a dart with a case of PBR
Anime girl looking at her computer and punching the wall so hard it buckles in dismay
A bookcase filled with decades of forgotten John Grisham, Tom Clancy, and other random ass books, including children's books for kids who probably served in world war 2.
A sandwich with lemon pepper halloumi, avocado, lettuce, dill and lemon and red pepper hummus.
A black lab sitting stoically on the side of a hill, with a gorgeous pond and treeline behind her. It is golden hour.
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A bowl of fruit salad with whipped cream in a clear bowl with The Tapestries of Fate: An Amina El Sarafi Story by Shannon Chakraborty in the background