Atomic Lobster, still wishing ill on JK Rowling

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He/his Love all animals, especially the unlovable ones. Not a scientist or artist or anything exciting, just a disabled person striving to keep sane in an increasingly off kilter world. And fair warning I tend to post a lot of arachnids and the like

Screenshot from bluesky with the following text: rahaeli @rahaeli.bsky.social Every respirator is a good option if you get a good fit on it, and what's a good fitting mask for you is not going to be a good fitting mask for other people, etc! A formal fit test costs a bunch of money, but you can approximate it at home with a perfume atomizer, some Sweet and Low-- 11:55 AM · Jan 18, 2026 3 reposts 1 quote 22 likes 13 saves rahaeli @rahaeli.bsky.social · 6mo --and a garbage bag: dump a bunch of Sweet and Low in water in the perfume atomizer, shake it up, put garbage bag loosely over your head without wearing mask, spray atomizer, verify you can taste it just by breathing. (If not, add more S&L to the water until you can.) rahaeli @rahaeli.bsky.social · 6mo Eat something salty to clear your mouth, put mask on, adjust until you think it's a good fit, put garbage bag over head, spray atomizer, breathe. If you don't taste it, you pass the fit test!
Black cat on the back of a rocking chair covered with a white sheet facing the photographer, their front paws go around the corner of the chair. At the top white text on a back background says "Cat parents will hear their cats go "mrrrp" in a certain tone from another room and be like "oh hold on my cat wants the sink turned on."
Sketch of a theropod attack on a sauropod which has been brutally rebuffed. With two stomped underfoot and a third being pooped upon. The fourth unfortunate is getting their throat cut by the whip tail with the fifth being trapped under a fallen tree branch and its tail being clamped in the jaws of the sauropod. The art is titled "failed ambush" and there is a signature at the bottom right which I unfortunately can't make out. It also has supca 2012 underneath the signature, presumably where it was drawn.
Two different pictures of flowers planted in potholes in roads, the rightmost picture has a spray of multicoloured flowers while the leftmost has 3 potholes with red flowers planted in them and white spray paint round the perimeter,
Drawing of an albino opossum running past two servers while holding a magnet with its tail, at the top are the words: "Do you fucking mind" And at the bottom the words: "I'm running through a crypto mine with a big magnet"
"We are gonna get through this together" comic of an opossum and raccoon crossing a street together to keep each other safe. artist appears to be 2birds1pencil
2 pictures of a plastic shark on a toilet tank, in the first one the mouth is closed and in the second one it is open to show whats inside, period supplies! The text accompanying them is Blue head icon: Can I get a pad? Me: In the shark Blue head icon: What? The second picture is the same text just this time you can see the shark mouth is open to show period supplies,
Flamingo on its back in the water with legs akimbo and looking kind of goofy.
CHUCK LORRE PRODUCTIONS, #262 As best as I can tell, life is intolerable. Oh, not always of course. A case can be made for all the big wonders and little blessings and blah, blah, blah. But when you really boil it down, our entire existence rests on a few really ugly premises. First, life, and by that I mean the big life, life with a capital L, must ingest other life in order for it to remain life. Or, put another way, in order to witness the miracle of creation, we must continually eat, and then poop out, a little bit of that miracle. Second, one of the charming side effects of sentient life is emotional pain. The fact that dead and fermenting plant life creates alcohol - a terrific anesthetic for emotional pain - might cause one to think that this is, by nature, a compassionate universe. Think again. Keep dulling that pain with booze and you wind up, if you're lucky, in a church basement sharing your tears with complete strangers. If you're not lucky, you wind up on a waiting list for a motorcyclist's liver. And finally, there is the ever-present knowledge of death. In order to "more fully appreciate the gift of life," we all get to ponder a violently sudden or slow and agonizingly painful descent into oblivion -- after which our beloved bodies turn into the stuff of nightmares. Which brings me back to my original premise: life is intolerable. But rather than go gently into that creepy night, I've decided to start a petition to protest the fundamental conditions of existence. I know it's not much, but it's a start. And damnit, I'm just the guy to do it! The petition is available at chucklorre.com. Sign on now and make your voice heard before you're dead and your vocal chords are being eaten by a swarm of disgusting bugs.
Male model standing in front of a lake wearing a BugShirt (basically a longsleeved shirt but with breathable mesh under the arms and armpit area and more mesh over the face)
Screenshot of a twitter post by themightyglamazon I enforce federal worker health and safety and pollution regulations. When I was learning my trade, when my classmates and I were having a chuckle over the "well duh" level of specificity written into the Code of Federal Regulations (try "no hazardous material shall be stored in crew berthing" on for size),I will never forget the silence that followed when our instructor spoke these words: "Your regulations are written in blood." These regulations were not written on a whim. They were written because someone thought they could cut costs by storing however many more pounds of a radioactive, toxic, carcinogenic, or whatever else material in the same rooms where the human beings they paid to transport those materials slept, and then did that. because no one was telling them not to. They were written because people died. Horrifically. Because unregulated capitalism values profit over human life and suffering. Can I say it again for those not paying attention? Unregulated capitalism values profit over human life and suffering.
Brown text at the top left of the picture says "Give your cat a place to rest...other than your keyboard" At the bottom in black text with a white background it says "Give your cat the FLOATING JUDGMENT BOX to allow them to stare at your unfinished work from afar" The top 3/4 is a picture of a woman typing on a keyboard and an orange cat sitting in a wooden tray perched on the corner of her desk and staring at her.
Crab meme with the text in white on a black background "This is Reginald everyone say "hi Reginald" He doesn't like the taxman But remember he on appears on alternating tuesdays in the upper right corner of the meme is a giant Japanese spider crab
anadromous /ə-năd′rə-məs/ adjective 1. Migrating up rivers from the sea to breed in fresh water. Used of fish. 2. Ascending rivers from the sea, at certain seasons, for breeding, as the salmon, shad, etc. 3. Tending upwards; -- said of terns in which the lowest secondary segments are on the upper side of the branch of the central stem. The American Heritage® Dictionary of the English Language, 5th Edition • More at Wordnik
meme with white text on a black background and a picture at the bottom gena7125 Mitch McConnell's hospitalization got me thinking. If a U.S. senator is hospitalized for months and can't vote or represent the people who elected them, why is there no process to determine whether they're still able to serve? Most Americans have to justify missing a single day of work. Picture of Mitch McConnell looking especially turtley at the bottom
chipmunk wearing cowboy hat and bandana over the words "avenge me"
Bumper sticker of a cyclist flying through the air with a tacod front wheel and a car in the background obviously having hit the cyclist and the words "Politicize My Death" on it top and bottom
Orange cat biting fiercely into a corn on the cob muzzle all wrinkled with the bite force, captioned with the words "You're afraid to be corny" at the top and "but I was born on the cob"
Giant brown bear hiding behind a teeny tiny tree, you can basically see the whole bear.
Mother ambylpygi carrying her young on her back, the mother is black with brown stripes on her rear legs and the young have green abdomens with everything else being white. Photograph is by Jordan Cadiot.
An opossum in a rainbow sweater standing on grass and looking all cute. Captioned at the top with the words "a SPECIAL place in hell? for ME?" and at the bottom "that is actually really thoughtful :) "
Friendly oversized antlered sculpture waving its long metal fingers at you. Its body appears to be made out of antlers and various unidentifiable things including wood and vines.
Blue lobster chilling on the bottom of an aquarium with a photoshopped hat on and captioned with the text "Birthday Pinches coming your way!"
screenshot of a conversation from tumblr or twitter. At the top are two pictures of an eel that looks remarkably like an aged banana all brown spots on yellow background with the following text. "This variant of the Goldentail / Bastard Moray is known as the Banana Eel due to its colouration and markings resembling a ripe banana. (source) nicepost sorry the what? the what moray scientist: let's call you the... goldentail banana eel: [bites scientist] scientist: Okay motherfucker, new idea:
Tabby kitty named Rue laying on her side on my Moms lap with her left front foot keeping Mom from turning the page in her book.
Screenshot of a section from an article. Instead, here’s what she does: Open a window on the opposite side of the driver—like the rear left window if you’re in the driver’s seat. Then, and here’s the fun part, rapidly open and close the driver’s door a few times. Yes, she admits you might “look like a bit of an idiot,” but trust the process. The Science Behind the Weird-Looking Door Flap It might seem silly, but here’s how it works. According to Fry, when you swing the door open and shut quickly, it creates an area of low pressure that pushes the hot air out. This movement causes something called “bulk flow,” which basically forces the stifling hot air inside the car to rush out. With the window open on the other side, fresh air flows in to replace the hot air that just got swept away. Do it two or three times and boom—your car’s temperature drops dramatically. “Suddenly it’s beautifully temperate,” she says.
Blue lobster chilling on the bottom of an aquarium with a photoshopped hat on and captioned with the text "Birthday Pinches coming your way!"
Portable bidet from Bathkity showing it stretched out and folded up to fit in its reservoir. Also pictured is its box and charging cord.
Screenshot of comments from the article that nicely summarizes my feeling Ducker 9 hours ago Great idea, far too expensive. El Elsatico 8 hours ago 2000's stylings, 2020's pricing. I feel I could have gotten this phone free when I started a new contract with T-mobile... Mate are you joking 10 hours ago Five hundred dollarydoos?! steve 8 hours ago I'll stick with my $35 dollar Samsung flip, from Wal-Mart.
Rue my tabby kitty, with her little paws crossed as she lies on her side with her face half in shadow and one of her paws on Moms book to keep her from turning the page.
Why we don't "nope" here...or "burn the house down" or "kill it with fire:" Because even if it's hilarious, it promotes the idea that spiders are disgusting, dangerous or scary. Many people kill every spider they see, because of this idea. We want people to unlearn this idea. Almost every spider you see is harmless. The negative stereotypes of spiders are based in a culture of ignorance and superstition. We like spiders here. We hope everyone will learn to like them. Spider picture at the top just underneath the first 5 words, a small brown/yellow papery sort. At the bottom it identifies the spider type and photographer in yellow text Matidia sp (Clubionidae) Morowali, Sulawesi, Indonesia by Arlo Pelegrin
White text on black background consisting of these words: Fuck off. Then keep fucking off. Keep fucking off until you get to a gate with a sign saying "you cant fuck off past here." Climb over the gate, dream the impossible dream, and keep fucking off forever.
Blue lobster chilling on the bottom of an aquarium with a photoshopped hat on and captioned with the text "Birthday Pinches coming your way!"
A chicken coop with at least two feet of hardware cloth prepared to be buried under the dirt that has been excavated.
Blue lobster chilling on the bottom of an aquarium with a photoshopped hat on and captioned with the text "Birthday Pinches coming your way!"
A man putting wood into a woodchipper. Text reads "wtf why is he putting logs in the landlord machine"
Mrs. Roberts receives a call from her son's school. The caller, likely one of the school's administrators, asks if she really named her son Robert'); DROP TABLE Students;--, a rather unusual name. Perhaps surprisingly, Mrs. Roberts responds in the affirmative, claiming that she uses the nickname "Little Bobby Tables." As the full name is read into the school's system's databases without data sanitization, it causes the "Students" table in the database to be dropped, meaning it gets deleted.
Mission Piggyback MK2 Folding Teen to Adult Special Needs Bike Trailer 24" Wheels
Screenshot from a timeline of two posts, angry rat above wide eyed and innocent looking black pug
2 panel meme from Nightmare before Christmas of the mayor of Haloweentown saying "There's only 365 days until next Halloween!" And the werewolf saying "364!"
Blue lobster chilling on the bottom of an aquarium with a photoshopped hat on and captioned with the text "Birthday Pinches coming your way!"
Bear hiding behind a tree, you can't see its face but the entire body up and including the ears (such cute little round ones) is on display. Nothing to see here move along ;)
A brown bear hiding behind a tiny dead tree while surrounded by white flowers in the field.
orange kitty in harness with their two front paws stiff legged and an adorable frown on their little face
Blue lobster chilling on the bottom of an aquarium with a photoshopped hat on and captioned with the text "Birthday Pinches coming your way!"
Picture of a European Lobster (a snazzy looking lobster with purple main body and pincers along with blue legs and red antennae & mouth parts) with the words "appease the citation crustacean and cite your sources" at top and bottom in standard white block letters.
Picture of a European Lobster (a snazzy looking lobster with purple main body and pincers along with blue legs and red antennae & mouth parts) with the words "appease the citation crustacean and cite your sources" at top and bottom in standard white block letters.
two panel meme of an anime femme holding a sign with a happy expression. in the first panel the sign reads "if our struggle was hopeless their propaganda would be unnecessary" in the second panel they are pointing at the sign and it reads "keep going"
4 panel comic First panel: A strawberry, a raspberry, and a blueberry are sitting on the floor. A tomato comes along and asks: “Can I join berry club?” – “Sorry, Tomato. Berries only”, says Strawberry. Second panel: Tomato holds up a sheet of paper. “Actually according to this article I AM a berry and you’re not.” Angrily, Strawberry says “That's not possible! ‘Berry’ is right in my name!” Third panel: Close-up on Strawberry and Raspberry. “No! This can't be! Accessory fruit?? What the hell is that?! What am I?!”, says Strawberry in disbelief, looking at the paper. “I’m not a Berry either?!!” exclaims Raspberry. Fourth panel. “These are strange times for berry club. Strange times.” says Blueberry. Tomato, a watermelon, and a banana are sitting next to it. Strawberry is sitting way in the background, looking sad.
Blue lobster chilling on the bottom of an aquarium with a photoshopped hat on and captioned with the text "Birthday Pinches coming your way!"
Garfield turned into a caterpillar like abomination with numerous insect legs poking out from his worm like body and Jon shaking in the foreground. Garfield is saying "Heaven is void of light, Jon."
Tomorrow when the farm boys find this freak of nature, they will wrap his body in newspaper and carry him to the museum. But tonight he is alive and in the north field with his mother. It is a perfect summer evening: the moon rising over the orchard, the wind in the grass. And as he stares into the sky, there are twice as many stars as usual. The poem is overload on a series of cartoon panels picturing a baby two headed calf in the pasture being licked by their mother and viewing the stars. at the bottom it gives the credit to @adamtots based on the poem "the two headed calf" by Laura Gilpin.
Picture of Bane from Batman with something blowing up behind him and the white capitalized text at top is "you think cringe is your ally?" and at the bottom "I was born in the cringe, molded by it"
Salem the black cat from Sabrina the teenage witch tv show
3 panel comic titled Don't forget. The first panel is a full water bottle captioned "Drink water.". Second panel is an open window with the sun big and bright in the top right and captioned "Get sunlight.". Third panel is a drawing of a plant captioned "You're basically a house plant with more complicated emotions.". Comic is by artist poorlydrawnlines.com
Blue lobster chilling on the bottom of an aquarium with a photoshopped hat on and captioned with the text "Birthday Pinches coming your way!"
screenshot of the website, showing shop, support on patreon follow on bluesky and invertifest.
Two panel comic of a chicken in black and white. First panel is a rooster pointing two fingers at his eyes and saying "Buh..." second panel is that same chicken pointing those same two fingers at something off panel and saying "GOK!" The tone is very menacing and this rooster will obviously mess you up.
trek bike with diy kitty litter panniers front and back
Anthropomorphized Easter Bunny who had been in the middle of decorating an Alien egg has a facehugger attached