Patrick "let me pencil you in" Denny

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He/him. Web stuff. Dad stuff. Canadian. Half decent sandwich maker. Poor Meatmail conduit. As little adulting as possible.

A large graffiti drawing of an ample posterior on a white washroom wall with a black wooden frame mounted around it. Under the frame a label reads "BUTT / $2500 / Undisclosed Artist"
A large leather couch with a cartoon speech bubble underneath it so it looks like it's saying the quotes post
Side profile picture of me from the waist up, my gray beard slightly dishevelled. I'm wearing a rumpled brown tshirt and ballcap with binoculars resting on my dad bod belly, their strap around my neck. Clipped on the ballcap is a fake plastic dragonfly meant to scare off horseflies. I am looking out to the lake, while sitting on a real plastic Muskoka chair on my dock. A coffee in a clear glass mug sits on the arm of the chair. I am at peace.
A standard schnauzer dancing on the edge of a cedar dock, transfixed by a small fish swing about below the water (not shown in video)
Screenshot from the Canadian Game show "Just Like Mom" where kids competed to line up answers to questions with their moms. Each episode ended with a "Bake Off" where kids were given a dizzying array of ingredients, from chocolate chips and flour to mustard and ketchup, and made some "treat" that the moms had to taste in an attempt to determine which horrendous concoction their kid created.
Animated screenshot of the game Space Harrier with a blonde guy in a red jacket and jeans holding a rocket pack energy weapon thing. He's flying around the screen half-hazzardly while shooting large egg shaped energy balls out at oncoming obstacles and enemies.
Five anthropomorphic popcorn people standing on a row.
Another screen shot of the top half of Google's free solitaire game. Similar to the previous post's image, the playing field (or tableau) is empty. All but one of the cards are piled by suit in the "foundation" from ace to king. This time the hearts are missing their king, which is still left in the "stock" (or hand). At the top of the screen is the time played is 6 minutes, 35 seconds and the score of 965; 20 points higher than my previous best.
A goateed white guy in punk attire happily running through a line of flex posts, letting them slap his crotch until he gets wrecked by a bollard at the end of the line of flex posts.
Sign on the entrance of the Pint Public House that states No Minors Past 7pm in a stylish slab serif.
A series of shadow puppet cut outs with animals and creatures in a very childlike art style
A wrinkly brown fungus growing out of the ground. It looks sort of like a dried up brain. A quick google lens look up (confirmed by our "Mushrooms of Ontario and Eastern Canada" guide book & Wikipedia entry) tells me this is a False Morel and decidedly NOT a snack.
A fake Star Trek title card with a large green and purple planet taking up most of the bottom left of the image and the classic Enterprise coming into orbit from the right. Along the top of the image, in yellow lettering, the title reads: "I'VE GOT THE PRIME DIRECTIVE RIGHT HERE, IN MY PANTS"
Me holding a 39" wooden spoon, which is 3/5 of my height.
A shot of myself and my 17yo in the stands in our waiting to see ourselves on the Jumbotron during second intermission
A picture of me in my new Charge hoodie and a bright yellow hard hat with a large Charge logo sticker on the front. Behind me is a bathroom mirror with my reflection in it, so you can see the Ottawa Charge wordmark sticker on the back of the hat.
A homemade yellow sign with black writing that says "Zebras Need Glasses" because #refyousuck
Screenshot from Bon Cop Bad Cop with a body draped on the "Welcome to Ontario" sign on the Quebec Border where highway 40 becomes 417. Two cops look up, one saying "but we can say he's had a bit of a rough night"
A white bristle board sign with the words "Thing on my nose CHARGE" on it. And the rhino and a monkey from the Tinga Tales episode linked above
The view of the Canadian Tire Centre ice from section 101 seat E-2. 23:20 before game time
A baby blue plate on a brick red quilted table cloth. On the plate is a soft boiled egg, ruptured so the yolk is pouring out, two hash brown patties. And 5 pan seared morel mushrooms cut in half. A fork, times down also is perched on the edge of the plate
A close up of (what I hope is) a Morel mushroom found in my front yard near the first one from the photograph posted by Vicky Smallman several Skeets up
A screenshot of the previous two Skeets from Jeff Meyer asking if the moment has passed & Jerry Chen replying "literally above the shark rn" Below them is another skeet by Gail Simone asking if the comicbook animal characters Jeff (the shark) and Ember (a horse) should do a cross over, with two pictures of Jeff & Ember attached; making Jerry's skeet also literally over a shark rn
Screen shot of the top half of Google's free solitaire game. The playing field (or tableau) is empty. All but one of the cards are piled by suit in the "foundation" from ace to king, except the spades, which is topped by its queen. The last remaining card left in the "stock" (or hand) is the king of spades. At the top of the screen is the time played – 5 minutes, 33 seconds – and the score of 945. Normally, if all foundation cards are exposed and you play the last visible card from your hand, the game auto-completes and leaves you with the score you reached to this point, so the only way to get max score is to ensure only the final king is left over turned in the hand untill it ready to be placed in the foundation, as described above.
A clear bottle of French's Dijon mustard. Some of the mustard has fallen out of the lid/spout and looks like an cut penis head. Because my emotional age is essentially 12, I needed to share this
The NAC Theatre stage, with large blocks on it in front of large red curtains. Above the blocks is a sign hanging on the curtains that reads Canadian Improv Games
View of the ice from Section 101, row C. Two rows back from the ice, just to the left of home goal The Ottawa Charge can be seen warming up as several young fans press against the glass.
Dune 3 Poster but the title text is "Spice up Your Life" and the tag line underneath is " every boy and every girl"
Two pages from the children's book " Harold and the Purple Crayon" where Harold is drawing a picnic lunch with his crayon. The first page, with Harold drawing five pies on a picnic blanket, says "There was nothing but pie." The second page, with Harold drawing the last of nine pies on a picnic blanket, says Bat there were all nine kinds of pie that Harold liked best.
I scored 36.11/50 Above average. Nobody will be impressed by 'above average.' My ranking was 98160 out of 104504.
A cropped Facebook ad for two bright blue hinged freezer packs that look like a briefcase with black handle and locking clips. The inside of the briefcase is formed to hold 6 beverage cans (presumably beer). It is labeled "Blue 6 can cooler"
Wo images of Christopher Guest looking exactly like this cat. One, from The Princess Bride, where he sits on a horse. And another, from recent press photos, where he looks old…er. But still good. For his age. I'm going to stop now.
A 200g babybel the size of an adult's first (held in an adult palm for scale
A homemade tourtiere with a fleur de lis cut in the top crust
A screenshot from the 80's era kids show 'Romper Room' where the female host is holding up a large magnifying glass frame and pretending to see kids watching from home. She would call out random first names during the bit.
A box of Quaker Raisins & Spice Instant Oatmeal
A white heart shaped Christmas ornament with the word FUCK on it in black, except the U is an outline of the city of Ottawa.
A cartoon depiction of a man being hit o In the head with a frying pan. His face is flattened as action lines and stars radiate from his head. The word PWANG features prominently at the top of the image.
A poster for the show Wynonna Earp, a show about a woman (defendant of Wyatt perhaps) who's tasked with protecting the world from a demon portal in her home town of Purgatory, where she battles, and sometimes falls in love, with the undead. The titular character, a dark haired white woman in a tasseled leather jacket, looks back over her shoulder at the camera with an alluringly angry sultry look on her face. In her hand is a ridiculously long flaming six shooter of justice.
Poster for Season Two of the show Lost Girl, about a young woman who finds out she's a succubus and tries to use her horny powers for good, not evil. The sepia toned poster has the main Lost Girl character, a dark haired, leather clad white woman staring at the camera seductively as two other characters, a blond human dr woman on the left, and a taller messy haired werewolf dude stare at her seductively. Wavy mist-like lines and blue smoke adorn the show title so you know it's spooky.
Poster for the show 'Astrid & Lilly Save the World' with the two titular characters, both Rubenesque high school students, staring awe struck into the camera. The one on the left is a blonde haired white girl, the other is a dark haired person of color. I can't remember which one is Lilly or Astrid. Images of dimensional portals and shadowy demon figures with glowing eyes decorated the bottom half of the poster. At the top of the poster is the tag line 'The Heroes You Didn't Know You Needed'
Old meme format with one mannequin cringing in fear as another mannequin, pointing at the first, yells 'This Mofo Hates Waffles'
A Facebook ad for Kim Mitchell & David Wilcox playing Saturday Feb 14th at the Hard Rock Cafe in Ottawa ON.
Star Trek Next Generation's William Riker (clean shaven) in a shiny light blue blouse, cinched at the waist with a belt. It has a wide v cut down to a point next to his navel, revealing a tight rug of chest hair. His left ear is bedazzled in an array of jewelry. He's got a smug little smile on his face because he knows he's pulling off the look spectacularly
A "Bubba" 5L mini Keg of Molson Canadian.
A shot of the Ottawa Charge playing The Toronto … something's… in a preseason game. Sitting 5 rows back from home goal
Cover of a book Titled "How to make Apple Heads" with a picture of two shrunken apple faces, one looking surprisingly like RFK Jr.
SpongeBob mocking meme image
Far side panel cartoon with a bunch of parakeets in a bar. Two parakeets stand in front of a mirror. One of them, in a little hat, is talking down the other one, who is quite agitated. A table is knocked over near them. The caption says : " Whoa, back off, Bobby Joe. … That's just your reflection."
Image of the "Pin Pals" logo, a bowling team from the Simpsons. It comprises of a circle around the team name in pink cursive writing and four bowling pins, with the heads of the members atop each pin. This iteration of the logo and team includes Carl, Homer, Lenny, and Barney
Kombucha girl meme where a woman is initially grossed out but then intrigued by the concept of apple pie flavoured kraft dinner
A poorly drawn cartoon of a guy in an I'll fitting brown suit with "crucified" to a beige X. Under it is the associated article title: Why Gen X is the real loser generation, from The Economist
A sixteen inch carbon steel paella pan, chock full of Bomba rice, merguez sausage, chicken, shrimp, scallops,veggies & spices. It's sitting on a metal grill over a brick firepit. The fire has died down to hot coals.
A box of Kellogg's Stranger Things branded (Maple Waffle Flavoured) Demogorgon Crunch with UPSIDE DOWN marshmallows. The box graphic is a cartoon Demogorgon – a grey/white humanoid monster whose head is a five sided "mouth" opened like a tooth covered flower with a "regular" fang-filled mouth in the center. An illustration of the cereal on the lower half of the box reveals it to be honey combs with weird multicoloured marshmallows. The marshmallows barely resemble their supposed shapes of 'Flashlight', 'Demogorgon' & 'D20 die'
Picture of the same 50 ft dock, three years later, with Vicky sitting on it in a plastic Adirondack chair. Our schnauzer Otto stands near her. We will be pulling it out next weekend with friends
A picture of myself and my aunt standing triumphantly on my inaugurally installed 50 ft dock.
A thermostat in a bar clearly installed on top and smack dab in the middle of a poster for a deal on corona buckets. A deal that our server informed us isn't a thing anymore
A photo of me at a spry 40 years old. Beardless, except for scruff and a bad moustache that makes me look like I'm not allowed within 700 meters of a school.
Inglorious bastards screenshot where a character is out dcas a spy because he's holding up the wrong hand gesture for three